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1st, May 2010 Reviews

Gordon Brown Heckler Thrown Out, Media Rejoices

If Gordon Brown had had a good put down prepared he could have looked cool and in control... More »

1st, May 2010 Reviews 2

Terry Pratchett Meets Discworld Fans In Kingwell Rise, Twinned With Ankh-Morpork

Terry Pratchett OBE was meeting fans of his Discworld books at Kingwell Rise... More »

1st, May 2010 Celebrities 60

Who Is Hofit Golan? A Study In Pictures

Who is Hofit Golan? And why she is every party and opening? More »

1st, May 2010 The Consumer 3

The Fart-Eating Blanket For A Better Marriage And Brilliant Testimonials

The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in Military Chemical Suits... More »

1st, May 2010 Reviews

Al Gore's Fontainebleu Trumps Gisele Bunchen's Ark

"The Italian-style house has six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms.." More »

1st, May 2010 TV & Radio

Mini Gymnastics At Queensland Raceway: Car Flips Over Fence Into Crowd

To the Queensland Raceway where a mini is auditioning for the Olympics... More »

1st, May 2010 Celebrities

Madonna's 'Private Diaries' On Sale? No Word Yet From Melissa Crowe

It would seem that a woman named Melissa Crowe forgot to pay the rent on a store-it-yourself locker and the contents ended up at auction, as they often do... More »

1st, May 2010 TV & Radio 1

Video Of Groom Being Sick At The Altar

Here's a video of the groom being sick at the altar. Is this the worst thing that could happen? More »

1st, May 2010 Reviews 1

Election In Pictures: LOL Cleggz Meets Scare Blair

After viewing these fine images of the alds on the hustings - and do enjoy the shot of Tony Blair's return - see Nick Clegg’s LOL Cleggz Gallery: I Iz Awsum... More »

1st, May 2010 Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann's Suicide, World Service And Catholics

Kate McCann's death, suicide, three years of looking - three years of watching the parents - Facbook trolls and pain... More »

1st, May 2010 Madeleine McCann 3

Madeleine McCann: Three Years Of Watching Kate And Gerry McCann In Pictures

Today, Kate and Gerry McCann, the parents of missing Madeleine McCann want to show you pictures of them in Leicester as they mark the third anniversary of their daughter's disappearance while on holiday in Portugal. More »

30th, April 2010 Reviews 3

Photos And Video Of Teacher Peter Harvey Screaming 'Die' As He Attacks Pupil With Dumbbell

The boy has told him to “fuck off”. He is fucking off. He is fucking off his teaching career about your head with a dumbbell.... More »

30th, April 2010 Reviews 2

Nick Clegg's LOL Cleggz Gallery: I Iz Awsum

Here’s a fine collection of LOLCleggz, brought to you by Mount St Nobody... More »

30th, April 2010 Celebrities

In Pictures: Grace Jones Presses Stillness On Lady Gaga

Jones took her original Lady Gaga face to artist Chris Levine's exhibition 'Stillness at the Speed of Light - Grace Jones', at the Vinyl Factory, Soho... More »

30th, April 2010 Reviews 2

Male Neurotic Sexists Wave Goodbye To The Daily Mail's Allison Pearson

She's left the Daily Mail, as expected. So I read her piece on her depression, an implied reason for her departure. As you'd expect she sexes up her condition by locating it on a fashion wave band: she's one of the Blues Sisters... More »

30th, April 2010 Reviews 1

In Pictures: The Leaders' Debate And Other Party Games

Well done again to Fulham’s Roy Hodgson for winning the leaders’ debate by a country mile... More »

30th, April 2010 Sports 8

Tiger Woods Cheated On Elin With 120 Women? Pictures

Let Oprah have the first Rielle Hunter interview! The National Enquirer’s moved on to an even bigger story of extramarital extremity... More »

30th, April 2010 Key Posts 12

Madeleine McCann: Martin Samuel's Fear As A Parent Suffering From Our Maddie Sickness

Having heard Esther Rantzen patronise the McCanns for the independent MPs, spreading the fear and addressing Kate and Gerry McCann from the bottom of a bucket of syrup marked “FEAR”, the Mail lets Martin Samuel lose on Our Maddie and emotional exhibit Kate McCann... More »