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28th, April 2010 Reviews

Daily Express Bemoans Repeats On BBC: Reader Dies From Irony

The Daily Express is outraged – just foaming at the chops – that the BBC broadcast 530 days of repeats in a single year. More »

28th, April 2010 Reviews

A Chance To Ride The Elevators In Gisele Bundchen's Eco Ark

Gisele Bundchen is the environmentalist building an ark for all the world's creatures and peoples to live in... More »

28th, April 2010 Strange But True

In Pictures: Kabul's Talibanksy Bomb Their Banksy Visions

All hail the Talibanksy of Kabul. The international artists behind the anti-war group might not be locals... More »

28th, April 2010 TV & Radio

Werner Herzog Reads Where's Waldo For Mankind

Herzog Reads Where's Waldo for your benefit and for the benfit of mankind... More »

28th, April 2010 Celebrities 3

Sandra Bullock Adopts Black Domestic Orphan Louis Bardo Bullock: Pictures

Bullock is the proud mum of Louis Baredo Bullock. She's adopted a baby... More »

28th, April 2010 Reviews 12

Listen To Gordon Brown Calling Gillian Duffy Voter A Bigot

Brown has been caught on micrphone responding to a voter's question on immigration by calling her a bigot... More »

28th, April 2010 Reviews

Pride Watch: Gordon Brown Is Proud Of Your Brother And Cameron's Girls

Buried in the Sun’s nonsense story “JEERS IN STREETS FOR PM” – a blinkered insight into Gordon Brown’s walkabout in Glasgow – are the words of an “emotional bystander” whose brother is fighting in Afghanistan. More »

28th, April 2010 Key Posts

In Pictures: The Ukraine Parliament Fight EastEnders Style

In pictures: a look at the fight that took place within the Parliament building in Kiev, Ukraine. Look out for EastEnders' Christian calleing for Sayeed... More »

28th, April 2010 Celebrities

N-Dubz Dappy Does Meow Meow: Cocaine Dealers Amazed

Now that meow meow, aka mephedrone is illegal, here’s a picture of "vile" threatening N-Dubz front man, Pob look-alike Dappy, snorting the stuff following a gig. More »

28th, April 2010 Music

In Pictures: Candi Staton Souls Out Nottingham

Staton is leaving it late to be billed as the new Whitney Houston... More »

28th, April 2010 Reviews

Labour Lose Laura Moffatt To Croydon Tories

Much drama on the hustings... More »

28th, April 2010 Celebrities 3

Does Susan Boyle Think Amanda Holden's Trout Pout Is Authentic?

So as not disappoint the fans, Holden seems to have elected to freeze her face in a permanent gape... More »

28th, April 2010 Strange But True

David Cameron Subverted My Scientology Sign

See that sign? See the sign of David Cameron subverting a Scientology message? More »

28th, April 2010 Celebrities 1

Jack Tweed In Jade Goody Costa Slappa Orgy, Probably

On the cover of the Daily Star, Jack remains “JADE’S JACK”. And he is on a “WILD BOOZE HOLS ORGY”... More »

28th, April 2010 Madeleine McCann 21

Madeleine McCann: Sofa So Terrible As Lorraine Kelly Explains

Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann: Kate and Gerry McCann are on GMTV with Lorraine Kelly. The McCanns are talking. Their children Sean and Amelie are talking, too... More »

28th, April 2010 Fashion 1

In Pictures: Dannii Minogue's Project D Fashion Range

It’s a clothing range called Project D. It was hard to see past Dani’s bulging tummy... More »

27th, April 2010 TV & Radio

Torvill and Dean's Dancing On Ice Tour: Pictures And Pain

The stars are Emily Atack and Fred Palascak, who are the only coupling we can recall whose names both end in a ‘k’... More »

27th, April 2010 Key Posts 3

In Pictures: Who Killed And Covered Up Blair Peach?

Remember when the National Front and the police were so very similar? Remember when Blair Peach was killed? More »

27th, April 2010 Reviews

Nick Clegg Curries Favour With The Parodists

The Croydonian notices the hair. It looks like he’s been shagging on the sofa in front of Neighbours. It connects with the young. But Anorak can’t help but notice the style. More »

27th, April 2010 The Consumer

Blackburn's Anti-Halal Kentucky Fried Chicken Demo: Everyone Battered

Breaking news in the KFC halal demo - No arrests at anti-halal demo at Blackburn KFC... More »

27th, April 2010 Reviews

Boris Johnson Brings Hackney To Civilisation

Bozza’s at Dalston Junction Station, in Hackney, east London. There are dragons in East London. Big ones... More »

27th, April 2010 Reviews 1

Switching On The Toilet Light Might Not Give You Cancer

Remember when the Daily Mail told us that going to the toilet caused cancer? The paper of doom's news was chilling - Liz Jones was scared; bulemic's were in a turmoil... More »

27th, April 2010 Reviews 33

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day Is Spiteful, Pathetic And Prejudiced

The likes of Glenn Reynolds, HotAir.com, Dan Savage and Reason magazine back the plan. But they are wrong to, unless their aim is to offend.. More »

27th, April 2010 Strange But True 2

Is Jesus's Face On Google Maps A Sign Of Endorsement?

Today’s Jesus is in rural Hungary. Jesus is my beetroot, as they say in the area (in Hungarian)... More »

27th, April 2010 Hello!

Flavio Briatore And Elisabetta Gregoraci Present Falco Nathan But Not The Nanny

Flavio Briatore would like to show Hello! readers his massive yacht and newborn son Falco Nathan, a child he calls a “phenomenon”... More »