27th, April 2010
Celebrities
2 All hail the Tree of Souls at Speakers’ Corner, Hyde Park, environmentalist James Cameron’s latest attempt to save the world by using lots of electricity fast... More »
27th, April 2010
Strange But True
29 Michelle Lyn Taylor, 34, of Nevada, has been given a life sentence for making a13-year-old-boy to touch her clothed breasts... More »
27th, April 2010
National Enquirer
15 Aniston is in “agony”. And Angelina Jolie is marrying Brad Pitt. The Enquirer’s front page hints at these two shockers being related... More »
27th, April 2010
Strange But True
Max has been hit in the head with a nail fired from a nail gun by his owner, Tim Horvat... More »
27th, April 2010
Strange But True
Having introduced you to Einstein - the World's Smallest Horse (batteries not included), we now bring you the video of the item they are already calling next Christmas's must-have toy... More »
27th, April 2010
Reviews
2 Scare story of the day is delivered by the BBC and we learn that people who eat chocolate are depressed. One bar of chocolate a day means you are a depressive... More »
27th, April 2010
Celebrities
Amy Winehouse is back in hospital having fallen over onto her new breasts... More »
27th, April 2010
Reviews
Having blasted Gordon Brown and the Labour Party for resorting to the politics of fear, the Sun leads with this gem of a line... More »
27th, April 2010
Music
6 How close would you dare get to Grace Jones? We got close enough to smell her pelt... More »
27th, April 2010
Celebrities
3 Can it be that music fan Steven Gerrard and pro WAG Alex Curran are in a “LOVE SPLIT HELL”... More »
26th, April 2010
Celebrities
Lohan tells the world via the privacy of Twitter that she is giving up partying. And then... More »
26th, April 2010
Strange But True
4 Heard the one about the gay dog in the Australian Thai eatery knon as Thai Spice? More »
26th, April 2010
Celebrities
To the Iron Man 2 Gala screening at the at the Vue cinema in London’s Westfield shopping centre... More »
The Priligy 30mg tablet is delaying device. It’s £76 for a pack of three... More »
Advert of The Day: How to put out a Japanese fire with your face blood: More »
Brendan Tully, of Daubhill, wants £100 from the DVLA to return the wheel clamp he tied to his wife’s Fiat Pinto. Then... More »
26th, April 2010
Celebrities
Jesse James' alleged lover, Melissa Smith (aka Mel Smith) - wants to tell Sandra Bullock how sorry she is... More »
Justin Bieber has tiggered a crush among his young fan, the so-called Bibs... More »
We interrupt the election news to go to Ringwood, Hampshire - live! – where the talk of the town is the state of a dog’s nose. More »
26th, April 2010
Celebrities
Jack Tweed. Not a rapist. Mr Jade Goody, of Jade Goody industries, is not rapist. Repeat, he is not a rapist. More »
26th, April 2010
Strange But True
8 Meet Einstein, the world’s smallest horse, standing in his naked hooves at just 14 inches high... More »
26th, April 2010
Reviews
7 In today’s Daily Mail, the nation’s foremost bringer of Scare Stories, Liz Jones delivers the most irony-laden story ever... More »
26th, April 2010
Reviews
6 Jon Venables news round-up time, readers. Matthew Acton tells NoTW readers, beneath the headline: “Bulger Killer Venables on death watch”... More »
Bias of the week brings us to the guys and gels at Socialist Unity, where Green party activist Derek Wall rewrites history... More »
