26th, April 2010
Celebrities
1 Larry King: These Documents Claim He Pretends, Lies, Misleads And Two-Times (Pictures)
King: I lie – pretend – mislead… I will have 2 or more women going at the same time”... More »
26th, April 2010
Celebrities
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26th, April 2010
Politicians
Election In Pictures: Scotland Overdoes The Salmond
Viewers in England, Wales and Northern Ireland have never had it so good… More »
26th, April 2010
Key Posts
3 Whitney Houston Loses Her Voice In London, Literally: Pictures
It was billed as Whitney comeback concert.whitney cameback. But her voice - Little Whitney - was lost... More »
26th, April 2010
Strange But True
Tattooed Mr Michelle McGee Pulled By Fuzz In Wichita
Larry Keith, 59, has been pulled by the fuzz for wearing a thong to ride his bicycle. Keith is tattooed from head to toe. Keith is a kind of gravity-hit Michelle McGee... More »
26th, April 2010
TV & Radio
3 Britain's Got Talent's Christopher Stone: The Hairless Angel's Sympathetic Back Story
Stone is Britain Got Talent’s Hairless Angel, a singing “sensation” who the Sun says is the victim of bullying. Only, the singing amateur is so much more... More »
26th, April 2010
Madeleine McCann
3 Madeleine McCann: Leicestershire Police, Jet Trips And Maddie Cops
Our Maddie has not been in the news much of late. But the Mirror can now report that “Maddy cops £22K bill for 196 jet trips”... More »
26th, April 2010
Celebrities
Katie Price's Pregnant Barbie And New BaByQ: Pictures
Katie Price is the “HAPPY MUM”. She is pictured on the Daily Star’s cover page being cradled by Alex Reid. It’s an old photo but the story is new... More »
25th, April 2010
Reviews
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Gordon Brown Wants To Be Serious: Now For Elvis
Every Labour nodding head pops up on the telly to say Gordon Brown is about "substance". We don't know what the substance is but it might well be... More »
25th, April 2010
Celebrities
7 Gisele Bundchen's Blue Lagoon: Pictures
Bundchen is green. Gisele is an environmentalist. Gisele knows. She is hot on green matters. She also has a huge house. Huge. Massive.... More »
25th, April 2010
Money
Global Warming To Blame For National Debt: Cold Counties Are Now Like The Hot Ones
It's not only the hot countries in debt these days, yer Paraguary, yer Nigeria, yer Greeks and so on. It's the cold ones too. Yer Icelands and so forth... More »
25th, April 2010
Celebrities
James Cameron's Wind-Up Avatar DVD With Stephen Lang
King of wind-powered electronic arts James Cameron releases his DVD of Avatar, the too-long blue-in-the-face, 3D enviro-flick... More »
25th, April 2010
Reviews
More Proof That Global Warming Triggers Earthquakes
Global warming triggers the earthquke in Haiti and more quakes in Taiwan... More »
25th, April 2010
Reviews
2 Stephen Hawking Says Aliens Will Bring Us Drinks, Gambling And Shiny Beads
Stephen Hawking say aliens almost certainly exist but says we should not try to reach them... More »
25th, April 2010
Sports
11 London Marathon Pictures: Princess Beatrice, No Drugs Tests And
A lifetime into the BBC’s televised London Marathon and Sue Barker is trailing the Badminton Horse Trials. This is how telly used to be before the BBC closed down with a burst of the National Anthem: patrician, patronising and prosaic... More »
25th, April 2010
Strange But True
Man Not Gay Enough For Sex Shop Sues
Michael Beaton, a plumber by training, is not gay enough for Suzie's Adult Superstore in California. He works there. Or he did. More »
25th, April 2010
Sports
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Dundee United And Other Stupid People
A BBC2 documentary about Lagos, Nigeria. And a chance to learn that Dundee United is a term of abuse More »
25th, April 2010
Reviews
Election In Pictures: David Cameron's Wedding, Baptism And Bar Mitzvah
First a baby. Then a marriage. If Dave can contrive to have relatives Confirmed, Bar Mitzvahed and Baptised, God will be truly on his side... More »
24th, April 2010
TV & Radio
22 Britain's Got Talent: Christopher Stone Is The Hairless Angel
Britain's Got Talent introduces Christopher Stone – the Hairless Angel; ChrisSto; The Signing Accountant; the one who wouldn’t shut the *** up about Maria... More »
24th, April 2010
Money
Gordon Brown Solves The National Debt In One Note
OK, Gordon. Time for Plan A... More »
24th, April 2010
Reviews
St George's Day Is A Scam: All Hail St Edmund, England's True Saviour
Just a reminder that yesterday, contrary to the insidious propaganda of Brown’s traitorous regime, is NOT the day of England’s patron saint... More »
24th, April 2010
Reviews
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Preston Uprising: More On The Kentucky Fried Chicken Halal
I can see trouble brewing if they all switch over. People want a choice - even if they don't have a clue what halal is.... More »
24th, April 2010
Flashback
Russian Federation Remembers Veterans Of The World War II Arctic Convoy: Pictures
Remember the members of the World War II Russian Arctic Convoy. The Russian Federation did. The lads were given commemorative medals to mark the 65th anniversary of VE Day... More »
24th, April 2010
Strange But True
1 Medic Loses Cannabis Crop In Tsunami Horror
Water is coming. Lots of it. He needs to move his cannabis to higher ground. He loads his car with around 8kg of weed... More »
24th, April 2010
Reviews
Gordon Brown's Perfectly Punctuated Smear
"OH BOY, THE IRANIANS ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU. UNDERLINE, UNDERLINE, UNDERLINE"... More »
24th, April 2010
Reviews
The Election In Pictures: Crusaders, Nick Griffin And Boris Johnson's Laugh In
The Election in Pictures: the leaders and their minions went for the patriotic vote on St George’s Day... More »
