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20th, April 2010 Reviews

The Politics Of Sport: Labour Wins

The politicos love keepy-uppy... More »

20th, April 2010 Strange But True

Gianni The Sex Change Cock Saves The Catholic Church

Before a fox raided his harem and killed all the hen, Guianni was the cock of the plot. Then he started laying eggs... More »

20th, April 2010 TV & Radio

Christiaan Van Vuuren Is The Fully Sick Rapper

uuren, of Sydney, scored a drug-resistant strain of tuberculosis while holidaying Argentina. Back in Oz, he was placed in isolation... More »

20th, April 2010 National Enquirer

Angelina Jolie's Horror Skirt And Jennifer Aniston Saves A Kitten

Jenniifer Aniston rescues her mum as Jolie bumps up... More »

20th, April 2010 Reviews

Nick Clegg: The Banker's Son, The Fag And The Foreigner

The Tory organs are gunning for Clegg. He’s a toff, don’t-cha-know know? He went Westminster. His dad’s a banker? More »

20th, April 2010 Celebrities

Katie Price, Peter Andre And Truth About Princess's 'Bruised Face And Body': Pictures

Princess Tiaamii, who along with Junior Peter Andre form one part of the Lucille Ball - Desi Arnez tribute act – who is also daughter to the pop acorn and Katie Price – has a “BRUISED FACE AND BODY”... More »

19th, April 2010 Reviews

Global Warming's Eyjafjoell Volcano Triggers More Global Warming

Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull Volcano was caused by global warming and now it triggers mroe global warming... More »

19th, April 2010 Reviews 1

Eyjafjallajokull Volcano Deniers Say There Is No Ash

You can hear the murmurs already. Where's the research, the evidence, that Europe had to close down its air space all because of some piffling volcano in Iceland? More »

19th, April 2010 Celebrities 1

Pictures: Michael Jackson Impersonator Arrested For Molesting A Boy

The World's greatest Michael Jackson impersonator gets into character - Ricardo West accused of molesting a minor... More »

19th, April 2010 Reviews

Obama Forced To Go To War With Iran

The Pentagon seems worried over what Obama would do if necessary, since Gates' memo was leaked and it wasn't by accident. More »

19th, April 2010 Politicians

Barack Obama Refuses To Die In a Plane Crash, Poland Weeps

But did Curl expect Obama to fly through the no-fly zone and risk dying in a plane crash to pay his respects to a man who, er, died in a plane crash?... More »

19th, April 2010 Reviews

Election In Pictures: My Old Dutch Nick Clegg Is Cardiff And Meeting Eddie Izzard

The Election in pictures: Nick Clegg, aka Nick Clogg the Flying Dutchman, Leader of the Liberal Democrats, was speaking to students at Cardiff University Student Union night club... More »

19th, April 2010 TV & Radio

Celebrity Cheaters Stars Michelle McGee, Jamie Jungers And ?

All hail the new reality TV show Celebrity Cheaters, starring Jesse James Nazi ‘n’ tell Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and Tiger Woods’ crazy golf course No. 3 Jamie Jungers More »

19th, April 2010 Reviews 1

Nick Clegg Is Nick Clogg Boris Johnson's Dutch Princess Diana

Nick Clegg is our Obama. Nick Clegg will save us. Nick Clegg has a Dutch mum and a half Russian dad, notes Trevor Kavanagh in the Sun. Show us your passport, Nick Clegg... More »

19th, April 2010 TV & Radio

Britain's Got Talent Is For Mum And Dad's Dead Ambitions

Kieran Gaffney is back. In the last months, Kieran has formed a band with his mum and dad. And they are dire. In fact, they look like they’ve not practiced at all and it’s all just a ploy to get Kieran to go solo and let his talent shine.... More »

19th, April 2010 TV & Radio 2

Britain's Got Talent Puts Clocks Back

Britain's Got Talent is back and so is the hype. The Sun delivers the headline of the day... More »

19th, April 2010 Reviews 1

In Pictures: The Erroneous Trial Of 'Murderer' Omari Roberts

Omari Roberts, 23, did not murder 17 year old Tyler Juett, who had broken into his mother’s home Old Basford, Nottingham. More »

19th, April 2010 Celebrities 2

Eyjafjallajokull Volcano Is Adopted By Dan Snow And David Cameron's Big Society

Step forward daddy’s boy Dan Snow her to launch a “Dunkirk-style mission” to bring British ferry passengers across the Channel in a fleet of RIBs... More »

19th, April 2010 Strange But True

China's Mr Chang Du Offers His Huge Chin As Advertising Billboard

Mr Chang Du, of Lishuguo, central China, is offering brands the chance to place their logo and ad on his is impressive chin. More »

19th, April 2010 TV & Radio 1

Robot Mouth Sings Eduard Anatolyevich's Tralala

We now bring you Robot Mouth sings Tralala in the style of Russian beat box legend Eduard Hill... More »

19th, April 2010 The Consumer 2

Coca Cola Brings You The Taste Of Karl Lagerfeld

Thanks to Coca-Cola Light, we now have answer to the perennial question: “What does Karl Lagerfeld taste of?” More »

19th, April 2010 Reviews 34

Jon Venables' Co-codamol Suicide Plot

James Bulger killer Jon Venables’ prison cell continues to occupy the tabloids as today we learn of “SUICIDE PILLS” in the “den”. More »

19th, April 2010 Reviews 1

MDAI Is The New Mephedrone, With Added Sparkle

Meow Meow is banned. Mephedrone is too pricy and risky now that it’s illegal. If you’re gonna takes risk you might as well buy some cocaine. So. Got any Sparkle? More »

19th, April 2010 Celebrities

In Pictures: Amy Winehouse And Blake Are Back Together

Amy Winehouse is rising to the challenge presented by Kerry Katona’s elevation up the tabloid news U-bend by getting back with Blake Fielder-Civil. More »

19th, April 2010 Key Posts 17

Pictures: Global Warming Caused Eyjafjallajokull Volcano

In Iceland, the Eyjafjallajokull volcano has exploded. And global warming is to blame. Gaia has joned Plane Stupid to stop us from flying More »