The Politics Of Sport: Labour Wins
The politicos love keepy-uppy... More »
20th, April 2010
Strange But True
Gianni The Sex Change Cock Saves The Catholic Church
Before a fox raided his harem and killed all the hen, Guianni was the cock of the plot. Then he started laying eggs... More »
20th, April 2010
TV & Radio
Christiaan Van Vuuren Is The Fully Sick Rapper
uuren, of Sydney, scored a drug-resistant strain of tuberculosis while holidaying Argentina. Back in Oz, he was placed in isolation... More »
20th, April 2010
National Enquirer
Angelina Jolie's Horror Skirt And Jennifer Aniston Saves A Kitten
Jenniifer Aniston rescues her mum as Jolie bumps up... More »
20th, April 2010
Reviews
Nick Clegg: The Banker's Son, The Fag And The Foreigner
The Tory organs are gunning for Clegg. He’s a toff, don’t-cha-know know? He went Westminster. His dad’s a banker? More »
20th, April 2010
Celebrities
Katie Price, Peter Andre And Truth About Princess's 'Bruised Face And Body': Pictures
Princess Tiaamii, who along with Junior Peter Andre form one part of the Lucille Ball - Desi Arnez tribute act – who is also daughter to the pop acorn and Katie Price – has a “BRUISED FACE AND BODY”... More »
19th, April 2010
Reviews
Global Warming's Eyjafjoell Volcano Triggers More Global Warming
Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull Volcano was caused by global warming and now it triggers mroe global warming... More »
19th, April 2010
Reviews
1 Eyjafjallajokull Volcano Deniers Say There Is No Ash
You can hear the murmurs already. Where's the research, the evidence, that Europe had to close down its air space all because of some piffling volcano in Iceland? More »
19th, April 2010
Celebrities
1 Pictures: Michael Jackson Impersonator Arrested For Molesting A Boy
The World's greatest Michael Jackson impersonator gets into character - Ricardo West accused of molesting a minor... More »
19th, April 2010
Reviews
Obama Forced To Go To War With Iran
The Pentagon seems worried over what Obama would do if necessary, since Gates' memo was leaked and it wasn't by accident. More »
19th, April 2010
Politicians
Barack Obama Refuses To Die In a Plane Crash, Poland Weeps
But did Curl expect Obama to fly through the no-fly zone and risk dying in a plane crash to pay his respects to a man who, er, died in a plane crash?... More »
19th, April 2010
Reviews
Election In Pictures: My Old Dutch Nick Clegg Is Cardiff And Meeting Eddie Izzard
The Election in pictures: Nick Clegg, aka Nick Clogg the Flying Dutchman, Leader of the Liberal Democrats, was speaking to students at Cardiff University Student Union night club... More »
19th, April 2010
TV & Radio
Celebrity Cheaters Stars Michelle McGee, Jamie Jungers And ?
All hail the new reality TV show Celebrity Cheaters, starring Jesse James Nazi ‘n’ tell Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and Tiger Woods’ crazy golf course No. 3 Jamie Jungers More »
19th, April 2010
Reviews
1 Nick Clegg Is Nick Clogg Boris Johnson's Dutch Princess Diana
Nick Clegg is our Obama. Nick Clegg will save us. Nick Clegg has a Dutch mum and a half Russian dad, notes Trevor Kavanagh in the Sun. Show us your passport, Nick Clegg... More »
19th, April 2010
TV & Radio
Britain's Got Talent Is For Mum And Dad's Dead Ambitions
Kieran Gaffney is back. In the last months, Kieran has formed a band with his mum and dad. And they are dire. In fact, they look like they’ve not practiced at all and it’s all just a ploy to get Kieran to go solo and let his talent shine.... More »
19th, April 2010
TV & Radio
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Britain's Got Talent Puts Clocks Back
Britain's Got Talent is back and so is the hype. The Sun delivers the headline of the day... More »
19th, April 2010
Reviews
1 In Pictures: The Erroneous Trial Of 'Murderer' Omari Roberts
Omari Roberts, 23, did not murder 17 year old Tyler Juett, who had broken into his mother’s home Old Basford, Nottingham. More »
19th, April 2010
Celebrities
2 Eyjafjallajokull Volcano Is Adopted By Dan Snow And David Cameron's Big Society
Step forward daddy’s boy Dan Snow her to launch a “Dunkirk-style mission” to bring British ferry passengers across the Channel in a fleet of RIBs... More »
19th, April 2010
Strange But True
China's Mr Chang Du Offers His Huge Chin As Advertising Billboard
Mr Chang Du, of Lishuguo, central China, is offering brands the chance to place their logo and ad on his is impressive chin. More »
19th, April 2010
TV & Radio
1 Robot Mouth Sings Eduard Anatolyevich's Tralala
We now bring you Robot Mouth sings Tralala in the style of Russian beat box legend Eduard Hill... More »
19th, April 2010
The Consumer
2 Coca Cola Brings You The Taste Of Karl Lagerfeld
Thanks to Coca-Cola Light, we now have answer to the perennial question: “What does Karl Lagerfeld taste of?” More »
19th, April 2010
Reviews
34 Jon Venables' Co-codamol Suicide Plot
James Bulger killer Jon Venables’ prison cell continues to occupy the tabloids as today we learn of “SUICIDE PILLS” in the “den”. More »
19th, April 2010
Reviews
1 MDAI Is The New Mephedrone, With Added Sparkle
Meow Meow is banned. Mephedrone is too pricy and risky now that it’s illegal. If you’re gonna takes risk you might as well buy some cocaine. So. Got any Sparkle? More »
19th, April 2010
Celebrities
In Pictures: Amy Winehouse And Blake Are Back Together
Amy Winehouse is rising to the challenge presented by Kerry Katona’s elevation up the tabloid news U-bend by getting back with Blake Fielder-Civil. More »
19th, April 2010
Key Posts
17 Pictures: Global Warming Caused Eyjafjallajokull Volcano
In Iceland, the Eyjafjallajokull volcano has exploded. And global warming is to blame. Gaia has joned Plane Stupid to stop us from flying More »
