19th, April 2010
Celebrities
7 Katie Price is all set to “KO” Ales Reid. The Star says Jordan wants “ALEX OUT OF MY LIFE”. She’s “set to dump” Reid. The fact keeps coming: Katie Price and Alex Reid are over... More »
19th, April 2010
Key Posts
Strike now before Ahmadinejad’s Iran gets the bomb? Why, yes. The bunker buster is a Massive Ordnance Penetrator... More »
18th, April 2010
Celebrities
1 The 12-step plan to make Kerry Katona a likeable personality, follows her estrangement from husband Mark Croft, confessions of cocaine addiction and a non-romance with Peter Andre, to move on to her being a victim of Brian McFadden... More »
No word on LibDem leader Nick Clegg on the covers of the NoTW, Sunday Express, Star on Sunday or Sunday Telegraph, but on the all other papers we’re going mad for Clegg.... More »
18th, April 2010
TV & Radio
Chandi is the “amazing dancing dog”. Chandi is also a stripper dog. And Chandi works the stripper’s pole... More »
18th, April 2010
Reviews
8 They came to unveil the gravestone of Private Thomas Dawe. He defended Rorke's Drift during the South African Anglo Zulu war of 1879... More »
18th, April 2010
Celebrities
1 Christina Hendricks, the Mad Men Bombshell – not to be confused with Michelle Bombshell McGee (NSFW) - a woman more bomb shelter than any shell you’d want to cock to an ear - is the Esquire magazine cover model for May... More »
18th, April 2010
Key Posts
2 The Tea Party protestors are on the move. And one NBC reporter has her own story to chase. Are the Tea Party people racists? More »
18th, April 2010
Strange But True
5 THE Pasta Bible recommends that anyone looking to make tagliatelle [sic] with sardines and prosciutto the should use “salt and freshly ground black people”. More »
18th, April 2010
TV & Radio
How’s Tobias Mead's background story coming along? More »
Day whatever of the General Election campaign and if Nick Clegg can convert to Conservatism or Socialism he can lead the country... More »
17th, April 2010
Strange But True
2 Rabbits Fun land - "Our friendly guide will tell you more about rabbits as well as presenting a live demonstration on their mating process…" And more! More »
17th, April 2010
Sports
Manchester United now have a derby match that further reduces Liverpool in stature. They have Manchester City. They have Manchester City to beat More »
17th, April 2010
Reviews
Police raced to Livesey Branch Road and with the cry “FIRST!” scooped 30 bags of the noxious plant food... More »
17th, April 2010
Reviews
Having blamed the Devil, the victims, the Holocaust, a lack of girls and the homosexuals for the paedo priest scandal, Mexico’s Bishop of San Cristobal de las Casas diocese Felipe Arizmendi blames the television and internet pornography... More »
17th, April 2010
Key Posts
6 Before the show, and ten-year-old Chloe Hickinbottom who croons Vera Lynn's White Cliffs Of Dover, here’s a chance to cast more aspersions on the mental wellbeing of last year’s runner up Susan Boyle... More »
17th, April 2010
Reviews
3 “VOLCANO DUST IS DEADLY,” says the Daily Express. And it is deadly – so long as you are closer to Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano than Great Britain is... More »
16th, April 2010
Key Posts
1 Scientists from Sheffield Hallam University says the substance retrieved originated in Eyjafjallajökul... More »
16th, April 2010
Technology
With the Express app. you cutting-edge tech kids can keep up with your favourite read. You need never miss a story on Our Maddie, Princess Diana's latest haircut or thieving gipsy scum begging for nuts and children in your lounge.... More »
Can Madeleine McCann have a say in the UK election? The Sun thinks she can. News is that “WOULD-BE UKIP MP” Helene Davies-Green once delivered “vile” leaflets entitled "Ten Reasons Why Madeleine Was Not Abducted" to Kate and Gerry McCann’s neighbours. More »
Today’s pictures included Eddie Izzard (Labour Luvvie), Gary Barlow (Tory Take Thatter), and Cherie Blair (WTF?)... More »
