14th, April 2010
Fashion
In Pictures: Miranda Kerr Undoes The Peado Bikini
Miranda Kerr shows you that you don’t need the Paedo Bikini to look younger. Miranda Kerr is wearing a bikini for Ayyildiz Swimwear. More »
14th, April 2010
Fashion
14th, April 2010
Celebrities
Michelle Rodriguez Beats Justin Bieber To Lesbian Magazine GO Gig
Lost actess Michelle Rodriguez has yet to come out as gay. Or not gay. She is, however, hosting a party for lesbian organ GO Magazine... More »
14th, April 2010
TV & Radio
Coronation Street's Eileen Method Acting Drink Driving Ban
She’s the actress, who plays likeable lioness Eileen Grimshaw - the taxi operator! More »
14th, April 2010
Reviews
Pulitzer Saves John Edwards From A Bad Burger
THE National Enquirer missed out on a Pulitzer Prize for exposing the John Edwards - Reille Hunter scandal. But rest assured that the Pulitzer is a worthy thing. The Explanatory Reporting prize goes to.. More »
14th, April 2010
Reviews
2 Spanking Creates Aggressive Children, Says Study
Hitler. Osama bin Laden. Joe Stalin. Max Mosley. Mother Teresa of Calcutta. Napoleon. Dennis the Menace. Beryl The Peril. All spanked More »
14th, April 2010
Celebrities
2 Pictures: Sasha Grey In The Girlfriend Experience
Sashs Grey is ready for you now... More »
14th, April 2010
Strange But True
UCLA Crotch Groper Calizto Marcellana Nitro Is Police Sketch Of The Week
Calizto Marcellana Nitro is Anorak’s Police Sketch of The Week. Mr Nitro is 63... More »
14th, April 2010
Reviews
Tilern DeBique: A Case In MySpace Pictures
Meet Tilern DeBique. Single mother Tilern DeBique is the Mail's "Now..." of the day... More »
14th, April 2010
Reviews
Scare Story: Fat Kids In Liverpool Die Before Fat Parents
The Sun says “thousands” of fat children “could die before their parents”. You want proof? More »
14th, April 2010
Reviews
2 In Pictures: Thinking Zac Goldsmith For Recognise Magazine Launch
Who better than Bernie Ecclestone’s daughter – Bernie runs the Formula 1 circus – to grace a magazine “defined by a commitment to finding brands that are dedicated to environmental stewardship and social responsibility”? More »
14th, April 2010
Key Posts
5 In Pictures: Justin Bieber Is A 'Lesbian'
Justin Bieber is huge. Literally. Bieber is massive. In real life he’s the size of a large horse. He also looks just like a lesbian. More »
14th, April 2010
The Consumer
1 Lisa Murphy’s Tactile Minds Is Porn Guess Who: Pictures
Having thumbed our braille copy of Playboy, and enjoyed many games of Porn Guess Who (TM), and Blind Man's Muff, we now deliver a copy of Lisa Murphy’s Tactile Mind More »
14th, April 2010
The Consumer
With Primark's Peado Bikini You Can Look Years Younger
As the Sun says on its front page, the paedo bikini gives you a “sexy shape”. The Paedo Bikini sells under the motto “too much at too young an age”... More »
13th, April 2010
Technology
Twitter Ads Look Just Like Twitter PR
Twitter has taken months and months of brainstorming and hard creating to comes up with a way to make money from the thing. And it's come up with... More »
13th, April 2010
Celebrities
American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Nude For Allure
The stature of American Idol takes another hit with her ill-advised nude pose in the new edition of Allure magazine... More »
13th, April 2010
Sports
4/11: Texas Stadium Was A CIA Plot
Before the dust had even settled over the ruins of Texas Stadium Sunday, internet forums and Twitter began to hum with rumors that “4/11 was an inside job” More »
13th, April 2010
Technology
Breaking: Lexus In Recall Fire Alert
THE news advert for the Toyota Lexus Lexus revels a hidous smoke peril. Recall! Recall! Recall! More »
13th, April 2010
Hello!
4 At Home With Nicola Roberts And Charlie Fennell
Nicola Roberts, of Girls Aloud, would like to show you her “luxury penthouse”. She’d also like to show us Charlie Fennell (like the vegetable), her lover with a “big personality”. More »
13th, April 2010
Reviews
Election In Pictures: Gordon Brown Is House Hunting In Derby
Brown visited the home of her grandparents Nancy and Les White in Erewash, Derbyshire. Why? More »
13th, April 2010
Music
Abba’s Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus Do Kristina: Mamma Mia 2
Anorak went along to the Royal Albert Hall in west London to see Abba’s Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus plug their new musical Kristina... More »
13th, April 2010
Strange But True
1 Man With Not Stable Home Admits Buggering A Donkey
Joseph Squires, 66, is in the dock at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggering a donkey “between February 2 and February 5, 1999”. Despise the man and the crime, but you’ve got the admire the lad’s stamina... More »
13th, April 2010
Strange But True
On The Lamb: Fugitives 'Dress Up As Sheep'
To Argentina, where the sheep are on the run. Inside the sheep are Maximiliano Pereyra, 25, and Ariel Diaz, 28, robbers on the run from jail. More »
13th, April 2010
Music
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Vengasboys: Pete Burns, Perez Hilton And Lady Gaga In Gayest Music Video Ever
Lady Gaga, Pete Burns and Perez Hilton make cameos in Vengaboys’ new music video that’s been hyped as their “gayest music video ever”. Yep, gayer than that one. More »
13th, April 2010
Reviews
14 Paedophile Reginald Forester-Smith's £400,000 Gift To The Girl Guides: The Moral Maze
Reginald Forester-Smith was a convicted paedophile. He raped his own daughter, Tori, among other crimes, including sexually abusing three girls over 20 years... More »
13th, April 2010
TV & Radio
7 Emma Chawner Is Back On The X Factor
Emma Chawner, jobbing TV fatso and ridiculed X Factor loser, is spotted in the queue for the show's Manchester auditions... More »
