13th, April 2010
Reviews
7 Bullying Teen Suicide Robyn Nixon To Fit Mail's Anti-Facebook News Agenda
Robyn Nixon has died. She was 15. She jumped to her death from the top of a building in Weymouth, Dorset... More »
13th, April 2010
Reviews
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13th, April 2010
Celebrities
Anorak Spots: Sarah Jessica Parker's Twice Nay And Tila Tequila Does Room Service
Tila Tequila is on the menu and more celebrity madness.. More »
13th, April 2010
National Enquirer
1 American Idol: Ryan Seacrest And Simon Cowell Are 'Separated By Technicians'
So says the National Enquirer and who are we to argue? If the technicians can’t separate Seacrest and Cowell, maybe the surgeons can. And if not them, then the lubers, mechanics and fishermen. More »
13th, April 2010
Celebrities
Britney Spears Shows Her Fleshy Candie Bars
Britney Spears is posing for US-based fashion firm Candie's. For reasons unknown she’s apparently licking the underside of miniature poodle More »
13th, April 2010
Reviews
2 Met Police Cricket Team Allowed To Return Muslim Shoes 'With Interest'
To you hobnail boots, ski boots, jackboots, clogs and more as the Times reports that Muslims are allowed to throw footware, it being part of their culture... More »
13th, April 2010
Celebrities
Boy George And Mark Ronson At Rufus Wainwright's Opera Prima Donna
We spotted music producer Mark Ronson, Graham Norton and Boy George arriving for the opening night of Rufus Wainwright's opera Prima Donna, at Sadler's Wells Theatre. More »
13th, April 2010
Celebrities
2 Michelle Bombeshell McGee Says Sorry To Bullock Her Co-Star Victim
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee gives it the sister act on Australian TV, showing the viewers Jesse James' text messages to her and saying that she is sorry for Sandra Bullock’s pain. More »
13th, April 2010
Reviews
Labour Manifesto Rejects Wind Turbines
See that rosy-fingered dawn on the Labour Party's manifesto? See the wind turbines? Jim Greenhalf does: More »
13th, April 2010
Celebrities
Closer Invites Us To Hate Mum-Of-Seven Claire Davey
Meet pregnant mum-of-seven Claire Davey. Claire has never had a full-time job. She wants to have another seven children. She and her husband Peter get £42,000-a-year from the state. More »
13th, April 2010
Hello!
Prince William Pops The Questions To Kate Middleton
In this week’s Hello! the magazine looks at Kate Middleton and Prince William and gets “Ten burning questions answers”. More »
13th, April 2010
Hello!
Cheryl Cole's 'Secret Divorce' And More
Want to know about Cheryl Cole’s “secret divorce decision”? You do. More »
13th, April 2010
Key Posts
1 Revealed: David Cameron's Conservative Manifesto Stolen From Student's Essay
Barry Richards, 16, is a pupil at the Wat Tyler comprehensive in Grays, and a leading member of the Essex Young Conservatives... More »
13th, April 2010
National Enquirer
3 Angelina Jolie Orders A Brad Pitt Facelift: Pictures
Brad Pitt has been ordered by his erstwhile lover Angelina Jolie to “Get a Facelift”. This is the National Enquirer’s “BRAD PLASTIC SURGERY SHOCKER!” More »
13th, April 2010
Reviews
No Superbugs From Allah Rules Department Of Health
NO Superbugs from Allah rules the Department of Health has announced which decrees that female Muslim staff can cover their arms even though earlier guidance says all staff should be "bare below the elbow"... More »
13th, April 2010
Celebrities
In Pictures: Jade Goody Implicated In Jack Tweed 'Rape' Case
DAY 2 of the Jack Tweed rape trial and Jade Goody is getting star billing. Whatever Jack Tweed does – get photographed during extempore grave visits; smack a lad with golf club; wear knickers and a bra – it’s never enough to be star in his own right.... More »
12th, April 2010
Reviews
National Enquirer's John Edwards Scoop Shunned In Pulitzer Prize Giving
The Pulitzer Prizes were announced this afternoon and the National Enquirer was not among the recipients... More »
12th, April 2010
Music
1 Vatican Responds To Sex Cases By Clearing The Satantic Beatles
Top news from the Vatican is that the Pope and the Catholic Church has forgiven John Lennon for saying in 1966 that the Beatles were "more popular than Jesus"... More »
12th, April 2010
Reviews
The Election In Pictures: Ed Balls Hots Pants' Lobotomy
The Election in pictures: April 12, 2010, and Gordon Brown pops on a hard hat; The Conservatives get a lobotomy; David Cameron is a Chubby chaser; and... More »
12th, April 2010
Celebrities
Jesse James: Meet 'Mistress' Merilee Gerth In 'Otay' Pictures and Emails
Jesse James and mistress number five (alleged) Merilee Gerth in pictures. Yeah, Merilee, as it Merilee, Merilee, Merilee, Merilee... Merilee down the stream (and if you see a tattoed woman don't forget to scream).... More »
12th, April 2010
Reviews
Young Major Nidal Hasan Fronts Afghanistan Poster Campaign?
In Kabul, the locals are not yet buying McDonald’s but they the subject of US marketing campaign to promote “A New Afghanistan”... More »
12th, April 2010
Key Posts
8 FA Cup In Pictures: Portsmouth Fans Bid For Place On Wembley Final Bus
In pictures, Portsmouth fans high on their team’s FA Cup win over Spurs are invited to bid for a place on the team’s walking bus for the final... More »
12th, April 2010
Reviews
6 Scare Story Of The Day: Going To The Toilet Gives You Cancer
Scare Story of the day comes in the Mail, where readers are warned that night-time visits to the toilet can cause cancer... More »
12th, April 2010
Money
Gordon Brown Hails TaxPayers' Alliance's Digital Debt Clock As A Triumph For The Google Generation
Good news is that the national debt is no so large that no-one understands the number. And as a bonus it’s too big to fit onto a cheque... More »
12th, April 2010
Celebrities
1 In Pictures: Jessica Simpson's Sexual Kryptonite
Women in no make-up are either naturally lovely; b) lazy; or c) packing a hairstylist, lighting technician and photographer with patience... More »
