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12th, April 2010 Celebrities 1

Pictures: Jedward To Star In New Shake 'N' Vac Advert

Next stop for Jedward a chance to sing the Shake 'n' Vac advert. Edward and John Grimes are to be the voices of nostalgic freshener. More »

12th, April 2010 Reviews

Ecocide Is Genocide And All Other Crimes

Polly Higgins wants to tell you about ecocide. Polly is the voice for the indigenous people's who she says don't have one. But aren't we all Earth's idigenous people, apart from Tom Cruise, obviously? More »

12th, April 2010 Strange But True 1

ASBO Man Must Stop Watching Election Coverage And Question Time

Here's one for the watchers at Biased BBC – Stroud’s Martin Solomon, 64, tells Gloucester Crown Court that he'll avoid watching the General Election coverage, in particular the BBC’s Question Time panel show... More »

12th, April 2010 Celebrities 7

In Pictures: Jack Tweed Back In Court On Rape Charge

Jack Tweed, the jobbing Mr Jade Goody, arrived at Snaresbrook Crown Court, London, where he is to go on trial accused of raping a teenager. Tweed wore drk glasses and a girl’s jacket. More »

12th, April 2010 TV & Radio

A Video Of A Kinky Russian Bear In A Négligée

Want to see a video of a Russian bear wearing a négligée , dancing to Soviet rock? You do? Well, with Anorak TV, you’re in luck. More »

12th, April 2010 Key Posts

In Pictures: X-Ray Of Live Ammo In Afghan Soldier's Head

This is a picture of a two-inch long live round of ammunition lodged in the head of living Afghan soldier. More »

12th, April 2010 The Consumer

Faces On Your Cafe Latte: A Gallery

Anorak presents the faces of your morning café latte. The latte is the upside-down greasy spoon cup of tea. More »

12th, April 2010 Celebrities 2

Susan Boyle Kisses Up To Snoop Dogg And Heads For Revenge

Susan Boyle: another day in the media’s destruction of Susan Boyle, the woman who was to herald in the end of cynicism and was evidence of God’s love... More »

12th, April 2010 Celebrities 2

Prince Harry Orders Champagne All Round-ish

Good news is that Prince Harry Baseball Cap has bucked the recession and IS still buying loadsa champagne for pals at Boujis nightclub... More »

12th, April 2010 Celebrities

Kerry Katona's Fit For Cocaine Shocker

“KERRY: IS SHE FIT TO BE A MUM?” This will surely lead to other questions as to what else Kerry Katona might be fit for? More »

12th, April 2010 Politicians 4

Julius Malema Racially Attacks The BBC's Jonah Fisher

Malema is holding press conference. Malema attacks a white BBC journalist called Jonah Fisher. The hack keeps his cool, admirably - sensibly... More »

11th, April 2010 Celebrities

Video: Cheryl Cole Explaining The Meaning Of Love To Sarah Ferguson

Cheryl is on the telly in Norway talking about her lack of a private life. Says Cheryl of her song’s meaning - yeah, apparently there is one... More »

11th, April 2010 Reviews

Win The Right to Breathe Anna Wintour's Chic Air

The legend that is Anna Wintour has created an "opportunity" to meet her at American Vogue on the 12th floor of 4 Times Square, NY... More »

11th, April 2010 Reviews 1

The Big Cs: David Cameron Gives You Cancer, Just Like Maggie Did

Anorak was ahead of the game when we told you that David Cameron’s Conservatives give your cancer... More »

11th, April 2010 Strange But True

In Malta With The Pope And Paedo Bear

The Pope. A Peados. And Malta. Make the link.. More »

11th, April 2010 Reviews 2

Bloggers' Bash 2010 And Drinks At Adam Smith Institute

Anorak's pal Tim Worstall and one-time breakfast date Guido are speaking at the Adam Smith Institute. Fancy it? More »

11th, April 2010 TV & Radio 1

Russian Driving Tip Of The Day: The Tow Excuse Me

This Week’s Driving Tip of the Day is brought to you by the Russian driver who tried to navigate his vehicle between one car towing another car... More »

11th, April 2010 Reviews

Computer Says The Government Can Take Your Eyes: Donor Horror

In readiness for an election; in readiness for ID cards; in readiness for the webpage for every citizen; in readiness for the NHS computer megabeast on which all your details will be stored; the Government has plucked out your loved ones eyes... More »