James Bulger: Jon Venables Guitar Lessons And An Oasis Wonderwall
Turns out that Venables is getting guitar lessons in jail. And – shock of shocks – he’s not paying for them himself... More »
Turns out that Venables is getting guitar lessons in jail. And – shock of shocks – he’s not paying for them himself... More »
TO the premier of The Infidel at the Hammersmith Apollo, London. The plot is simple: a Muslim man wakes up one day and discovers he’s Jewish. Yep, a bit like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, only without the laughs and tension... More »
Malcolm McLaren has died. Want to know why and how? Well, the BBC knows. More »
RIP Malcolm McLaren, you gave us Johnny Rotten, Steve Jones, Syd Vicious and Paul Cook. You gave us the Sex Pistols... More »
THE Digital Economy Bill was passed by technology illiterates, not least of all, Stephen Timms, the Financial Secretary to the Treasury and Minister for Digital Britain, who in a letter dated "32 Feb 2010" says... More »
Lindsay Lohan is not a soft porn star. Lindsay Lohan is fashion model for clothing label 6126. Incidentally, Great Portland Street 6126 was the number of Old Mr Anorak’s favourite concubine... More »
Now listen as other dead persons give Tiger Woods advice from the grave. First up, Yule Brynner... More »
"Beating David Cameron [who came second in the poll of 60 celebs and names] was the important thing. If he can't beat me, how's he going to beat Gordon Brown?" More »
Of course, this is a new way ahead - a change on the old policy of looking for mosques and building a shooting rage around them... More »
In recent days, Cheryl Cole has been showing her hands to the camera. One day she has a wedding ring. One day she has no ring at all... More »
To Burnley, where police are looking for green man linked to car crime. The green man was spotted by a car that has recently been broken into. More »
Today the Daily Mirror brings news that if you vote for the Tories you’ll get cancer... More »
COVERED widely by the media, the reports of the rioting in Kyrgyzstan yesterday vary widely in tone and content. But, even if you have to drill down into the piece, not even The Guardian can conceal the reason for the unrest... More »
Metropolitan Police undated handout photo of an efit released by police hunting an armed robber who terrorised four victims in just four days – by showing them his face... More »
InSt Petersburg, Russia, Maxim Golovatskikh and his friend, a florist called Yury Mozhnov, are accused of killing 16-year-old Karina Barduchian, in a bath and serving her body as meat to lodger Ekaterina Zinovyeva... More »
After Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson, Joslyn James, Loredana Jolie, Julie Postle, Theresa Rogers and Devon James, meet Raychel Coudriet... More »
News is that Victoria Beckham has left husband David Beckham “exhausted” by “demanding sex FIVE times a day”, says the Sun... More »
Another day in the General Election race. And a chance to see Anorak's Daily pictures round-up... More »
After the Jenin massacre of 2002, read the case of teenager Muhammad Zen Ismail Al-Farmawi, shot dead by the Israelis only to come back to life in Egypt... More »
Want to see a picture of Justin Bieber asleep? Justin Bieber's dad - Lord Bieber (yes, really) wants you to see it... More »
Michelle can, surprisingly, move her tight new face to speak with. Says she... More »
Terror in the skies! A man’s shoes are on fire on a Northwest Airlines flight from Washington's Reagan airport to Denver. Over 160 people are onboard. The man is identified as Mohammaed al Modad. More »