8th, April 2010
Celebrities
6 Katie Price Is Pregnant With Alex Reid's Career
AlexReid, the walking Toffee Crisp married to Katie Price, aka Jordan, is delighted that he’s “going to be a daddy”... More »
8th, April 2010
Celebrities
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7th, April 2010
TV & Radio
The Intenet Conspiracy - Is It Real? A Video
Does the Internet really exist or is it all just a conspiracy? More »
7th, April 2010
Sports
Manchester United Lose To Bayern Munich And English Football Fans Rejoice: Pictures
Manchester United lost to Bayern Munich in the Champions League. In 1999, when last the teams played in the biggest club competition in European football, Bayern were winning as the game moved into its death throes. Your writer was in a bar in Madrid... More »
7th, April 2010
TV & Radio
2 In Pictures: Dhruv Baker Wins BBC MasterChef 2010
Dhruv Baker is the winner of MasterChef 2010, the addictive BBC TV show in which amateur chefs try to impress professional telly eaters John Torode and Gregg Wallace with stone cold food congealed under arc lights... More »
7th, April 2010
Celebrities
Jennifer Aniston's Car 'Kiss' With Brad Pitt And 'Bill'
The front-page news is: "JEN & BRAD CAUGHT KISSING" More »
7th, April 2010
Strange But True
Tolpuddle Guides Strike For Improved Pay, Australia Expects
It's déjà vu all over agin... More »
7th, April 2010
TV & Radio
In Pictures: Chris Evans' Snow Centre Breakfast Show Sporting Challenge
Chris Evans was at The Snow Centre in Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, for one of his Friday Breakfast Show Sporting Challenges. This is radio you can see. More »
7th, April 2010
Madeleine McCann
2 Madeleine McCann: The Press Complaints Committee Forgets Robert Murat
The Press Complaints Commission was criticised by the Commons culture, media and sport select committee. It responds - and there is no mention made for Robert Murat, a man almost destroyed by the press: More »
7th, April 2010
Sports
Martina Navratilova's Breast Cancer Exposed
Martina Navratilova's breasts are now a talking point... More »
7th, April 2010
Fashion
2 In Pictures: Selena Gomez For Asda
We saw the new teen sensation in her black top and spangly skirt... More »
7th, April 2010
Money
KISS Lead Tongue Man Gene Simmons Is The Hair Of Springs Life Equity Strategy
Having cracked wigs, long tongues, sex tapes and KISS, Gene Simmons moves into the ultimate gig – flogging Life Assurance... More »
7th, April 2010
Reviews
2 Media Says Mephedron 'Killed' Wesley Sharples As Gordon Brown Ignores Ban
Meow meow is legal. Gordon Brown could have helped to make it illegal had he only waited a short while longer to put his premiership to the vote. But Gordon and the wonks say it is legal. So legal it is. More »
7th, April 2010
Celebrities
12 Private Kate Middleton Sues Rex Features And Advises the Plebs To Get A Camera
Rex apologises – that full apology at the end of the piece. But before that, private Kate is being interviewed on the website of Party Pieces, you know, the company her family owns... More »
7th, April 2010
TV & Radio
1 Lin Yu Chun Is The Next Whitney Houston Is Next Susan Boyle
Lin Yu Chun is the next Whitney Houston. And he's the nest Susan Boyle. chances are that Lin Yu Chun is the nexy Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga and, with that hair, Ann Widdecombe. More »
7th, April 2010
Strange But True
Man Tries To Down Qantas Plane With His Mind Bomb
It is a serious threat and the man is restrained by flight stewards. His arms and legs are cuffed. But his mind remains free... More »
7th, April 2010
Key Posts
1 That Jesse James Love Child And Michelle McGee's Slap-On Burka: Pictures
Odd indeed that the man who has spent so long covering his arms - and partied with Michelle McGee, a woman who covered her face in Kendo Nagasacki’s slap-on burka - should have failed to cover his arse and pecker... More »
7th, April 2010
Celebrities
2 Alice Tan Ripley Is The Next Susan Boyle, And Stepping Stones Her Cat Agrees
The US wants its own star and Alice Tan Ripley - starved of nitrogen at birth; owner of a cat called Stepping Stones; a woman who can't even says vuirtin without bushing - has scored a gig on America’s Got Talent. More »
7th, April 2010
Reviews
2 Greenpeace Warlord Mean Gene Hashmi Declares War On Global Warming Demnier
GREENPEACE India's communications director, Gene Hashmi, has declared war on you. And you. And you, you scum... More »
7th, April 2010
Reviews
Your Morning Fry-Up Is Killing Obese Mice And Other Media Scare Stories
On 10 March, the Express ran the headline 'Death by fry-up' on its front page, claiming the full English breakfast was 'lethal'. and it is. For mice... More »
7th, April 2010
Strange But True
3 Mark McGowan 10,000 Prostrates Before David Cameron
Mark McGowan plans to prostrate himself 10,000 times in front of a "large photographic image of Conservative leader David Cameron on (election day) May 6th, 2010, opposite number 10 Downing Street." More »
7th, April 2010
National Enquirer
Jennifer Aniston's Baby With Gerard Butler And The Bombshell
JENNIFER Aniston is going to be a mum. We know this because the National Enquirer screams: “JEN BABY BOMBSHELL!”... More »
7th, April 2010
Reviews
The General Election In Pictures: Ed Balls Tucks In
BECAUSE writing about politics only encourages them, we've decided to just bring you pictures of the vain and the very vain on the campaign trail. Every picture deserves a caption. Enjoy the gallery... More »
7th, April 2010
Strange But True
1 Arizona Prisoners Pedal To Watch Porn And Oprah
To Tent City Jail in Phoenix, Arizona, where the prisoners must pedal to generate electricity for the telly to work... More »
7th, April 2010
OK!
2 Amanda Holden On Affairs And Cheryl Cole (Pictures)
AMANDA Holden continues to mistake the love for Susan Boyle, Simon Cowell and Britain’s Got Talent for a sign that we like her. More »
