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5th, April 2010 Strange But True

In Pictures: The Filipinos Crucifixion And Immaculate Conception (Gory Be)

Easter is the time to forget about the Pope, sexual abuse and paedophiles and think instead of chocolate, Romans, Mel Gibson and having your hands hammered with nails to get the full Easter experience... More »

5th, April 2010 Key Posts

In Pictures: Tiger Woods Plays Masters And Josyln James Strips

Tiger Woods could only stand so much basket weaving as he escaped thoughts of Josyln James and the rest. He focused on those videos of grass being mowed – but not shooting up – and keeping track in a small black and red notebook of the numbers on the bottom of the news crews helicopters' overhead. More »

5th, April 2010 Reviews 2

In Pictures Then And Now: The Real IRA, Sinn Fein And Dublin Remember The Easter Rising

The Real IRA were at the Republican Easter commemoration ceremony at Creggan cemetery in Londonderry. They came to mark the Sinn Fein 'Easter Rising' of 1916 against British rule... More »

5th, April 2010 Celebrities

In Pictures: Peter Andre Does Cold Turkey For 'H' In Nottingham

He’s wearing a massive “H”. Is this his love for the former Steps hardman, now feared to be pressing up daises?... More »

5th, April 2010 The Consumer 4

The New KFC Double Down Buries Jamie Oliver In His Bucket Of Hummus

Great news for those of you on a low-carb diet is that the new KFC Double Down replaces the bread with two pieces of chicken. More »

5th, April 2010 Madeleine McCann

Sandra Bullock's Tiger Woods Cub Story Went Missing

"Q. I have noticed the use of "went missing" in newspapers recently. "The money went missing," "he or she went missing," etc. When did "went" get interjected into sentences? What is wrong with "the money is (or was) missing" or "he or she is (or was) missing? I think "went missing" sounds stupid... More »

5th, April 2010 Sports 1

FIFA Give Away 1Million World Cup Tickets With Chance To Meet Nelson Mandela

With one million tickets unsold for the South Africa World Cup, the Daily Star delivers the headline: “WORLD CUP FANS FACE BLOODBATH"... More »

5th, April 2010 Key Posts 8

Lockerbie Mass Murderer Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi Rises Again At Easter: Pictures

According to today's Scotsman, Britain's worst ever mass murderer, Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, above in a Tripoli hospital, has less than four weeks to live... More »

5th, April 2010 Music 2

Jennifer Lopez Goes Viral With No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Want to hear Jenifer Lopez sounding terrible and swearing? More »

4th, April 2010 Celebrities

Britain's Got Talent Hollie Steel And The Facebook Paedos

What ever happned to Britain's Got Talent's sobbing ballerina Hollie Steel? Well, the paedos got her. As the Lancashire Evening Telegraph reports.. More »

4th, April 2010 Key Posts 1

Video: Tom Cruise, Russell Brand And The 'Nazi Boy' 'Plot' To Kill BNP Leader Nick Griffin

News from the BNP Kamp is that the party’s publicity Mark Collett, aka “Nazi Boy” (see the videos here), candidate for Brightside, Sheffield, has been arrested on suspicion of trying to kill its leader Nick Griffin. More »

4th, April 2010 Reviews 2

In Pictures: Survivors Of Paedophile Priests Confront Dublin's Archbishop Diarmuid Martin

Happy Easter, Archbishop Diarmuid Martin, from Kevin Flannigan and Eamon Reid, other survivors of clerical abuse... More »

4th, April 2010 Celebrities

Michelle McGee And Jesse James: The Bayeux Bomshelter's Strip Club Special Pictures

Jesse James's alleged walking tapestry, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is keepin’ it classy in San Diego. More »

4th, April 2010 Reviews 4

Jon Venables Seduces Women On Facebook

More on one of James Bulger’s killers, Jon Venables, and news of the tautological in the News of The World that “EVIL Jon Venables'” had a “shocking haul of child porn”. More »

4th, April 2010 Reviews

Nominative Determinism Of The Week: Introducing Islam Supremacist Abdullah Hakim Quick

All hail Muslim supremacist and nominative determinism hero of the day Abdullah Hakim Quick. What do we know about the delightful Mr Hakim Quick?... More »

4th, April 2010 Reviews 2

Dubai Kissers Ayman Najafi And Charlotte Adams Lose Appeal

They will remain in the seven-star Burj al Arab jail... More »

4th, April 2010 Celebrities 1

Katie Price's Pensioner Phone Rage And Alex Reid Scores A Nose Job

KATIE Price is a “slapper”. Sorry, make that “Jordan is a “slapper” More »

4th, April 2010 Reviews

Trenton Child Sold For Gang Rape Given Stuffed Easter Bunny

A seven-year-old child gang-raped after being sold for sex by her 15-year-old sister...who had also just been raped... was given a stuffed Easter bunny by a USA city's Mayor and told her family would be rehoused More »

3rd, April 2010 TV & Radio

Dr Who: Matt Smith Lookalikes And Alan Clark

DR Who is back. The fans get Matt Smith. And Anorak sees traces of Richard D Zanuck with a dash of Alan Clark... More »

3rd, April 2010 Reviews

Archbishop Of Canterbury Williams Regrets Catholic Church Attracting All The Best Paedos

The Archbishop of Canterbury realises that with Muslim all portrayed as mad mullahs and Catholics as paedophiles, the Church of England was lagging behind. Where was the media coverage? More »

3rd, April 2010 Strange But True 10

God The Blogger Posts Image Of Jesus On Woman's Bathroom Wall

In Belen, New Mexico, Danell Griego see the Virgin Mary marble above her bathtub. Forget the gold flecks, this is better.. More »

3rd, April 2010 Politicians

In Pictures: English Defence League And Unite Against Fascism In Dudley

To the streets of Dudley, where the EDL is protesting against plans to build a new mosque in the town... More »

3rd, April 2010 Reviews

Labour Turn Cameron From Fotherington-Thomas Into Marty McFly And Gene Hunt

Vote for David Cameron and you get nostalgia, sci-fi and an antidote to neutrality... More »

3rd, April 2010 Flashback

They Closed Frank Sinatra's Bootleg Cal Neva Casino

The visited on her final weekend by Marilyn Monroe and a key location of Rat Pack history is gone... More »

2nd, April 2010 Reviews

Meow Meow Sold In Chinese Restaurants And Take-Aways

Meow Meow is here. Mephedrone must be banned. Eric Carlin is unimpressed. MEow meow is being sold in Chinese restaurants... More »