2nd, April 2010
Technology
Greg Pecker is the man at the head of the line to buy an iPad. Expects – get his – there’s no line. With his iPad, Mr Pecker (and nominative determinism cannot be ruled out here) can list how many times he screams “FIRST” at a shop assistant... More »
2nd, April 2010
Celebrities
RIP John Forsythe. You were the head of Dynasty... More »
It's Easter. And that means the Good Friday procession as it passes along... More »
2nd, April 2010
Politicians
Jay Martin is 19. Jay Martin lives in Washington state, Jay Martin was so upset by the health care vote that he vowed to murder Barack Obama... More »
2nd, April 2010
Reviews
4 The Daily Star Ireland delivers the headline of the week... More »
SKY News reports on the “first Muslim sex shop”. Whish it isn’t. The online El Asira sex emporium is not the world’s first Muslim sex shop... More »
2nd, April 2010
Celebrities
9 Live From Studio Five features Pete Doherty in the vicinity of Minnie Stephenson, one of the actual hacks who appear on the show to remind you that Ian Wright rolling his eyes and rocking back and forwards like a demented Weeble is not necessarily hard news. More »
2nd, April 2010
Politicians
Guam is doomed. Georgia Representative Hank Johnson House tells the Armed Services Committee that Guam is the Poseidon Adventure in 3D: More »
2nd, April 2010
Strange But True
To Garden Walk, Royston, Hertfordshire, where the advice on the road is “KEER CLEAP”... More »
2nd, April 2010
Celebrities
SANDRA Bullock is now the subject of media feeding frenzy. (The media's even gunning for Bullock because she's part German and he's a comedy Nazi)... More »
2nd, April 2010
TV & Radio
In Lisbon, Portugal, Claudio Montuori is waiting to be discovered. Spike Jones - eat yer heart out... More »
2nd, April 2010
Reviews
11 Jon Venables, one of James Bulger’s killers, is awaiting the result of the Parole Board to discover his fate. And the buzzword is dissemble... More »
2nd, April 2010
Key Posts
Anorak delivers a collection of photos showing what can happen when you’re drunk... More »
2nd, April 2010
Celebrities
1 The story of Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s love for one another - the love story set in the offices of Can Associates PR – now encompasses Katie Price... More »
2nd, April 2010
Reviews
1 The Conservative response to this lunacy is not only to support it, but to extend it, potentially bringing the annual cost to £60 billion a year... More »
1st, April 2010
Sports
Tiger Woods and the women: for your delictation, ladies - while you await Tiger's return to the apres-golf circuit.. More »
1st, April 2010
TV & Radio
Sophie Dahl hs written Miss Dahl’s Voluptuous Delights. It’s a cook book to go with her cooking show. The Telegraph digests and features Dahl in conversation... More »
1st, April 2010
Reviews
1 One year ago Ian Tomlinson died. He was 47. He died on a London Street. He was pushed to the ground by a policeman – a British policeman at the G20 protest. The story in pictures... More »
1st, April 2010
Celebrities
One day all celebs you’ve not heard of for decades will do a show called Alive and Fabulous, or “I Used To Be… More »
1st, April 2010
Celebrities
1 Amanda Seyfried has the word “minge” tattooed on her foot. The left one... More »
1st, April 2010
Reviews
4 Jon Venables: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at one of the killer’s of two-year-old James Bulger in the new, featuring Child A, girl sexually abused for six months by 23 classmates. More »
1st, April 2010
TV & Radio
BBC Radio 5 Live’s Mr Nicky Nicky Campbell is objective in his views on hunting and any breaking of hunting laws... More »
1st, April 2010
Celebrities
Is the media interest in the Heather Mills v Sara Trumble shaping the tribunal? Are the parties playing to the hacks? More »
1st, April 2010
Reviews
Mehmet Koc, 19, from Haringey, north London, is not only a victim of nominative determinism but also our Monobrow of the Week... More »
1st, April 2010
Reviews
A game of April Fools’ Day of true or false for you to play now as we bring you news – or is it..? More »
