Robin Williams Says English Are Grey-Skinned Australians
According to Robin Williams the English are grey-skinned Australians... More »
1st, April 2010
Politicians
1st, April 2010
TV & Radio
England To Play China At Cricket, Live Grenades Ready
Listen up, cowboy. In today’s National Service Training Video we tell you how to toss a grenade... More »
1st, April 2010
TV & Radio
Beyonce's Single Lady Sparks Car Devastation
Everyone wants to be a Single Lady with Beyonce. “You can be a Single Lady if you want.” So says Mum. Mummy knows best... More »
1st, April 2010
Celebrities
In Pictures: Jesse James And Woman No. 6: Skittles Valentine
Jesse James, Sandra Bullock’s talented estranged husband, currently being monstered as a Nazi in the press is alleged to have been one Vanilla Gorrilla in a simian foursome with Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, a latex glove, Eric McDougall and – get ready - Skittles Valentine.... More »
1st, April 2010
Madeleine McCann
6 Madeleine McCann Is Now A Google App.
ur Maddie is now a Google App. KamAlert 1.01 is the alert system that turns every room into a police state... More »
1st, April 2010
Reviews
April's Fool Day Media Stories: The Best Ones Of 2010
It's April Fool’s Day and Anorak presents the Top 10 April’s Fools of the season... More »
1st, April 2010
TV & Radio
1 Miodrag Gidra Stojanovic Beats Tiger Woods To Serbian Push Up Title
Move over Tiger Woods, make way for Miodrag Gidra Stojanovic. He holds the world record for 'Serbian Push Ups" More »
1st, April 2010
Reviews
Earth Hour: Canadian Environment Minister's Cat Catches Fire
Earth Hour in Canada and heat and light is being provided by a Canadian minister’s cat... More »
1st, April 2010
Key Posts
16 In Love Kerry Katona And Peter Andre Climb Katie Price's Greasy Pole
PETER Andre and Kerry Katona are together. The Daily Star told us “YES WE LOVE EACH OTHER”. It then told us: “KERRY & PETE’S SECRET LOVE NEST REVEALED”... More »
1st, April 2010
Celebrities
In Pictures: Jesse James Lives Michelle McGee's American Dream
Jesse James is an American success story, the former nightclub bouncer / biker, rising to the ranks of Hollywood royalty More »
1st, April 2010
Celebrities
In Pictures: 'Anti-Semitic' 'Neo-Nazi' Jesse James Proves Sandra Bullock Is German
How a comedy skit is used to turn Jesse James into a Nazi and Sandra Bullock into Eva Bruan... More »
1st, April 2010
Reviews
More Ice Is Good For Polar Bears, Bad For The WWF
Polar bears have never had it so good.... More »
31st, March 2010
Sports
In 28 Pictures: Arsenal And Barcelona Set Up A Champions League Classic
We interrupt this website to bring news that your writer is having a seizure... More »
31st, March 2010
Celebrities
1 Sweat Lodge Victim's Son Slams James Arthur Ray On Twitter
As deposed New Age nimrod James Arthur Ray continues to sermonize from the comfort of his $4 million dollar Mulholland Drive mansion on the outskirts of Beverly Hills, the son of one of his (alleged) sweat lodge victims is firing back from half-way across the country... More »
31st, March 2010
Music
4 In Pictures: Pete Doherty Reforms The Libertines On Google Search
Pete Doherty and Carl Barat have been playing (music) at Boogaloo in north London in the aftermath that they are reforming The Libertines. More »
31st, March 2010
Key Posts
7 Delroy Smellie Not Made To Pay For The Death Of Ian Tomlinson
SGT. DELROY Smellie is cleared of striking Nicola Fisher with baton. Mrs Fisher did not turn up at court. "I stand by what I said," says she. But not in court. .. More »
31st, March 2010
Celebrities
15 In Pictures: Katie Price, Alex Reid And Other Funny People At The Channel 4 Comedy Gala For Doggers
Katie Price and Mr Toffee Crisp, Alex Reid went along to the Channel 4 Comedy Gala, in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital, at the O2 Arena... More »
31st, March 2010
Celebrities
Heather Mills Court Case Pictures: Jury Calls Arsenal's Eduadro And Aston Villa
The monstering of amputee Heather Mills continues. The court calls Eduardo, Arsenal and Aston Villa's "sick" and lame... More »
31st, March 2010
Celebrities
Sarah Ferguson's Old Clothes For Sale: Unwashed And Warm?
PSST! Want buy Sarah Ferguson’s old schmutters? There’s an Issa dress and a Dolce & Gabbana skirt... More »
31st, March 2010
Celebrities
In Pictures: Jesse James Presents The Top Ten Comedy Nazis
So here is the picture of Jesse James wearing an SS officer's hat while enacting a Nazi salute... More »
31st, March 2010
TV & Radio
Pain: A Video Study
Who needs Wayne Rooney to stamp on your goolies when you can make you own entertainment? Not that game lad... More »
31st, March 2010
Strange But True
Man Escapes Police By Hiding In Prison
Ricky Flowers, 20, is running from the cops in Garfield Heights, Ohio. He’s in a car. He’s doing 90mph. Police gain. Ricky Flowers loses the car and runs. More »
31st, March 2010
Sports
1 In Pictures: Wayne Rooney Sink England Into A Sofa Of Despair
Wayne Rooney goes down and a country reacts by feeling sick. Scots are sick with joy. More »
