26th, March 2010
Reviews
1 Pope Benedict's public apologies are the beginning of a new enlightenment though whether trite public abasement from His Holiness can halt the anger now boiling to the surface in every continent from destroying his church is a different matter.... More »
26th, March 2010
Celebrities
1 Meet mystery woman number 4, introduced by Gloria Allred. No, readers, it's not the legal confidant. Although if it were the story would be neat... More »
26th, March 2010
Reviews
1 Global warming will not make us chilled. Hell, no. Global warming will make us heat up and boil with rage. More »
Pics Of The Week is presented by Bedwetting Made Easy. And you thought it couldn’t get any easier... More »
26th, March 2010
Celebrities
This is the “astonishing rant” that “reveals hidden feelings”. Now read on... More »
26th, March 2010
Key Posts
1 Sean Ellman, son to Louise Ellman, MP for Liverpool Riverside, is, as the Sun claims, Britain’s Meow Meow “DRUGS BARON”... More »
26th, March 2010
Reviews
3 MI5 Head Jonathan Evans will not talk to a joint committee of MPs and peers from the House of Commons and the House of Lords about national security. Why? More »
26th, March 2010
Key Posts
2 Wayne Bridge, the Manchester City player billed as the Sun’s “bitter” “sad” loser in light of candid John Terry’s alleged dalliances with Vanessa Perroncel is being linked to home-made porn star and reality TV fodder Kim Kardashian. More »
The gulf between the Mail's attitudes towards the web and its actual strategy continues to widen. More »
"Pervy airport security guard John Laker leered at a woman colleague in a body scanner and told her, 'I love those gigantic tits,'" - like the "pervy" ones on Page 3... More »
25th, March 2010
Reviews
The UK Ministry of Defence has released this cracking picture of an RAF Tornado (the smaller plane) closing in to intercept a Russian Blackjack bomber. It was one of two which breeched UK air space on March 10... More »
25th, March 2010
Celebrities
After Michelle McGee, aka The Bayeux Bombshelter, Melissa Smith (yeah, Mel Smith), and Posh totty Brigitte Daguerra, Sandra Bullock’s husband Jessie James is said to have shared his Vanilla Gorilla with Deann McClung... More »
25th, March 2010
Celebrities
CNN reports that Peta is to pay Octomum, Nadya Suleman, $5,000 a month to tell people that they should stop their pets breeding by spaying or neutering them... More »
25th, March 2010
TV & Radio
4 Fabulous tale in tonight's Manchester Evening News of the struggle writer Tony Warren had to convince Granada Television his brainchild Coronation Street was a good idea... More »
25th, March 2010
Celebrities
Ever the entertainer, Dennis Hopper is terminally ill but still manages to give us a celebrity cancer news story. Hopper is not wasting his final moments and is divorcing Victoria Hopper on grounds of - get this - "outrageous conduct". More »
25th, March 2010
Key Posts
10 The Sun has news on Vanessa Perroncel and Wayne Bridge's money. They who were were two thrusts of the hottest shagging story around - until the story of John Terry’s extra-martial doings got spiked and money, allegedly, changed hands... More »
25th, March 2010
Celebrities
2 Twilight actor Robert Pattinson is now waxwork at Madame Tussauds in London. It’s his toughest acting gig yet. More »
It was grimly amusing to watch as TV interviewers tried to get some straight answers out of the UK government and the Tory opposition about what items of public spending would and could be cut to get the finances under control... More »
25th, March 2010
Money
Helping you to make sense of the Budget are the newspapers, which delivers the news without bias nor prejudice. Anorak rounds-up... More »
25th, March 2010
Celebrities
You've met Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee. You’ve met Melissa Smith. Now meet Brigitte Daguerre, who claims that she too has shagged Sandra Bullock’s husband Jess James. More »
25th, March 2010
Strange But True
1 "YOU know it was a pretty big hole, they were fighting with each other and kind of just ran into the wall and it knocked a kind of person sized hole in the wall"... More »
25th, March 2010
TV & Radio
To Guizhou, southern China, where a TV reporter is trying to break the big news story of a woman getting stopped by the traffic police. The woman reacts badly... More »
THE Telegraph have been fiddling with the lock on Pandora's box again. AKA the Freedom of Information Act... More »
