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23rd, March 2010 Celebrities

Michelle McGee: Another Sex Club Worker Spills The Beans On Jesse James

The Bayeux Bombshell’s “best friend”, Mary Gusman, tells the world of Jesse James, husband to Sandra Bullock's affair... More »

23rd, March 2010 Celebrities

EastEnders Star Natalie Cassidy's Baby Weight Shocker

Natalie Cassidy’s pregnancy occupies minds at Closer magazine, where the EastEnders actress follows her OK! tête-à-tête by talking about weight... More »

23rd, March 2010 Celebrities 3

Cheryl Cole's 'Lost' Baby and Phone Rape

Cheryl Cole has “lost” her baby. Sad news. And news that Cheryl’s brother Andrew Tweedy wishes to share with you via the pages of the Daily Star... More »

23rd, March 2010 Celebrities 1

In Pictures: Them Crooked Vultures At The Albert Hall For Teenage Cancer Trust

Roger Daltrey introduces Them Crooked Vultures - Dave Grohl, Josh Homme and John Paul Jones – at Teenage Cancer Trust gig at London’s Royal Albert Hall... More »

23rd, March 2010 Reviews 1

Climate Change Kills The English Rose, Says Settled Science

Global warming is killing everything in its path. And today it is killing the smell of the English rose: More »

23rd, March 2010 Key Posts 3

Jennifer Aniston's Brad Pitt 'Meltdown'

Want to hear about Jennifer Lopez’s “FURIOUS SHOWDOWN WITH BRAD”. That’s Brad Pitt. You do? Well, step this way. And you can also learn “Why she was left in tears”... More »

23rd, March 2010 Key Posts 21

Ian Huntley, Jon Venables, Roy Whiting In 'Hot Jam' Murder Plot: In Pictures

Child killers Ian Huntley, Jon Venables and Ray Whiting are in the news. Whiting killed Sarah Payne. Huntley killed Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman. Venables killed James Bulger. And there's a link... More »

23rd, March 2010 Money

In Pictures: Beggars Caught In The Act

norak has spotted some new Labour stars at work in China. Enjoy the pictures of these beggars caught at it... More »

23rd, March 2010 Celebrities

Transcript And Video Of James Arthur Ray’s First Sermon From Seclusion

In what anybody other than Our Man in LA might consider a shocking turn, triple manslaughter suspect James Arthur Ray has taken to keeping in touch his flock of sheeple by way of the internet... More »

23rd, March 2010 Reviews 2

Media Scare Story Of The Day: The Black Death In Your Bins

Scare story of the Day: Plague returns to Britain. Yep, the Black Death is back... More »

23rd, March 2010 In Pictures

Women In The Military

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23rd, March 2010 Key Posts 19

Buried: Stephen Byers, Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt Put On Troughing Leave

A very good day to bury the Labour Party... More »

22nd, March 2010 Reviews

Des Moran Presents Famous Last Words

DES Moran's presents famous last words - they can be so nice to be remembered by.... More »

22nd, March 2010 Sports

Tiger Woods In Pictures: Josyln James At The Golf Course

With Tiger Woods’ handlers rubbing his tarnished brand like Aladdin at a Jolysn James fan fest, TMZ reaches into the gold bag, scrapes around for a shiny penny and comes up with Steve Williams... More »

22nd, March 2010 Celebrities

Kiss Ass Premiere Pictures: Brad Pitt Meets Christina Hendricks' Kaleidoscope

Kick Ass is a sure-fire hit. Jane Goldman, Mrs Jonathan Ross, is not only a kaleidoscope version of Hollywood siren Christina Hendricks – she’s the driving force behind the film More »

22nd, March 2010 Strange But True 5

Washington's Caroline Cartwright Arrested For Noisy Sex Again

The woman given as Asbo for noisy sex, Caroline Cartwright, has been arrested for, allegedly, noisy sex... More »

22nd, March 2010 Politicians 4

Samantha Cameron Pregnant And The Talk Is Of Dave Canvassing An Egg

If there was one more thing that would smash the nail into Gordon Brown’s political coffin – smash it and smash it and keep smashing it - it would be Samantha Cameron bettering Sarah Brown, the PM’s pleading PR. More »

22nd, March 2010 Sports

Harry Carpenter In Pictures: Bring Back Dickie Davis Before It's Too Late

RIP Harry Carpenter. Know what I mean? As Anorak reader Yampster says: "Another of the great commentators of my youth bites the canvas"... More »

22nd, March 2010 Key Posts 8

G20 In Pictures: Sergeant Delroy Smellie Versus Nicola Fisher, Not Ian Tomlinson

Thought: A picture of a senior policeman carrying paper is sufficient to necessitate his resignation and a picture of another officer of the law hitting someone to the floor is not... More »

22nd, March 2010 Celebrities 1

Jack Tweed Conducts The Jade Goody Memorial Players

As we bang this drum harder and harder and harder we are forced to SHOUT THE NEWS THAT JACK TWEED HAS BEEN SEEN NEAR THE JADE GOODY GRAVE.... More »

22nd, March 2010 Celebrities 3

In Pictures: Michelle McGee, Sandra Bullock And Jesse James Porn Parody

The story of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, Sandra Bullock and Jess James story sees the introduction of James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemulder. The players are massing... More »

22nd, March 2010 Strange But True

Goldman Sach's Golden Hello

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22nd, March 2010 Celebrities 4

In Pictures: Pete Doherty A-A-A-Arrested By Celebrity Police Force

Pete Doherty has been a-a-a-a-a-arrested. Hold on. Sounds like the needle has needle has got stuck on Pete’s record. While we sort that out, Pete Doherty’s courtroom tour looks set to continue as he is pinched on suspicion of supplying drugs linked to the death of the heiress Robyn Whitehead. More »

22nd, March 2010 Key Posts 5

Tiger Wood And The Women: Disgusting Footage Of Tiger At Work

Tiger Woods: You've seen the women (alleged). You've read the texts. And now get more of Tiger Woods as he continues his Rehabilitation Tour by poping up on the telly to chat about this and that. More »

22nd, March 2010 The Consumer

Maharajas' Express Marketing Campaign Leads To Pakistan Invading India, Probably

This, as the advert boasts, is the chance to see "an India like never before!". It’s not kidding – you can visit New Delhi, which is now located inside Pakistan.... More »