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18th, March 2010 Celebrities

Did Cinnabun's TMZ Lunch Save Sandra Bullock And Jesse James: In Pictures

The reason that TMZ is virtually ignoring the story of Mr. Sandra Bullock (Jesse James) and his alleged steamy affair with a body-inked bimbo named “Bombshell” McGee... More »

18th, March 2010 Sports

In Pictures: Fulham Beat Juventus Because Football Is Sexier Than Golf

FULHAM 4 - Juventus 1. It might only be the Europa Cup. But there's magic at Craven Cottage... There's only one F in Fulham... More »

18th, March 2010 Celebrities

Sandra Bullock's Cinnabun Is Missing As Jesse James Talks Of Michelle McGee

Sandra Bullocks husband is talking about those allegations that he's shagged a walking tapestry called Michelle McGee. And then Sandra's dog Cinnabun goes missing... More »

18th, March 2010 Money

Bernie Madoff Is Evidence Of Univeral Balance

Bernard L. Madoff the jailed Wall Street super-swindler was was beaten up in jail over a money row, says The Wall Street Journal... More »

18th, March 2010 Reviews

Sarah Palin Zoe Margolis's Independent 'Hooker' In Corrections

The pick of the newspaper corrections... More »

18th, March 2010 Strange But True

Transsexual Brothel Visitor Fearful Of Being Identified By Bottom

Do you recognise this man who escaped a fire at a transsexual brothel by climbing onto a window ledge? More »

18th, March 2010 Reviews

BBC Uses Image Of Killed Officer In 'Pc Plod' Story

That's Ian Terry’s image above the caption 'Pc Plod' on the BBC News at Six. More »

18th, March 2010 Strange But True

Nominative Determinism of the Day: Mr Stump The Dog Trainer

Nominative Determinism of the Day: Mr Stump The Dog Trainer - hospital visits, too! More »

18th, March 2010 The Consumer 4

School Uniform Outfitters Harrods Turns Away Hampshire Scouts Group For Wearing Uniform

The 1st Bordon Scout Group, from Hampshire, was going to Harrod’s to presumably earn credits for their shopping badge, but was refused entry unless they removed their neckerchiefs and woggles. More »

18th, March 2010 Celebrities

Jewish God Sean Penn And Palmeri's Rectal Cancer Probe

Sean Penn says that critics of celebrities grandstanding their goodness for charity should "die screaming of rectal cancer". And at a Haiti benefit at the Washington Hebrew Congregation, Washington Examiner reporter Tara Palmeri, has question for Mr Penn... More »

18th, March 2010 Madeleine McCann 3

Madeleine McCann: Milly Boele Is Holland's Our Maddie

In today’s second case of Our Maddie in the news, we journey to Dordrecht, Holland, where Milly Boele has been murdered... More »

18th, March 2010 Reviews 2

Eating Vegetables And Other Children For Earth Hour

EarthHour approaches and we will experience what it will be like in the Dark Ages. And what will you be doing when the lights go out? More »

18th, March 2010 The Consumer 3

Achtung People Of Walmart: Jews To The Showers And Walmart Orders Blacks Out Of New Jersey Store

"Attention Wal-Mart customers - all black people leave the store now." Raus! More »

18th, March 2010 Madeleine McCann 8

Madeleine McCann: 'Shannon Matthews' Cops' Join The New Hunt

MADELEINE McCann – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann - The Daily Star reports that the West Yorkshire Police Homicide and Major Enquiries Team (HEMET) aka HELMET, will investigate the disappearance of Madeleine McCann.... More »

18th, March 2010 Celebrities 1

Cheryl Cole Lines Up New Man For Revenge Shag

Good news for the legions of Cheryl Cole fans hoping to comfort her in a revenge shag as the “nation’s sweetheart” says she’s looking for a man with “Bermuda shorts and belly”. More »

18th, March 2010 Strange But True

Funny Family Photos

Anorak presents a collection of Funny Family Photos. Enjoy: More »

18th, March 2010 Celebrities 2

Krankies Return To Glasgow Stage And Thanks Anorak (ANORAK!)

The Krankies are back. Wee Jimmy Krankie and his handler Ian Tough will return to the stage for the Glasgow Pantomime. More »

18th, March 2010 Strange But True

In Pictures: The Best And Worst Baby Tattoos

You love your kids so much that when you’re not telling everyone else how terrific they are you’re wearing a tattoo of them on your skin. This is love. More »

18th, March 2010 Reviews 1

Greens Losing War On Climate Change As Americans No Longer Care

Warned by the invaluable Climate Depot, we learn of a Gallup Poll that tells us Americans are less worried about each of eight specific environmental problems than they were a year ago. More »

18th, March 2010 Celebrities 12

Sandra Bullock: Amish Tattoo Model Michelle McGee In Pictures

Michelle McGee says she's been shagging Bullock's husband Jesse James. McGee claims she hooked up with James after responding to an advert for models for his motorcycle company West Coast Choppers.... More »

18th, March 2010 In Pictures

Hitler Baby

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18th, March 2010 Reviews

Bunker Buster Bombs To Diego Garcia As US Prepares To Attack Iran

Hundreds of powerful US “bunker-buster” bombs are being shipped from California to the British island of Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean in preparation for a possible attack on Iran... More »

18th, March 2010 Reviews 1

Banning The Periodic Vagina In Richard Adams' River City And Tampon Adverts

In tampon ads, there can be no direct naming of the vagina. No front bottom, minge, birth canal, pussy, beaver, Venus trouser trap, burning ring of fire, or the all-time classic 'blossom full of nectar'... More »

18th, March 2010 Strange But True

Arrests Made In Televised Poker Tournament Raid

A man who admitted raiding a Berlin poker tournament yesterday surrendered and named three accomplices on the run since March 6. More »

18th, March 2010 Key Posts

Tabloids Use Steve Rowley's Leg To Beat Chelsea's John Terry: Pictures

John Terry runs over Chelsea steward Steve Rowley’s leg. And the papers go wild. As with all football injuries what happened is the stuff of huge debate... More »