12th, March 2010
Reviews
1 Sahil Saeed: 'Suspect' Raja Saeed Arrives Home
Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the kidnapped Oldham child with the £100,000 ransom on his head in the news… More »
12th, March 2010
Reviews
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12th, March 2010
Politicians
When Gordon Brown Met Nicolas Sarkozy It Was Love: A Romance in Pictures
Prime Minister Gordon Brown greeted French President Nicolas Sarkozy in a desperate show of bonhomie and love and many are wondering if The Great Clunking Fist is the other man? More »
12th, March 2010
Reviews
1 In Pictures: The Moments A Dog Attempted Suicide In Swiss Cottage
To Fairfax Road, Swiss Cottage, not too far from Old Mr Anorak’s London supper club, where a Dalmation dog is beneath the No.31 bus. More »
12th, March 2010
Celebrities
1 Pink Floyd Don't Want Any New Fans And May Refuse Royalties
Pink Floyd has decided not to woo any news fans to their music by winning a High Court ruling preventing EMI from selling individual tracks on the web. More »
12th, March 2010
Key Posts
Eurovision: Buranovskiye Babushki Beats Susan Boyle 6 To 1
Forget Britain’s Susan Boyle. Russia sees her and trumps us with six Susan Boyles. You want Hairy Angels? You can’t handle the Hairy Angels. More »
12th, March 2010
Celebrities
Amber Rose Is the Heather Mills Sex Bot: Photo Gallery Evidence
This isn’t Amber Rose. This is the Heather Mills sexbot... More »
12th, March 2010
Celebrities
American Idol Final 12 Party: In Pictures
Our man in LA went to see the party. And to see if Lacey Brown does look like a younger version of Sharon Osbourne in the flesh – albeit with less taught face skin… More »
12th, March 2010
Strange But True
4 Thief Steals Old Woman's Bag Of Poo
Police in Worthing, Sussex, are hunting the bag-snatcherwo stole an old woman's bag of poo. More »
12th, March 2010
Celebrities
Corey Haim Did Not Die From Drugs Overdose: Pictures
Contrary to what everybody else has been reporting, 38-year-old actor Corey Haim did not die of a drug overdose, writes Anorak's Man in LA. More »
12th, March 2010
Reviews
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52% Of Americans Still Think Threat Of Global Warming Not Exaggerated
Nearly half of Americans – 48 percent – now believe the threat of global warming has been exaggerated. This is the highest level since polling began 13 years ago says a recent Gallup poll. More »
12th, March 2010
TV & Radio
How Many People Can Fit Into A Small Car?
How many people can you get in to a small hatchback car? The golden rule is that no-one gets left behind. It works for the military and it works for East European labourers. More »
12th, March 2010
Reviews
2 Eulogy: The UK's First Death Magazine
DEATH. The final frontier. Now I hear a new UK magazine plans to boldly go into this uncharted territory. It's called Eulogy and is due for launch sometime this year.... More »
12th, March 2010
Strange But True
1 Cecilia Juarez Wins Mexico Beauty Contest For Prisoners: In Pictures
Cecilia Juarez is Mexico’s held its annual Miss Belleza Cautiva – winner of the country’s Miss Captive Beauty pageant. Miss Juarez is the most beautiful inmate in all of Mexico. More »
12th, March 2010
Reviews
Jon Venables Is A Failure Of Jack Straw's Law
James Bulger is killed. And the powers that be don't know what to do... More »
12th, March 2010
Celebrities
Boyzone Remember Stephen Gately And Ronan Keating's Hair: In Pictures
To the Boyzone concert at the royal Albert Hall, they came to remember Stephen Gately - a career in pictures. Rumours of the death of Ronan Keating’s hair seem premature. More »
12th, March 2010
Reviews
2 Jon Venables: Jack Straw Gets Denise Fergus To Be Quiet
JACK Straw met James Bulger's mum Denise Fergus yesterday. This is what happened... More »
12th, March 2010
Celebrities
Cheryl Cole's 'Sick' Revenge Shag And 'Laid Up' Waiting for Ashley
CHERYL COLE is “SICK”. This is good news for the nation’s men who are hoping for Cheryl’s revenge shag on Ashley Cole. Most would have just settled for squiring the “nation’s sweetheart” but if she wants to be sick, that’s her prerogative. More »
12th, March 2010
Celebrities
1 Mark Owen's Women: White Whine, A Blow-Up Bed And Pictures
MARK Owen, the Take That fallen possum, says he shagged 10 women while dating his wife-to-be Emma. He was seeing Neva Hanley for around five years – right up until his wedding. Now he introduces the drink... More »
12th, March 2010
Celebrities
James Brown's Body Is Missing: In Pictures
WHOA! James Brown's body is no longer mouldering in his grave according to one of his daughters.... More »
11th, March 2010
Celebrities
2 American Idol Plans To Kill Keith Richards By Unconventional Weapons
Rolling Stone Keith Richards famously cannot be killed by conventional weapons. But American Idol singers murdering his music might just do it... More »
11th, March 2010
TV & Radio
Paul Daniels Is Turning Into Alan Patridge: Video
Paul Daniels is turning into Alan Patridge. He used to be on the telly. Now, he's on YouTube... More »
11th, March 2010
Reviews
1 Porn Film Director Anna Arrowsmith, Aka Anna Span, Is LibDem Candiate For Kent
Anna Arrowsmith, also known as director Anna Span, is MD of Easy on the Eye Productions, purveyors of such titles as Good Service, Hoxton Honey, Hug A Hoodie and Uniform Behaviour. Mrs Arrowsmith is the Liberal Democrat prospective parliamentary candidate for Gravesham, Kent. More »
11th, March 2010
Celebrities
1 Abnormal Miley Cyrus Rivals Jennifer Aniston's Quote Of The Year
Miley Cyrus is not like you. She is like Jennifer Ansiton, who told us that she had to go on holiday to Mexico with Gerard Butler because it helped the little people... More »
11th, March 2010
Money
3 Advertise On Anorei Collins' 40NN Chest: In Pictures
Anorei Collins has a 40NN chest. For a small fee Anorei Collins will walk around Los Angeles with your advert on her NNs... More »
