Sahil Saeed Is Missing: Can He Become The Media's 'Our Saeed'
Sahil Saeed is missing. Sahil Saeed has gone missing Pakistan. Sahil is six. Sahil is from Oldham. What news..? More »
4th, March 2010
Reviews
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4th, March 2010
Celebrities
News Of The World's Children's Champions Awards With Sharon Osbourne's Inspiration
"I started dating a guy when I was 14 but he dumped me in front of everyone, saying I was fat. Next day, Mum turned up at school, marched over to him and said: 'If you don't stop saying nasty lies about my daughter, I'm going to chop your..." More »
4th, March 2010
Celebrities
1 Ashley Cole And Cheryl Cole Reunite In Pictures
ASHLEY Cole and Cheryl Cole are “BACK TOGETHER”. Photos... More »
4th, March 2010
Madeleine McCann
9 Madeleine McCann: The Fat Kiwi's Innocent But Gypsies Spotted With Our Maddie
Shop assistant Taryn Dryfhout – you will recall her being identified by British papers a “security guard”; today the Mirror has demoted to “a checkout girl” - “told reporters that she raised the alarm"... And the gypsies got her... More »
4th, March 2010
Key Posts
14 Jon Venables' Girlfriend, A 'Stabbing' And A Politically Incorrect Jack Straw
Whatver name James Bulger's killer Jon Venables calls himself, it will not be the name Privy Councillor Jack Straw remembers him by from now on. A lot stronger noun will spring to Jack's lips... More »
3rd, March 2010
Celebrities
In Pictures: Scouting For Girls At The Hard Rock Cafe
We went to see Roy Stride of Scouting for Girls performs at the Hard Rock Cafe, London. We got pictures. Loverly pictures... More »
3rd, March 2010
The Consumer
Small Hotshot Condoms On Sale For Swiss Pre-Teens
The Hotshot is the small condom 12-year-old Swiss boys have been waiting for. No embarrassing lips over the chin now boys, as the Hotshot sits atop your head neatly. Price: £4.70 for an optimistic pack of six More »
3rd, March 2010
Strange But True
Woman Finds Chef's Severed Finger In IHOP Chicken Salad
To the International House of Pancakes in Hallandale, Florida, where chef Ronald Neilly has accidentally sliced off a fingertip... More »
3rd, March 2010
Technology
In Photos: The 80th International Motor Show
The 80th International Motor Show in Geneva, Switzerland, features lots of big gas-burning cars and lots more hybrids. It was great. Better still when we spotted the Citroen Revolta... More »
3rd, March 2010
Celebrities
13 Angelina Jolie Sends Secret Message To Jennifer Aniston Via Shiloh's Boy Haircut
This week, the magazine asks why Brangelina are allowing Shiloh to look like a boy - “She wears boy’s clothes, has a boy’s haircut and refers to herself as John”... More »
3rd, March 2010
Reviews
3 PETA Want Knut The Incest Polar Bear Castrated
The headlines write themselves as PETA say that Knut the polar bear must be castrated... More »
3rd, March 2010
Celebrities
Jodie Kidd Evokes Memories Of Empire With Twenty20 World Polo Series Polo
All good intentions on the Kidds' part, we are certain. But that picture is the kind of dreadful photo-op the Tories are so good at. Polo for everyone! Huwwah!!... More »
3rd, March 2010
Celebrities
The Sugababes Want To Trademark Sugababes And Stop Sugababes Being Sugababes
The Sugababes are upset by the Sugababes and wish to trademark their name in the European Trademarks Authority and own the word “Sugababes”... More »
3rd, March 2010
Reviews
Press Release Of The Day: 'Sleep Is The New Black'
Press Release of the Day tells us that "Sleep is the New Black"... More »
3rd, March 2010
OK!
Jennifer Ellison Introduces 92-Hour Brookside Cliff Hanger And Baby Bobby
“THE last time OK! photographed a heavily pregnant Jennifer Ellison it was big drama as he made an emergency hospital dash after she keeled over and began violently vomiting midway through the photo-shoot.” More »
3rd, March 2010
Celebrities
Little Miss GaGa Laura Montana Is Justin Bieber's Lover Interest? Video
Laura Montana is Lady GaGa. Laura Montana is aged 8. Here's is the young Brazilain with her version of Bad Romance and Paparazzi on the Brazilian talent show Qual é o Seu Talento? (What the ****?)... More »
3rd, March 2010
OK!
7 Cheryl Cole And Ashley To Reunite For World Cup
OK! harks back to 2005, when it met Cheryl and Ashley in their two-storey apartment in North London. In 2006, they married before an audience of thousands as OK! broadcast the splendour. The pictures from the day in which Ashley wore a suit you could shave in and Cheryl knifed a cake... More »
3rd, March 2010
Politicians
Michael Foot: A Live Debate On The BBC
MICHAEL Foot has died. And on the BBC website, we've got a heated debate: a live one... More »
3rd, March 2010
Politicians
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Michael Foot RIP: A Career In Pictures
RIP Michael Foot, former leader of the Labour Party, journalist and writer of the longest suicide note in history... More »
3rd, March 2010
Celebrities
1 Gordon Brown's Wife's Pal Noami Campbell 'Punched' Driver
After too long a break away from the fight game, Naomi Campbell is accused ot punching and slapping a limo driver in New York... More »
3rd, March 2010
Celebrities
Kristian Digby Was Killed By Great Gay Design
Kristian Digby is dead. RIP. And the papers are still marking the BBC’s reporter’s passing with speculation and shocking news that he was killed by his own design... More »
3rd, March 2010
Celebrities
Salma Hayek Is Dora The Explorer's Yummy Mummy: Pictures
It turns out that when Dora The Explorer grow up she will look just like Salma Hayek. This is encouraging news for Dora, who is big-boned girl who looks like she spends her time exploring the fridge... More »
3rd, March 2010
Reviews
2 Spooky News: How iPhone Ghost Capture App Dupes Tabloid Readers
The tabloids love a ghost story. How true are they? Well, that depends on if you do any research or not... More »
3rd, March 2010
Strange But True
13 Porn For Bibles: Texas Group Organsies Bible Amensty
In San Antonio, you are invited to join 'Smut for Smut', a campaign sponsored by the student group, Atheist Agenda and exchange your Bibles for some decent porn. It's a Bible amnesty. More »
