3rd, March 2010
Strange But True
Man Killed By Electric Urine
Roya Messenger, 50, has hit an electricity pole. He is ok. His car is in a ditch. He calls his pal to help him pull the car free. Then... More »
3rd, March 2010
Strange But True
3rd, March 2010
Key Posts
666 James Bulger: This IS Jon Venables
Jon Venables, now 27, was out under licence and protected by a world-wide injunction preventing media from identifying him or his best pal joint-child murderer Robert Thompson or the Bulger family... More »
3rd, March 2010
Key Posts
18 Madeleine McCann: Fat Men, Gypsies And Pictures Of Kiwi Paedos
Madeleine McCann – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann –Our Maddie is back on the front pages. She’s in New Zealand. Shells in France. She’s in America. Possibly… More »
3rd, March 2010
Reviews
2 James Bulger's Killer Jon Venables: Pictures And Sickening Detail
Psst! Wanna hear all the gut-churning details of how James Builgers died. Read on... More »
2nd, March 2010
Celebrities
2 That Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Sex Tape
Of course they are dating. She went to see his film. She sat through a boring film. This is what lovers do... More »
2nd, March 2010
Reviews
Lord Ashcroft Offers Tory Voters Guide To Avoiding Tax
Doesn't it make sense to vote with a man who knows how to avoid paying tax rather than for Gordon Brown for whom tax is the breath of life? Do you want people who are good with their money in charge or those who are crap with yours? More »
2nd, March 2010
Reviews
Marcus Brigstocke Ensures No One Laughs At Caroline Lucas And The Greens
Anelection looms and so your chance to make Caroline Lucas a Green MP. And you do it by comedy... More »
2nd, March 2010
Reviews
1
EU Top Thinker Says Global Warming Caused Chile Earthquake
It wasn't God's hatred of America that caused the earthquake in Chile - it was global warming; you know, the thing that did for Haiti, too. EU guru Piotr M. Kaczynski says so... More »
2nd, March 2010
Celebrities
7 Johnny Depp Fails To Fall In Love With Angelina Jolie On The Tourist Set: In Pictures
Johnny Depp has begun filming in Venice for the new film by Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck, 'The Tourist'. The film co-stars Angelina Jolie. As looks go, this one warrants the big screen... More »
2nd, March 2010
Celebrities
1 Justin Bieber Gets 16 Candles
Justin Bieber is young enough to make the jam between your toes look old. Justin Bieber is 16... More »
2nd, March 2010
Reviews
2 Louis Farrakhan Joins Obama Death Cult And Says Chile Earthquake Is God's Work
Haiti was hit because it let Beelzebub in, so say the religionists. The warmists had a theory. So did the tourists, the occultists and the Scientologists. Now we learn that the Chilean earthqauke was God's work... More »
2nd, March 2010
Reviews
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Media Scare Stories: The Osmonds Are Cursed, ‘Einstein’ Makes You Dumb And Other Poisons
SCARE STORIES –The Osmonds are "cursed", painkillers make you deaf and you're not fat you just seriously ill... Anorak's at-a-glance look at the lastest scare stories. Because the media's job is to scare you to death More »
2nd, March 2010
Celebrities
4 Kristian Digby RIP: Well, He Was Gay
Kristian Digby, the BBC presenter of daytime telly, has died. The Sun knows what killed him just by hearing a whisper. But the Mirror really does the man justice by creating: "10 things you need to know about the former TV presenter"... More »
2nd, March 2010
National Enquirer
1 Jennifer Aniston 'Betrayed' By Acting Gerard Butler
HEADLINES like Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston are having a “Trial marriage” may have inadvertently created the impression that Jen and Ger are dating... More »
2nd, March 2010
Celebrities
Brittany Murphy's Mum Gets Assets As Dad Goes For The Remains
Brittany Murphy is dead. But the good news is that the celebrity is not over. A star never fades, she just gets TV work. Murphy’s dad is Angelo Bertolotti is at her grave... More »
2nd, March 2010
Reviews
1
BBC And Daily Mail Agree On Tiger Woods' Sex Story
They say that when the Mail and the BBC come together, the world will end. And by the way, golf gives you cancer. So they say... More »
2nd, March 2010
Strange But True
1 Ms Porn Is Hamlin Garden School's Popular Teacher
Nominative determinism brings us Ms Porn, a teacher at the Hamlin Garland Elementary school in Milwaukee... More »
2nd, March 2010
Reviews
Fear Of The Fear Of Global Warming Kills Family
"Argentines Francisco Lotero, 56, and Miriam Coletti, 23, shot their children before killing themselves after making an apparent suicide pact over fears about global warming..." More »
2nd, March 2010
Celebrities
8 Tokio Hotel Do Gary Numan's Sweet Music: Photos
It's not just the recession, the massive public sector and a falling pound that tells us the 1970s are being revisited: it’s German rock band Tokio Hotel.... More »
2nd, March 2010
Strange But True
1 Quadriplegic Speared In AC/DC Mosh Pit
Want to read something that makes you feel lucky? Read on... More »
2nd, March 2010
Key Posts
10 Angelina Jolie Wins, Brad Pitt Toes And Jennifer Aniston's Goer: Photos
More amazing news from the Bermuda Triangle of love that is Jolie, Pitt and Aniston... More »
2nd, March 2010
Key Posts
6 The Yorkshire Ripper's Nasty Secret: Photos
It's a legal tale. Sutcliffe wants to know if life means life since the judge at his trial said he should serve at least 30 years. That time is up soon. So he goes free..? More »
