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2nd, March 2010 Celebrities 10

Kristian Digby: Sex Games, Property Shows And A Body

BBC TV presenter Kristian Digby has died. He was 32. His death is "unexplained" in offical circles. The Sun, however, says Digby died from auto-erotic asphyxiation. His body was discovered by his ex-boyfriend. More »

2nd, March 2010 Celebrities

Cheryl Cole Shampoos As Ashley Cole Doubles For Yorkshire Ripper: Photos

Ashley Cole and Cheryl’s Divorce: For obvious reasons the Star chooses to equip the front–page news that Ashley Cole’s life “IS IN RUINS” with a pictures of the Yorkshire Ripper... More »

1st, March 2010 Money

Workers At Octaveward Made Redundant Via Newspaper Comment Section?

Bat E Bird alerts us to the story of workers at Octaveward, in Darwen being mMade redundant via newspaper comment section". Says she... More »

1st, March 2010 Celebrities

Vernon Kay And Tess Daly Meet Mobile Tampon Prince Charles: Pictures

When thumb sex man Vernon Kay met mobile tampon Prince Charles - in pictures More »

1st, March 2010 Celebrities

Amy Winehouse To Star In Remake Of The Goode Life At New £2.5m Camden Town House

AMY Winehouse has bought a new fie-bedroom home in Camden Town. The compact and bijou property has four bathrooms, a sauna, a gym and enough room for a rehab centre in the basement and possible planning permission for a factory making ballet pumps and processing cocoa leaves... More »

1st, March 2010 Reviews

Banksy At The World's First Street Art Disaster Movie: In Pictures

We pulled on a hood and went to the UK Film Premiere of 'Banksy: Exit Through The Gift Shop' at Leake Street Tunnel, amid the urine socked walls and chicken bones of Waterloo, London... More »

1st, March 2010 TV & Radio

Krazy Korean Students Dance As Teacher Turns His Back

Those Krazy Koreans present students dancing during class while the teacher isn't looking... More »

1st, March 2010 Reviews

Global Warming Is Making A Fried Egg Out Of Earth: Video

Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell were wrong: the world Is not a great big onion: the world is an egg about to smashed into a hot pan of butter and fried to the point of being quite delicious. More »

1st, March 2010 Key Posts

English Mentors Will Turn Your Rich Russian Brats Into Sarah Ferguson Clones

Imagine you're a mega-rich Russian breeder with a brat to civilise - how could you fast-track it into an English public school such as Eton or Stowe for all the global advantages that money can buy? Simples. You hand it over to English Mentors... More »

1st, March 2010 Celebrities

Donald Trump Scores 6.56 At An Evening With Maestro Andrea Bocelli: Photos

A QUESTION: When Donald Trump hosted 'An Evening with Maestro Andrea Bocelli' at Mar-A-Lago Estate in Palm Beach, Florida, did the blind Italian singer have to identify Trump by touch? More »

1st, March 2010 Sports 1

Sun Falls Out Of Love With John Terry - Bridge Handshake Pictures And Analysis

Body language expert Judi James is telling Sun readers that John Terry’s offer of a hand to Wayne Bridge was “one of the meanest, most grudging offers of a handshake I’ve ever seen. His hand was ramrod straight and he did not look at Wayne at all…” More »

1st, March 2010 Reviews 1

James Arthur Ray Discovers Buddhism And 'Nobel' Prizes

James Arthur Ray and the Sweat Lodge deaths: The mired new age guru is tweeting. He tweets of "Nobel" truths... More »

1st, March 2010 Celebrities 3

Laetitia Casta Takes Her Titias To The 35th Cesar Film Awards: Photos

Laetitia Casta took her titia’s to 35th Cesar Film Awards ceremony held at the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France... More »

1st, March 2010 Strange But True

Jewel Robbers Leave Behind Son At Crime Scene

IN Philadelphia, a couple – let’s call them Dick & Jane – have robbed the Platinum and Ice jewellers of £100,000 of goods and left behind their son, a four year old boy... More »

1st, March 2010 Celebrities 8

Ashley Cole's Wedding Coil Missing As Expert Advises Cheryl Cole Tries An Affair

Did you know that Cheryl Cole – the one who asked the media not to intrude on her private hell – is “SO SCARED”?... More »

1st, March 2010 Politicians 16

Fags Are Out To Kill Barack Obama

It's been a while since we updated our eye on the Barack Obama Death Cult – the media story of the US President’s demise. We are indebted to AGW in the Forums for telling us that Obama has days to live before the fags get him... More »

1st, March 2010 Reviews

Green Biofuels Kill British Forests

One in the eye for the Greens today. According to a report seen by The Times Green biofuels, being plugged as a good idea for vehicles, do more damage to the environment than burning fossil fuels like diesel... More »

1st, March 2010 In Pictures 1

Karma Sutra On Ice

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1st, March 2010 Celebrities

Cheryl Cole And Ashley To Meet In Secret: Photos

Exclusive: Cheryl Cole and Ashley in text exchange... More »

1st, March 2010 Celebrities 2

Katie Price Calls Peter Andre A Liar As Maddy Ford Bares All

Thanks to Maddy Ford’s sponsored shag-‘n’-tell, we have learnt that Peter Andre’s sex life did not end with his televised dry humping of now former lover Katie Price... More »

28th, February 2010 Sports

Photos: Olympic Ice Skaters Do The Frozen Karma Sutra

These photos will make you feel inadequate. Get out of the bedroom and onto the ice. Showboat a little… More »

28th, February 2010 Politicians

Sarah Bown Wins At Tesco Mum Of the Year And Super Dad Gordon Came Too

To the Tesco Magazine Mum Of the Year show at London's Wardof Hotel, with the ubiquitous Sarah Brown - "vote for Gordon and see more of ME!" - her PAP (Politicans and Partners) Gordon Brown... More »

28th, February 2010 TV & Radio

Wilbur Sargunaraj Says No To Tamil Nadu Arranged Marriage: A Song

Tamil Nadu vocal chanting superstar Wilbur Sargunaraj does not want arranged marriage. He prefers an unarranged marriage. Cancel the PRs and the OK! photoshoot... More »

28th, February 2010 Politicians 5

The BNP's Nick Griffin And The AmRe White Supremacist Conference

A reader in the US writes: Hey, did you know the BNP (griffin and others) were still coming over speaking? to thw hite supremicists... More »

28th, February 2010 Key Posts

David Paterson: Harlem's Great Black And Proud Hope Felled And Racists Take New York

He blew it. Big Time. He has single-handedly dealt a terrible, crushing, blow to Black American political aspirations and that has to be a subject for mourning in New York. It should be mourned everywhere. More »