28th, February 2010
TV & Radio
THAT advertisement with Pamela Anderson in a gold bikini rubbing against another woman has been ruled in bad taste. That should push up the number of hits per hour by several thousand per cent.... More »
Chenille Steel has recorded the England World Cup anthem. Anorak has the video and the words. Sing a long: Three liars on my chest (allegedly) - Chenille Steel needs a reaming... More »
We went to see Lady GaGa perform again at London’s O2 tent. At one point Brits winner Lady GaGa - the naked camel (NSFW) - played a piano secreted in the bonnet of an old Rolls Royce... More »
With the latest poll crashing to a two percent lead - the smallest YouGov have recorded since the election-that-never-was back in 2007 - David Cameron is to tell the faithful in Brighton: "My patriotic duty is to get rid of Brown and sort out his mess"... More »
28th, February 2010
Celebrities
3 Peter Andre's shg is broght to you by Chanel Coco Mademoiselle, pink cashmere socks from The White Company, MAC makeup and Jo Malone candles... More »
28th, February 2010
Celebrities
Having denied an affair with Maddy Ford, a former Page 3 stunna now working as the Page 3 stunnas’ stylist, Peter Andre is the subject of the Star’s front-page headline: “BETRAYED BY MY LOVER” More »
28th, February 2010
Celebrities
4 Cheryl Cole and Ashley’s divorce: If there is one thing Cheryl needs it is more advice. And the Sunday Mirror leads with news that Simon Cowell does not want the “nation’s sweetheart” to honour her marriage vows and stay with her husband... More »
27th, February 2010
Celebrities
They were all there to watch people get statues of an arthritic silver surfer being squashed by a falling glitter ball... More »
27th, February 2010
Sports
6 Stoke City's Richard Shawcross, is minutes after maiming Aaron Ramsey called up to play for England... More »
27th, February 2010
Money
The secret of Loyd Grossman’s voice is hinted at as batches of TV’s extempore eater are recalled amid fears they contain glass... More »
27th, February 2010
Key Posts
3 Aaron Ramsay becomes the third Arsenal player in the current squad to have his leg smashed in away games in the Premier League... More »
27th, February 2010
Celebrities
1 Ozzy Osbourne managed to plug his book – the aide de memoire I Am Ozzy (in case he forgets) - as he received the key to the City of West Palm Beach... More »
27th, February 2010
Celebrities
1 Jade Goody is back. Manning Jade Goody’s grave cam has been proper yakka for the Sun’s team. But they’ve put in the hards yards, got a few pictures of flowers growing, and then Jade Tweed arrived. The Sun’s Grave Twitchers, hidden within a tree, write in a soft-nibbed pencil... More »
John Terry continues to do no wrong in the Sun as the paper backs its man of candour John Terry, its World Cup Willie, over Wayne Bridge, that sad loser... More »
27th, February 2010
Key Posts
To Stamford Bridge, where Chelsea's man of candour John Terry is trying to shake hands with Manchester City's Wayne Bridge... More »
27th, February 2010
TV & Radio
How stupid are you? On a scale of 1 to 10? 13? Ok, you're in the running. But to be truly stupid you need to take risks that are unnecessary... More »
27th, February 2010
Strange But True
1 Meet Kalim Ali, aka Rod, who has been impaled on a 1.5cm thick, 1metre-long metal pole that has passed through 10 organs. Rectum, small intestine and lungs are pierced. More »
27th, February 2010
Strange But True
Mary Louise Salerno has seen Jesus Christ in a bargain bucket of pizza sauce at Brownie's Famous Pizzeria. She knew what to do: tells the media. More »
27th, February 2010
Celebrities
Cheryl Cole and Ashley are big news. But can they do it for Haiti? Haiti is a subject close to Cheryl's big heart... More »
27th, February 2010
Madeleine McCann
2 Madeleine McCann - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann - with more jokes from Joe Lycett and Jerry Sadowitz... More »
Haiti is hot, right now in showbiz circles. But where are the politicians. In Chile? More »
You've met Michelle Paterson, wife to David Paterson, the New York governor almost beyond parody. Now meet Jenny Standford, wife to outh Carolina Governor Mark Sanford... More »
27th, February 2010
Sports
ONE of Tiger Woods' biggest sponsors has ditched him a week after his ridiculous non-news conference... More »
26th, February 2010
Celebrities
Cherly and Ashley Cole: The Daily Express leads with news that asks readers to wonder and debate... More »
