26th, February 2010
Celebrities
Pixie-voiced Sharon Osbourne – the Joselyn Wildenstein in the making – tells her Twitter followers not to buy Louis Vuitton’s handbag accessories because they’re “heinous.” Like Botox... More »
Aboard a Ryanair plane from Poland to East Midlands airport, a man has won a scartchcard game. His prize: 10,000 euros. He then eats his winning ticket.... More »
26th, February 2010
Politicians
GOVERNOR David Paterson of New York State this evening quit the election race for his job and any hope of future progress in the Democratic hierarchy, writes AGW... More »
26th, February 2010
Celebrities
13 Want to see pictures of Angelina Jolie kissing man other than Brad Pitt? More »
26th, February 2010
Key Posts
David Paterson is the New York Governor exposed and on his way out. Anorak's AGW has been tracking the story of vice at the highest level. He was on it from the first sniff. Here's the story - featuring the aide David W. Johnson, the wife Michelle Paterson and the President Barack Obama... More »
26th, February 2010
Politicians
NEW York’s black, blind and beleaguered Democrat governor David Paterson will not seek re-election. He wanted to. He announced that he’d run. But support was thinner than Victoria Beckham’s diet sheet. More »
26th, February 2010
Sports
Tyler Jewell's Mom is proud of her snowboarding son – he races in the parallel giant slalom snowboard. So proud is mum that she’s posted a video of herself wearing her son’s clothes, clutching his cups and dancing to a HRT hit... More »
26th, February 2010
Celebrities
Meanwhile, in Mansfield’s Ladybrook Lane, 22-year-old Martin Bramwell has been evicted from his council flat for playing Cheryl Cole records... More »
26th, February 2010
Celebrities
3 American Idol season 9 is a contest to find winner to help the show survive the loss of Simon Cowell. It’s not looking good. It’s sounding worse... More »
26th, February 2010
Reviews
Anorak's man of the moment is antiques dealer Raymond Scott. We spotted him Newcastle Crown Court where he appears before the Beak on a charge of stealing a £3 million first edition of Shakespeare's works... More »
26th, February 2010
Reviews
3 "50,000 DIE STARVING ON WARDS EACH YEAR". The Tories call it “horrific”. Want to know the truth..? More »
26th, February 2010
Celebrities
Cheryl Cole is disappearing. We talk not of the ink on the back of her neck – have you checked your necks girl for sings of Ashley’s coitus-enhancing felt tip (allegedly). We talks of Cheryl Tweedy’s vanishing act as she lives on a diet of mint tea. More »
26th, February 2010
Celebrities
At the 12th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards, held in the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Beverly Hills, La La Land, the talk of what anyone would wear. Do you go in costume? More »
26th, February 2010
Strange But True
2 Worshippers at Virginia’s White Tail Chapel evoke the Garden of Eden before the fall as they stand before god naked as they days they were born – although what with gravity, hair and enlarged pores, not as pretty... More »
26th, February 2010
Strange But True
3 RIP Tran Van Hay, the man with the longest hair in the world - 6.8 metres of matted bush... More »
26th, February 2010
Strange But True
1 In the self-styled land of the free, Matthew David Lopez has been arrested and charged with wearing a clown mask in public... More »
26th, February 2010
Strange But True
Pictures` on Friday. Anorak’s new weekly feature showcasing the weird, wonderful, stupid and downright odd pictures from the previous seven days and the archives. Pics Of The Week... More »
26th, February 2010
Sports
1 While you were watching heroic loyal family man John Terry be the man to Wayne Bridge’s girly treachery, Ashley Cole "managed to get his leg over again”... More »
25th, February 2010
Celebrities
Whatever the carpet, Johnny Depp looks good. This is because (a) he looks good and (b) he is surrounded by an ambulatory waxwork museum in mid-melt... More »
25th, February 2010
Celebrities
4 Meanwhile, there's still no word as to what killed the entertainer and reality television star in the prime of his life, on the eve of a gig in London.... More »
MEP and UKIP voice of the golf club Nigel Farage says EU President Herman van Rompuys has “the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk"... More »
25th, February 2010
Celebrities
Jones died in December 2009. She remains in the soap, albeit visiting a friend. How long can Maggie keep acting... More »
25th, February 2010
Reviews
Khyra Ishaq was killed by Junaid Abuhamza and Angela Gordon. She was 7. She died at her home in 2008. Justice is slow. More »
25th, February 2010
Celebrities
5 "I’ve been spit-roasted, in Grosvenor House, by the boys from Chelsea FC - Max Clifford’s on my speed dial in case I have John Terry’s baby…" More »
