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23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 1

Kristen Stewart Smiles At Burberry London Fashion Week Show: Pictures

KATE Hudson, a smiling Kristen Stewart (Did you see her at the BAFTAS? She’s not playing Twilight’s Bella Swan. She is Bella Swan) and Claire Danes were at the Autumn/Winter 2010 Burberry Prorsum show... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 1

Shameless Fank Dresses Up As Muhammad For Mullahs And Tarts Party

Frank Gallagher, patriarch of the Shameless docu-soap has dressed up as Muhammad for the show’s mullahs and tarts party at The Jockey public house... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities

Ke$ha's Secret London MySpace Gig: In Pictures

The gig was secret in much the same way that anything is secret unless you’ve heard of it or been invited by a PR company... More »

23rd, February 2010 Strange But True

Presenter Wanted For 30 Raves In 30 Weeks

Situation Pretty Vacant: A TV company is looking for a presenter to win the “best job” (worst job) in the world and travel the globe attending 30 Raves in 30 Weeks. More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities

Cheryl Cole Breaks Haitians Hearts And Introduces Zac Efron

Cheryl Cole insiders were said to be delighted that talk of her divorce from Ashley Cole has distracted from her singing... More »

23rd, February 2010 Politicians

Norman Tebbit Kicks Puff

Norman Tebbit has beaten up a dragon. In your face, Gordon Brown. And sob all your like down the dragons bullying hotline, you said Puff... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities

Cheryl Cole Has Left Ashley Cole: Full Details And Photos

And so it came to pass that the magazines were wrong an the tabloids were right:Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole have split. Well, in truth he left her - she arrived home to an Ashley-free home. She will not fight, fight, fighting for the love. The news round-up... More »

23rd, February 2010 Sports 1

Olympics 2010: Rooting For Kaspar Kokk, Oh Min-Ji And Andreas Wank

Anorak is watching the Vancouver Winter Olympics and rooting for, in no particular order: Oh Min-Ji, the South Korean speed skater... More »

23rd, February 2010 In Pictures 1

Cheryl Cole Flies Home

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23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 6

Cheryl Cole Arrives Home To Find Ashley Cole Gone: Pictures

More Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole news in heat magazine, wherein readers learn the “shocking truth about Ashley’s hold over Cheryl”.... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities

Sarah Ferguson's Wooden Doormat Joins Geena Davis's Female Crusade: Pictures

Who better than Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, to address the UN conference 'Engaging Philanthropy to Promote Gender Equality and Women's Empowerment'? More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 3

Cheryl Cole Not Divorcing Ashley: Fact

Having read in the Sun that Cheryl Cole has dumped Ashley Cole by text – a fact undiluted by repetition throughout the media – Closer magazine has a big fact... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 9

National Enquirer After Brangelina: Jessica Aniston And Jessica Simpson At 'War'

Week Two of the post Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit National Enquirer front page and things are looking promising for Jennifer Aniston, who remains in situ... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 1

Dancing On Ice: Circling the Pan Of Life With Sharron Davies And Jason Gardiner

SHARRON Davies, star of leaving-the-audience-cold pro-celeb Dancing On Ice is crap. He is poo. She is a dump on the leg of humanity. The woman who achieved Olympic glory in the pool is a **** racing the viewers around life’s U-bend.... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 5

Jedward Caught Kissing On Twitter: Pictures

Jedward fill moments between singing for the lads (video) by posting pictures of themselves on Twitter. Ready to see them? More »

23rd, February 2010 TV & Radio

Michael Jackson Returns To Lead The Jackson Five Play Japan: Video

Michael Jackson is dead. Only, he’s not. Jackson’s spirit is manifest in this woman’s fingers... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 2

Amy Winehouse Addicted To Jimmy Choo's Choos And Blake's Romeo

Amy Winehouse is addicted to “Choos” – Jimmy Choo’s Choos. The Star hears from Mitch Winehouse, the man with the inside take on his daughter’s life More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 1

Farrah Fawcett's Celebrity Cancer Sequel, Starring Redmond O'Neal And Drugs

FARRAH FAwcett's death is now a sequel , featuring Ryan O'Neal and he and Farrah's son Redmond's drugs issues. Anorak's Man in LA scales the heights of reality TV... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 4

Susan Boyle's Non-Love Love Story

If we’re not hearing Susan Boyle sing, then her brother Gerry must be talking. The Crazy Horses and I have a Dream singer manager's happy home life makes her unhappy says her increasingly informative old bro in today's Daily Record, which has the full non-love story today... More »

23rd, February 2010 Celebrities 7

Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough, A Terrier In The Bedroom And Ashley Cole's Women

Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole continue to dominate the red-tops front pages. Readers get to learn more of Derek Hough. The news round-up... More »

22nd, February 2010 Sports

Olympics 2010: Russia's Oksana Dominina And Maxim Shabalin Dance The Kaka-Don't

OLYMPICS 2010: Russia's Oksana Dominina and Maxim Shabalin in the Figure Skating Ice Dance, Original Dance at the Pacific Coliseum, Vancouver.... More »

22nd, February 2010 Celebrities

Sarah Brown's Choirboy And Carey Mulligan Present The Elle Style Awards In 53 Pictures

THE Elle Style Awards are the fashion industry AGM spicing up London Fashion Week. The usual suspects arrive: Sarah Brown (Gordon’s not a vain nutter because he married me, meeee, mee), Sados (Sons and daughtes of stars) Pixie Geldof... More »

22nd, February 2010 Reviews 10

A New War Looms In The Falklands Islands, France Must Pick Sides

Anorak had a man in the Falklands Islands. Well, we did have. We won’t tell you what he does specifically, just that oil is the paymaster. More »

22nd, February 2010 Reviews 3

Christine Pratt Is A Bullies Plaything

Christine Pratt says staff at No.10 have called her National Bullying Hotline to grass up Coke fiend Gordon Brown as bully. They won’t be doing any more calling. Not without any f****** ears. More »

22nd, February 2010 Politicians

2010 Governors' Ball In Pictures, Giving, Music And Eating The Rich

Governor David A. Paterson joined Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and others at the 2010 Governors' Ball for the National Governors' Association... More »