22nd, February 2010
Strange But True
In Pendle, the burghers are putting dummy camera in public toilets to deter perverts and attract, well, a different sort of pervert. Exhibitionists and flashers, the facility is open for purpose... More »
22nd, February 2010
Celebrities
9 Sting is a champion of human rights and greenism. Sting is playing for Islam Karimov’s daughter Gulnara Karimova in daddy’s Uzbekistan. That’s Uzbekistan, home of the Aral Sea, child slaves and a leader “hermetically sealed in his own medieval, tyrannical mindset." Who said that? Sting, who earned between £1m and £2m for his concert, said that... More »
22nd, February 2010
Reviews
3 Media Scare Story of The Day brings you the Choke-Proof Hotdog.... More »
22nd, February 2010
The Consumer
1 London Fashion Week introduces Vivienne Westwood continuing her impression of Queen Elizabeth 1st at a Toyah Willcox concert. More »
The Sun, which once stuck Labour leader Neil Kinnock’s face on a hot lightbulb and told everyone to turn off the lights and leave him alone in the darkness with the hoodies, is vehemently anti-bullying.... More »
22nd, February 2010
Celebrities
13 Sophie Monk – actress, singer AND model - leaves her home to talks on the telephone. Her trousers are worn low and her top high. We try not to pry but we look. Look! There are strange scars on her lower stomach. More »
22nd, February 2010
Celebrities
Sienna Miller is at London Fashion Week, supporting her sister Savannah Miller at the presentation for Twenty8Twelve. Sienna. Savannah. Any more like them at them at home More »
Amanada Platell is telling Daily Mail readers that anyone who uses Twitter should be banned from voting in the General Election. Twitter is for losers. Right, Jan Moir? More »
Thanks to American Idol winner Kris Allen, Haiti is back in the news. Allen was pictured with a young Haitian girl during a UN Foundation visit to recovery and rebuilding programs in Port-au-Prince. More »
22nd, February 2010
Strange But True
At a gun safety class in Orlando, Fla., Instructor Michael Phillips demonstrates the dangers of guns by showing students Robert Frauman Jr in the foot. More »
22nd, February 2010
Key Posts
5 Cometh the Rapture, goeth the Cat. What does The Rapture means for your pet? Do they believe? Do you like violins? More »
22nd, February 2010
Celebrities
Lacy Turner screamed “Charlie” (the actor is called Charlie Clements), Peggy Mitchell called Janine “June”, Ronnie Mitchell shoplifted from the Mini-Mart (took paint-stripper, for make-up removal, without paying) and the cops were portrayed as idiots. More »
22nd, February 2010
TV & Radio
The Toronto Raptor has eaten a cheerleader during Half-Time vs. the Nets... More »
22nd, February 2010
Sports
2 TIGER Woods - the non-news news confence. There is lots of non news about Tiger. Did you hear the rumour that he has not converted to Islam and out his hair in a bun?... More »
22nd, February 2010
Politicians
6 THE ELECTION looms and Gordon Brown and David Cameron are striving to see if they can whip the country into frenzy of side-taking not seen since Team Katie took on Team Peter... More »
22nd, February 2010
Key Posts
1 After Aimee Walton, Sonia Wild, Brooke Healy, Vicki Gough and Ann Corbitt are linked in headline top Ashley Cole, meet Alexandra Taylor It is 2004... More »
22nd, February 2010
Celebrities
Kristen Stewart looked delighted as she stood in the press room with her BAFTA Orange Rising Star award. Had she seen Robert Pattinson’s hair and heard the mewling of fairies dying? More »
21st, February 2010
Celebrities
They came to coo and to gasp at Christina Hendricks, who was in attendance at the world premiere of Cirque Du Soleil's, 'Viva Elvis' in Las Vegas. More »
21st, February 2010
Celebrities
Olivia Williams’ tribute to Mr Love Pants Ian Dury at the Baftas would have stolen the red carpet were it not for Robert Pattinson’s hair. The Fairy Hair is gone. More »
21st, February 2010
Celebrities
Larry David showed his face at the 62nd Annual Writers Guild Awards at The Hudson Theatre at the Millennium Broadway Hotel in New York City. Kristen Schaal from HBO's Flight of The Conchords showed her eyes. Writing AGMs are ever about looks. More »
21st, February 2010
Reviews
Global warming scare story of the day is that the penguins are being replaced by jelly fish. Run, Pingu. Run. Okay, waddle. Yeah, that's it. More »
Before you think too hard about compensatiosn know that Ray is not as mega-rich as you might have thought. Anorak's Man in LA reports... More »
21st, February 2010
Reviews
Election 2010: Which of the ledaing parties can copy Barack Obama's internet masterstroke and win the web? More »
