18th, February 2010
Sports
2 tiger-woods-girlsJOHN Terry, that loyal family man who bleeds for the cause might care to take a look at Tiger Woods, who is all set to emerge from the bunker to appear in press confrnce that will look more like a soft-focus made-for-TV film... More »
Tiger Woods comes out of hiding... More »
17th, February 2010
The Consumer
1 The Twlight Manillows are magic. We have no idea what any fans of Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner would do with a Manillow and are unsure it is is even legal to imagine keeping on in your sock drawer or on your granny's face. More »
MORE Brits news as Oasis hand-wringer Liam Gallagher’s tossed award for biggest sweary naughty boy at the music AGM is being sold on EBay. Bidders can swab it for moistness… More »
17th, February 2010
Celebrities
The Brits Awards 2010 AGM music show always looks like an audition for new talent in the Brussels celebrity silo. If More »
17th, February 2010
Celebrities
Haiti is saved by So You Think You Can Dance winner Charlie Bruce, Lady Sovereign, Katia Ivanova and Bianca Gascoigne at Lindsay Lohan's Brits 4 Haiti party at Altitude in south west London. More »
17th, February 2010
Key Posts
32 MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann - GERRY and Kate McCann have been in Lisbon. As one trial ends – the one against Goncalo Amaral - another begins: the McCanns are launching criminal proceedings against a Portuguese TV channel TVI. And Robert Murat is reported to be suing Jane Tanner.... More »
17th, February 2010
Celebrities
2 ROBBIE Williams has been on the Brits stag tossing and collects a Lifetime Achievement Award (in his 30s), but before he did so he spared a few words for OK!... More »
SCARE STORIES: The Independent delivers today’s media scare story is that “Sex offenders want evidence as 'prison trophies'”... More »
17th, February 2010
OK!
CHERYL Cole is on the cover of OK! magazine. She’s smiling. Cheryl wants us to know that girls are “ALWAYS THROWING THEMSELVES AT ASHLEY”... More »
17th, February 2010
Strange But True
3 The Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction in Indiana, finds that “small” condoms should be labelled “large” in order to encourage “small” men to buy them - and large men to experience the agony of size discomfort. More »
17th, February 2010
Hello!
4 Of course this is the Real William, the other fake Wills being a joker who has taken to wearing the wig Bobby Charlton made famous by sticking on top of his thick frizzy locks for some years… More »
17th, February 2010
Celebrities
Myleene Klass is writing for the Sun - highlights include a Star Wars epic... More »
17th, February 2010
Reviews
4 Ray Gosling is on the telly talking about smothering the life out of an Aids suffer who was in terrible pain. Gosling tells the world. But he will not tell the police. He will not give them evidence to convict him with. Who can judge him?... More »
17th, February 2010
TV & Radio
What is the most shocking secret of the year? No, no that one. And… no way! Really? No, not that either, but good try and if you can get pictures, then maybe. More »
17th, February 2010
Celebrities
1 Cheryl Cole has mojo in her hair. Cheryl Cole has fight. Cheryl Cole has a husband called Ashley Cole, who plays for Chelsea and England. And she has a "divorce"... More »
FOR anyone looking for sensation and style at the Brits Awards2010, there was Lady GaGa, dressed as a nativity play fairy (the dress reverses into a Christmas tree for non-religious schools)... More »
17th, February 2010
Celebrities
3 CHERYL Cole brought fight to the Brits last night, shadow boxing the toilet attendant of love as she gave full throat to her command to husband Ashley Cole... More »
16th, February 2010
Celebrities
1 The Brits Awards show was the AGM to end all music industry AGMs this month... More »
16th, February 2010
Celebrities
ONE woman content factory Tila Tequlia has miscarried. And now that the baby is gone, allegedly, she can take over from Lady GaGa at the gig... More »
JOHN Prescott, recovered bulemic who used to swap the biscuits on his desk to make room for his secretary, tells Twiter Land... More »
16th, February 2010
Celebrities
1 LADY Gaga's nativity play chic presents the Brit Awards 2010 in pictures... More »
