15th, February 2010
Politicians
WAS it brave of foolish of the Mirror to take on Tory Treasurer Michael Spencer in an article entitled, “CASHING IN ON 9/11”? More »
15th, February 2010
Reviews
4 ELECTION 2010: We were there to see David Cameron – is he getting shinier? – unveil the Tories new poster aimed to woo Labour voters to the Blue. This was all one day on from the most god-awful display of mawkish sentimentality displayed by a politician since one MP stuck on an Our Maddie ribbon and said, “It’s what she would have wanted"... More »
15th, February 2010
Sports
1 WHILE News Cops cheers for John Terry, spiking the story of his alleged sex with Vanessa Perroncel and other women, replacing that with tales of a man of “candour” and love, the Sun guns for Ashley Cole, alleged sex texter? Why? More »
GIVEN that records are made to be broken, the BBC weatherman and resident scoop Paul Hudson screams: “January 2010 warmest on record. Yes really!” More »
15th, February 2010
Celebrities
THE director of such cult classic films at “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,” and “Chasing Amy” didn’t exactly get A-list treatment by Southwest Airlines last night on a flight between Oakland and Burbank, writes Anorak's Man in LA. Kevin Smith is "Too Wide For The Sky"... More »
15th, February 2010
Celebrities
MEL Giedroyc and Christopher Biggins were at the WhatsOnStage Theatregoers' Choice Awards 2010 at London’s Prince of Wales Theatre. What is it about theatre that make you think of an ordeal? More »
15th, February 2010
Celebrities
While the tabloid that used to report on the X Factor reports on gigs in a village pub – tickets £2.50 (each!) – Brookstein tells us... More »
Note to Daily Express readers: This is not a picture of a traditional Lion dance in London's Chinatown, a celebration of Chinese New Year Day but a shot of a typical bogus asylum seeker fresh off the lorry. There be dragons! More »
The debate on global warming has shifted in the mainstream media. Those facts are unfactual... More »
15th, February 2010
Reviews
5 The Metro newspaper leads with the shocking news that “One in 4 women is rape victim”... More »
14th, February 2010
Sports
2 RUGBY fans watch the Wales versus Scotland match on the telly at Glynneath rugby club did as rugby fans do and ran about with their willies hanging out. That they did it on BBC Wales Today, ahead of game only adds to the humour... More »
14th, February 2010
Reviews
Lastweek, protestors in the the village of Bil’in dressed up as the Na'vi from James Cameron’s Avatar film. Says the report: More »
14th, February 2010
Celebrities
8 THE Vampire Diaries is True Blood for the Skins generation redone, rendered from an original work by Stephenie Meyer. Vampires love rules... More »
14th, February 2010
Reviews
DAVID Cameron’s shiny conservatives are talking with Goldie Hawn about education in British schools... More »
Dick Francis has died. He was 89. You were the Queen Mother's jockey. She got her teeth into you and Reader's Digest, for which your work was condensed... More »
Lola “Magic Lips”, a popular prostitute in the area, says: “Blog job comes first! We heard about the plans for a local tax increase by 24.7% and we are now exploring new ways to hook clients in our window”. More »
14th, February 2010
Celebrities
Simon Cowell has a new lover, the lovely Mezhgan Hussainy. They look happy. So the tabloids set out to destroy her... More »
14th, February 2010
Reviews
1 JOHN Terry's mistake has helped British media in the battle with restrictive libel laws that when misused stymie the truth. So. To Iceland, then, bastion of failed banks, cod wars and freedom of speech... More »
14th, February 2010
Celebrities
THE Daily Express wants readers to guess: "Who is Ekaterina’s mystery caller?” With none of John Terry's alleged stunnas telling all, Katia is front-page news.That’s Ekaterina Ivanova, alleged orgy makeweight, Rolling Stone gnome polisher and Big Brother star emeritus... More »
14th, February 2010
Madeleine McCann
13 MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann - Interviewing the McCanns' children, a play and EastEnders' best bits... More »
14th, February 2010
Celebrities
Charlie Bruce is the winner of So You Think You Can Dance, the dance show named in honour of the Polish word for filler (SYTYCD). More »
14th, February 2010
Celebrities
ONE woman content factory Tila Tequila, plastic baby mama, sexy mourner (NSFW), saucy widow lover to 'killed' by gayness ear-bud heiress and sex tape member Casey Johnson, has taken to Twitter to tell the world that she is dying... More »
14th, February 2010
Key Posts
Valentine's Day is “cancelled” because of John Terry, Ashley Cole and Vernon Kay. They are the “Stupid Rats” who are preventing you from laying a scentless rose on your lover’s pillow and dining out on over-price meal with funeral arrangements for pudding. More »
