14th, February 2010
Sports
Happy days for Jungers, and so too for Rachel Uchitel who is now working as a showbusiness correspondent on Extra TV... More »
13th, February 2010
Politicians
9 LIBERAL Peer Baroness Tonge is not anti-semitic. But she did see a video on YouTube about Jews, sorry, Isrealis going to Haiti to steal human organs... More »
13th, February 2010
Celebrities
Vernon Kay has yet to tell us that he was using Ashley Cole’s pay-as-you-go phone to sex text Rhian Sugden, but let’s not spoil any book deal. More »
The Winter Olympics is all about the injuries. Terrible they are. The skiers taking mountains and orange mesh full in the face, the ski jumper shattering his pelvis and not forgetting the razor sharp ice blades slicing spandex. More »
AMERICAN Idol is back and with so too last year’s winner… Kriss Allen. He was singing at the Highline Ballroom with his beaten agonists Allison Iraheta and Jess Conrad lite Adam Lambert... More »
POLAR bear watch: Suicidal polar bears update as Taiwanese artist Vincent Huang protests against global warming by hanging polars from the wobbly Millennium Bridge... More »
13th, February 2010
Reviews
The education disaster of more people being educated created by Labour is bemoaned... More »
Steve Jacobs, is “Australia’s Funniest Weather Man”. He takes Australia but can he take the world crown? More »
13th, February 2010
Celebrities
Anorak has never got close enough to Peter Andre to inhale him, and if pinned down and invited to form an opinion on pain having our eyes vanished with a permanent image of Princess Tenaladymeee’s face we’d say he smelt of.... More »
13th, February 2010
Sports
James De Gale would like James De Gale fans to know that had James De Gale fought the James De Gale of two years ago he would have knocked out that James de Gale in two rounds. More »
OPERATION Moshtarak is go. Moshtarak, meaning 'together' in the Dari language. Lieutenant Colonel Matt Bazeley, commander of the British Engineer Regiment, tells the soldiers: “We are going into the heart of darkness… If things go wrong, no sad moments, no pauses, we regather, recock and go again.” Joseph Conrad’s words are memorable for one other phrase: “The horror! The horror!"... More »
Madeleine McCann: The media awaits the vedict of McCanns Versus Goncalo Amaral. Much depends on it. More »
SPORTS photography is a hard game. Get it right and you have the ultimate picture that epitomises the human condition. Get it less then perfect and you’ve got the subject but not the story... More »
12th, February 2010
Reviews
model sportswoman Genevieve Morton is “leaning against a World War II-era fighter plane adorned with multiple Nazi swastikas… andappears to be stroking the plane.” The HuffPo wants to know: “Is this photograph acceptable?” More »
ODDLY, neither Her Majesty The Queen, her husband, their children nor indeed any of their children have recorded a pop song. No royal will be the subject of rock biopic, heralded by lighters nor live in a massive stately home and be respected in the way royals used to.... More »
12th, February 2010
Reviews
1 It turns out that Dugard kept a journal, a "secret diary". It reads like this... More »
12th, February 2010
Key Posts
ST Valentine’s Day is almost upon us. And out of respect for the festival of terrible meals in crappy eateries manned by moist-handed gingivitic waiters, we bring you tales of love... More »
Why Renee Zellweger really went to the Berlin film featival... More »
12th, February 2010
Madeleine McCann
10 MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann - Waiting for the Amaral verdict, we learn of why the police investigated the McCanns and how hundreds of Maddies were spotted... More »
Exciting news from the phone of Vernon Kay... More »
princess-katie-price2KATIE Price “Paedo” Princess update: On This Morning, disgusted Peter Andre calls his daughter Princess “stunning” a mere 1 minute into his presenting gig on the ITV show... More »
12th, February 2010
Key Posts
Twlight wolf-boy Taylor Lautner is 18. This means he has come of age and can now legally be the subject of a Hollywood sex tape. More »
12th, February 2010
Reviews
X FACTOR winner Joe McElderry was in full compliant mode as he arrived at the Lyric Theatre in west London as the somewhat cruelly named Michael Jackson tribute show Thriller Live marked it's 1st birthday... More »
12th, February 2010
Celebrities
1 Katie Price has been to the Vienna Opera Ball in the company of German “playboy” Marcus Prinz von Anhalt. More »
12th, February 2010
Celebrities
Katie Price and Peter Andre: With Alex Reid out of the country performing as the Fighting Toffee Crisp in exotic locations, and Tango & Gash on a break, the arc light falls back on Peter Andre. More »
