BBC Reader Says Iran Needs Nuclear Bomb For The Gays
Want to know why Iran needs the nuclear bomb? Because Iran needs the gays to be happy. And the USA can't take it... More »
Want to know why Iran needs the nuclear bomb? Because Iran needs the gays to be happy. And the USA can't take it... More »
BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie are frotting and rubbing and groping at the Super Bowl. It’s entertaining stuff, keeping the fans thrilled in those long boring bits between the adverts. Brad and Ange are together. But still the National Enquirer hammers away at the couple that have already split, or not... More »
FARRAH Fawcett has died. But can she be revived? In "Will this be used to clone Farrah Fawcett?", Anorak's Man In LA looks at one macabre artifact for sale. Well, how do you follow Napoleon's penis? More »
The Venice Carnival 2010 featured a slaughtered bull, 12 dead pigs in the Piazza San Marco and local toff Bianca Brandolini being hung from a scaffold. More »
HAVING helped with the John Terry and Vanessa Perroncel debacle with the News of The World, London law firm Schillings is now advising Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in their case against the, er, NoTW - specifically the papers claim they were going to split... More »
THE Britain’s Got Talent Auditions at The Hammersmith Apollo London, with Ant (right) and Dec (left) eyebrow wrangler Amanda Holden, walking inflatable Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell. More »
What news of X Factor’s singing Duracell Gonks Jedward? Well, they’ve been miming a Robbie Williams song, Ghostbusters and Under Pressure at a Warrington Wolves Vs.. More »
ON the No.24 to Hampstead Heath, the driver has pulled up to pray on his dayglo safety vest... More »
Deeply upsetting news that Commander Ali Dizaei, a top Scotland Yard officer, has been sentenced to four year in prison for misconduct and perverting the course of justice. More »
Brad Pitt cops a feel of Angelina Jolie at the Super Bowl – Touch Up! - and the fun does not end there. Waiting for the adverts to come on and break up the American Soccer Cup, we also spotted Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony and son Max... More »
Private Eye magazine dedicated a special edition to MMR in 2002: “The story so far: a comprehensive review of the MMR vaccination/autism controversy”. Only, it wasn't all the helpful... More »
WHEN we read on the Express's front page “EURO meddlers rule we can’t have milk jugs”, we were aghast and dismayed. hwo very dare the EU ban out Great British milk jugs. More »
IN “Gordon’s Gone Bananas” the Sun says that Gordon Brown is eating “up to nine bananas a day” as he shapes up for the election... More »
THE Daily Mail brings new of the “Peter Pan” gene that means some people look younger than others. This apparent story is illustrated by a picture of Sir Cliff Richard (born October 1940) and Mick Jagger (not knighted and born in July 1943)... More »
THE biggest Dick in Saudi Arabia is not Akbar Zib, the Pakistani diplomat and nominative determinism victim... More »
MADELEINE McCann: Can Madeleine McCann be linked to the latest big news story – John Terry’s alleged shags – and can we find more reason to gawp at Kate and Gerry McCann?... More »
ALEX REID and KATIE PRICE have married and “Split”. Alex Reid wants a divorce. Tango & Gash are fading, not literally. But they are finished... More »
HAITI is a huge deal for popstars. You can look at the worst Charity singles here. And know that Miley Cyrus tells us: “Ever since the earthquake, I've been trying to do my part to help the people of Haiti – and I wanted to do more"... More »
JOSHUA Tabor tells police that6 he waterboarded his four-year-old daughter for failing to recite the Bible. Anorak think he should have worked her up to gargling while saying her A to Z. More »
To the 38th floor of London’s Gerkhin building with joggers. Anorak likes the idea of themed building in London. The joggers area an American import and deserve sympathy. I More »
Kate Gosselin is spotted after having dinner at 'Butter' in New York. Butter. If there is a word that screams the cri de Coeur in puritanical New York it is Butter... More »
The Change4Life British Asian Sports Awards, is not the world’s shortest least-keenly competed Sports awards do, that’s the Jewish Sports Awards, followed by the Saudi Arabian Women of Sports Awards and the Married Female Golfers’ All-Comers Awards.. More »
Round whatever of BBC1’s So You Think You can Dance – or SYTYCD as they say in the Polish nurse in the STD clinic calls it. More »
John Terry knows it could be worse. You could have a live cockroach in your ear... More »