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1st, February 2010 Celebrities

In Pictures: Rihanna's Juelz Knowles Lift Presents The Grammy Awards

THE Grammy Awards show featured T-Pain doing an impression of a Fabulous Fury Freak Brother, Rihanna giving Juelz Knowles a lift Maxwell giving Roberta Flack the peek-a-boo and Slash entertaining the children of the corporate suits and ties in the Sado (sons and daughters of..) mosh pit... More »

1st, February 2010 Celebrities 1

Alex Reid And 'Pregnant' Katie Price Are Tango And Gash

Katie Price and Alex Reid: While the search goes on for name – Klex / KRAP / Tango & Gash (TM) etc. – the Daily Star tells us that Jordan is “having” Alex’s baby... More »

1st, February 2010 Celebrities

Farrah Fawcett: Lisa Boyle, Craig Nevius And "One Big Lie"

Farrah Fawcett's documentary producing partner Craig Nevius has gotten another show of support from another member of Farrah's inner circle against the lawsuit filed by Farrah's estate and its executor, Ryan O'Neal's business manager Richard B. Francis. More »

1st, February 2010 Reviews

Daily Mail And Huffington Post In Dick Van Dyke Plagiarism Row

PLAGIARISM is lazy. The hack can't even be bothered to attribute the source nor paraphrase the original to make it look like new. Robert J. Elisberg puts forward the argument that his work - a review of Dick Van Dyke's LA theatre production of Mary Poppins was plagiarised by the Daily's Mail's Chris Johnson... More »

1st, February 2010 Reviews

Amazongate: Blogs Beat MSM To Latest Climate Nonsense

After ClimateGate and GlaciertGate, it's AmazonGate. The IPCC reported that global warming might wipe out 40% of the Amazon rainforest. Only, it "was based on an unsubstantiated claim by green campaigners who had little scientific expertise." Only, it's bollocks.... More »

31st, January 2010 Celebrities

Rihanna's Pillow Face Dress Showcases The Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala: Pictures

The annual Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel wasn’t the dullest AGM of the season but Rihanna (NSFW) took no chances, arriving clad in on-the-shoulder pillow. More »

31st, January 2010 Celebrities 3

Jedward Play GAY Heaven, GAYS In Hell Laugh: Pictures

Jedward, Simon Cowell’s pet Duracell Gonks - John Grimes and Edward Grimes - performed at G-A-Y Heaven in London. GAY Hell looks on... More »

31st, January 2010 Celebrities

Alex Reid And Katie Price: A Proposal And A Sex Tour

Alex Reid and Katie Price. No, wait. Katie Price and Alex Reid. No, what about Alice? While we deliberate over the name that unites Mr Toffee Crisp and Jordan, the Star tells us that Alex Reid celebrated his Celebrity Big Brother triumph with a “marathon sex session before proposing to Katie Price.” More »

31st, January 2010 In Pictures 1

Annual Directors Guild of America Achievement Awards - 62

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31st, January 2010 Celebrities

Brad Pitt Hides Under Christina Hendricks At Directors Guild Of America Awards: Pictures

Brad Pitt was saved by Christian Hendricks at the 62nd Annual Directors Guild of America Achievement Awards, held at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza Hotel, Los Angeles. More »

31st, January 2010 Madeleine McCann 4

Madeleine McCann: Jack Dee, Harry Potter, Fiona Phillips And Danie Krugel's Matter Orientation System

MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann: Jack Dee, Harry Potter, a fundraising dinner and on a beach with Danie Kruge... More »

31st, January 2010 Sports 1

John Terry Is Just Shagger Bobby Moore In A Less Forgiving Age

The big talking point is the not the abortion, alleged, the sex in the car with the Chelsea boots on, alleged, and the injunction - the big talking point it should John Terry remain as the England captain - like Bobby Moore... More »

31st, January 2010 Key Posts 2

John Terry And Vanessa Perroncel: A Mock-Georgian Abortion In Pictures

John Terry and Vanessa Perroncel: Can the actual story of married England and Chelsea captain John Terry and teammate Wayne’s Bridge’s former lover and mother to his child live up to the hype. The News of The World delivers: More »

30th, January 2010 Sports

Andy Murray Needs Australia To Dance With Serena Williams

At the Australian Open, Serena Williams beat Justine Henin on the squeaky rubber. Soon Andy Murray will try and win the Open for Britain. He will lose for Scotland. More »

30th, January 2010 Key Posts 1

John Terry And Vanessa Perroncel: JT Scores In Pictures

John Terry and Vanessa Perroncel: The knives are out for Chelsea and England captain John Terry. Get this from the Daily Mail... More »

30th, January 2010 Reviews 8

Disgusted By The BNP, UKIP Rebrand Britain As Britian And Call On Frank Maloney To Lead The Way

Vote Frank Maloney for your UKIP MP for Barking – and make “BRITIAN” a better place. Frank loves BRITIAN. Just. Loves. It. More »

30th, January 2010 Celebrities 1

Katie Price Says Alex Reid Is The Love Of Her Life, Just Like Peter Andre

Katie Price and Alex Reid are reunited and a new fly in the Touche Eclat reality TV show is born... More »

30th, January 2010 Celebrities

Christina Hendricks' Portico Hosts A Huge Debate In Pictures

Dear Anorak, please would you find a reason to republish some pictures of Christina Hendricks attending the Golden Globes? We hear you. And we respond.. More »

30th, January 2010 Strange But True

Virginia Bans Anne Frank's Diary And Other Gay Porn

Anne Frank's Diary has been banned in Culpeper, Virginia. Why? Well, it's the gay porn you see. And anyone readinf the secret diary af a "young girl" should be on a sex offender's register. It's just plain wrong... More »

30th, January 2010 Reviews 14

Frank Maloney V Nick Griffin: BNP V UKIP

Frank Maloney, the man who guided Lennox Lewis to fistic glory, gives the Churchillian two fingers to Europe and puts himself forwards as the UKIP candidate for Barking. Can Frank beat Nick Griffin’s BNP? Griffin won a blue at Cambridge (light blue!). More »

30th, January 2010 Strange But True 1

Dentist Leaves Drill Inside Woman's Face

Inside Donna Delgado’s Delgado's right maxillary sinus is an inch-long piece of steel drill bit. More »

30th, January 2010 Reviews

GlacierGate: Pachauri Is Toast, Bin Laden Is An Al Gorean

Lessthan a week after he claimed the IPCC's credibility had increased as a result of its handling of the "Glaciergate" scandal, Pachauri's own personal credibility lies in tatters as The Times accuses him of a direct lie. More »

30th, January 2010 Celebrities 1

Holly Madison And Rush Limbaugh Presents The 2010 Miss America Show: Pictures

Holly Madison was also there. Holly used to lend Hugh Hefner a hand a boob at his Viagra research unit. Earlier the girls had visited Venice to ride on a gondola... More »

30th, January 2010 Reviews

John Terry's Dirty Play Gets A Red Card: Media Delights

Terry is about to find out the other hard lesson how quickly the high and mighty can fall when they mess about. Not because he allegedly screwed the mother of his pal's child but because he felt he was above public scrutiny... More »

30th, January 2010 In Pictures

Vanessa Perroncel (John Terry's Alleged Lover)

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