30th, January 2010
Celebrities
1 Alex Reid, the walking Toffee Crisp, has won Celebrity Big Brother, adding his name to a trophy that hymns such stars of the magic box as Bez and Chantelle Houghton. More »
30th, January 2010
Celebrities
Big Bother ends and in the time it takes a goldfish to recite the Kings and Queens of England (with dates), we bring news of Britain's Got Talent singer, Emma Amelia Pearl Czikai. More »
29th, January 2010
Celebrities
1 Celebrity Big Brother final: Live Blog. Like George Bush, Katie Price’s Jordans and France – you will miss Big Brother when it’s gone. Tonight is the final of the final Celebrity Big Brother show. More »
GLOBAL WARMING: Osama bin Laden is all for the Stone Age. Let's bomb lights! Let's bomb planes! Can you get solar powered bombs? More »
29th, January 2010
Celebrities
Celebrity Big Brother: It's Dane Bowers v Alex Reid in the final of final of finals. Incredibly, the Daily Star reached into its News Tombola ™ and managed to pull out a truthful headline... More »
29th, January 2010
Sports
IT’S a hard job being Ashley Cole, looking for new and imaginative ways to be disliked. (Only joking, Ash. You are terrific geyser and we love you)... More »
29th, January 2010
Madeleine McCann
7 The Northern Times reports that Chinese lanterns set off in north west Sutherland in memory of Madeleine McCann being missing for 1000 days triggered a scary incident.... More »
29th, January 2010
Celebrities
1 Kelis took her blow-up fawn doll legs to the First Annual Data Awards held at Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles... More »
29th, January 2010
Celebrities
One woman content factory Tila Tequila is with child. No, not pregnant. She’s with a child – a small plastic one... More »
Today Tony Blair played the Chilcot Inquiry. Tony always wanted to be a big star and now he got his chance to talk about his big 45. It was a monster hit and blew everyone away – literally. More »
29th, January 2010
Strange But True
"At first it was quite impressive, they seemed to be giving a good impersonation of tipsiness. Then they started leaping around shouting 'nastrovia' (cheers in Russian) ... and then they handed round the drink"... More »
The National Audi Office tells us that the BBC spent £250,000 on its studio in Vienna for the Euro 2008 football championship because the original one did not afford a picturesque view of city. More »
28th, January 2010
Celebrities
Big Brother: It’s the final day and the good news is that Katie Price has “won”.. More »
Jessica Simpson has blown up. Sorry, we meant to say blown off. But that is still huge news in Us Weely... More »
28th, January 2010
Celebrities
Jermome D Salinger is dead. Salinger wrote The Catcher In The Rye. You read it. It was OK. It was short. It sold in the millions. More »
28th, January 2010
Reviews
1 Dr Andrew Wakefield is in the news. Medics are usually only ever in the news when they have killed or are telling us how to live our lives by highlighting another imminent danger. Life is all about risk. Bad doctors are all about fear. And the media loves bad doctors... More »
28th, January 2010
Hello!
In this week’s Hello! magazine: David and Victoria Beckham “invite you” to Vicky’s sister’s wedding “AT THEIR COUTNRY MANSION”... More »
UK Funnyman DOM JOLY is delighted with the new iPhone. With the new bigger iPhone – already nicknamed the iPad by the cool elite – you can prove to anyone within 250 yards that you’re a charmless, vain, pretentious, needy tosser. More »
28th, January 2010
Sports
The world according to a WAG - attention please... More »
28th, January 2010
The Consumer
1 PEOPLE Of Tesco was to be a great site – an insight into life in the UK. But then a spokesman for the chain's supermarket in – get this - St Mellons in Cardiff decreed that shoppers are forbidding from entering the store in pyjamas or barefoot. Says the sign... More »
28th, January 2010
Sports
1 Andy Murray remains “Britain's Andy Murray” as he beats another tennis player few beyond Sky Sport 3 have heard of, one Marin Cilic, to move into the final of The Australian Open at Melbourne Park. More »
28th, January 2010
Sports
7 Anorak's Countdown to the World Cup continues with the Daily Star’s first German-bashing headline of the season... More »
DO you believe in God? Do you believe in the minty freshness of God? More »
