Rachel Weisz's Demented Colonscope Presents The South Bank Awards In Pictures
TO the South Bank Show Awards in the North Bank of the Dorchester, Mayfair in the company of someone who used to be Vic Reeves, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Frankmusik, Jarvis Cocker, Ronnie Wood – of whom Big Brother’s Heidi Fleiss says... More »
Jonathan Ross's Turf Comic Book: Preview Pictures
Jonathan Ross is now a comic book writer. Any jokes? Well, no. Turf, by Jonathan Ross and Tommy Lee Edwards, is set in 21st Century Hampstead, where a man More »
Barack Obama Harks Monica Lewinsky In Khloe Kardashian's LA Lakers: In Pictures
All eyes on Barack Obama – including his own – as he met Khloe Kardashian and the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers. More »
In Pictures: Maccabees And Bombay Bicycle Club Play NME Awards Party
THE Maccabees performed at the NME Awards Nominations Party, at the Tabernacle centre in west London.... More »
Courtney Love Shops Miu Miu Barefoot: Pictures
THE tabloids love to gun for Courtney Love, whose crime appears to be having too white a skin tone, the Mail calls it a “ghoulish appearance”, being tall and gawky and possessed of a degenerate stately elegance... More »
Barack Obama Dazzles Himself In White House Narcissus Image
Barack Obama looks at himself in the mirror and he sees... More »
Save The Blobfish For Later, Say Scientists
The blobfish inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of the Australian mainland and Tasmania. Scientists warn that over-fishing by trawlers is threatening to make it extinct. More »
Virgin Mary Spotted Hiding In Bag Of Crisps
Jane Symington found the Virgin Mary in a bag of Lay's potato chips. More »
Nine Out Of Ten Cats Hate Exercise: Video
CATS. Exercise. Nine out of ten cats say exercsie is for losers. Video: More »
Brangelina: Angelina Jolie's 'Powerful New Man'
Brad Piit And Angelina Jolie are aover. or not. Ok, they're over-ish. But what can we expect to discover when they split? Anorak's Man in LA reports on a new man... More »
GlacierGate: The BBC Ignores Conflict Of Interest And Dr Pachauri's A Dead Man Walking
HOW typical it is for the BBC to enter the Glaciergate fray, giving a subtly distorted and one-sided account of events, without mentioning the "conflict of interest" issues that have been highlighted by this blog and subsequently by a number of MSM outlets... More »
Tiger Woods Presents The Best Golf Shot Ever
Tiger Woods teaches the world of golf that it needs to move with the times to keep its players and fans interested. Where are the walk-on girls, the novelty holes, the theme music... More »
Justin Dior Comb's 16th Birthday Party With P Diddy And Snooki: In Pictures
To Sean Diddy Combs’ son Justin Dior Comb's 16th Birthday Party at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York City, NY. Yeah, get a load of that name. No, Dior is the kind of nouveau-rap brand name we expect. Justin... More »
Tiger Woods: Emma Rotherham 'Deported' And Rachel Uchitel's Phone Call To Elin
TIGER Woods: Having introduced Emma Rotherham to the world beyond the 19th hole, an international battle is waged to claim ownership of Wood’s latest shag... More »
Susan Boyle's Cousin On Britain's Got Talent
Susam Boyle Watch: Anorak's at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news: She's back on Britain's Got Talent. More »
Doncaster Devil Boys: Thatcher's Mines, Blair's Iraq And Compensation
The Edlington Devil boys are still making news. Justice has been done and seen to be done – the boys will serve at least five years in an institution. But the tabloids and politicos want more: More »
Celebrity Big Brother: Vinnie Jones' Secret Knickers And Ladies Football
There are “PICTURES you WON’T believe”. Before we turn the page – brace yourselves – the Star says Vinnie has a “SECRET”... More »
Avatar: Innocence Dished Up The Ruthless Money Machine
Avatar. The irony in the Edene-heavy, eco-message as the stars zoom about the globe to champion the electronic marvel is not all. Boris Johnson, London Mayor, notices: More »
Wanted For Media Fun: 'Quirky' Depressed Teacher Who Left Vocation After Assault
"This is a really quirky one and may just be a case of 'if you know someone'. Trying to find a former teacher who left the profession because she... was assaulted by a pupil..." More »
Miss England Katrina Hodge Crowns The Taliban: In Photos
Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge is Miss England - will now slaughter the Taliban... More »
Lancashire Council Hunts The Cigarette Butt Dropper
Big local news in the Lancashire Evening Post – NW Daily Newspaper Website of the Year” – that Lancaster Council “is on the hunt” for a man who “allegedly dropped a cigarette butt in the city's Market Street”... More »
Bromsgrove Rumblings: Leader Of The Opposition Title To Be Abolished
THE seating affair at Bromsgrove Council rumbles on. Back in August the Conservative led Council refused to recognize their Labour opposite numbers as 'The Opposition' and asked them to... More »
Haiti Fashion Relief: Sarah Brown And Naomi Campbell Call For Victims To Smarten Up
Who needs women leaders of the free world when we can get Sarah Brown got pull on a smart business suit and plead with Sir Philip Green to airdrop Kate Moss on Haiti before the next news bulletin? More »
Great Tits Produce Better Sperm: National Geographic Now A Tabloid
Tits. Great tits. Sperm, Great sperm. Facts... More »