The Hope For Haiti Now Telethon LA: In Pictures
Anorak was there to watch the "Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief" in Los Angeles, California. We were there to see who gets sat by whom. Jennifer Aniston scored a seat by Daniel Craig... More »
Jean Simmons' Death Is A 'Demure' Media Cut And Paste Job
Jeans Simmons has died. Her amazing career in pictures is here. Madame Arcarti looks at the pap media treatment of a once great actress.... More »
Madonna Pays Homage To Susan Boyle's Pussy In Dolce And Gabbana Ads: Pictures
Having seen Madonna without make up and her own personal Jesus without his pants (NSFW), Madonna cuts a flawless figure in her latest adverts for Dolce & Gabbana... More »
British Crocodiles Recognise Names And Hold Conversations
Further proof that British crocodiles are a superior breed of mini-cab driver’s shoe in the Telegraph, wherein we learn that two "British crocodiles have been taught to recognise when a keeper calls their names”. More »
Victoria Beckham's Private Dick Keep Tabs On David in Milan: Pictures
Fresh from having had his genitals groped by Vinnie Jones impressionist Elena Di Cioccio, David Beckham was spotted in Milan with his wife, the ever fragrant Victoria Beckham. More »
Lynn Middlebrooks Geter 'Made' Son Kill Pet Hamster Over Bad Grades
Meet mum of the year contender Lynn Middlebrooks Geter, who as a punishment for her son getting bad grades forced the 12-year-old to kill his pet hamster with a hammer. More »
The Truth About The Edlington Devil Brothers: Vile Pictures
In Edlington, Doncaster, two brothers tortured two boys. They sexually abused them. One boy almost died. It’s a rare case. But can it be used as an emblem for a bigger debate. The voracious media and a complicit David Cameron get to work. More »
The Hania Synagogue Attack And Mahathir Mohamad Blames Jews For Avatar
In Crete, a synagogue in Hania is set on fire. Two British men are arrested. In Malasia, former premier Mahathir Mohamad blames Avatar on the Jews... More »
Ace Of Spades, Little Green Footballs And New York Times Bias
Thought for the day: liberal media bias does Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs... More »
Glacier Gate: Richard North Sees Rajendra Pachauri's Mob Contradict Themselves
Rajendra Pachauri and the IPCC are in the mire. thsoe melting glaciers will nto go away - literatlly. Richard North takes a look: More »
RIP Jean Simmons: A Life In Pictures
RIP Jean Simmons. Some fans wrote to you believing you were Gene Simmons. That was you... More »
Matt Baker: The Married Baptist Minister, The Choir Girl And Murder
PUT together a former Baptist Minsiter, one Matt Baker, the word Waco, a wife called Kari and the chjir director's daughter and you have a tabloid tale of lust. Add a murder and you have a tabloid tale to shock and grab headlines... More »
Forged Art Show At The Victoria & Albert: Simon Cowell's Covers Versions In Pictures
AT the Victoria and Albert Museum in London, you can see fake art works by 'Lowry' pastels, ‘Barbara Hepworth’ sculptures, paintings by Thomas Moran and graffiti artist Banksy, many by Shaun Greenhalgh from Bolton aka Vincent Van Greenhalgh... More »
The Casey Johnson Sex Tape, Not Starring Lindsay Lohan
Casey Johnson is dead. And her comes her posthumous sex tape. No, it don’t star Tila Tequila, the one woman content factory. It stars Johnson's ex, the Sado (Sons and daughters of) Courtenay Semel (daddy Terry is chairman of Yahoo!), once billed in the NoTW as a “stunning brunette” (see picture) who partook of “covert gay experiments” with Lindsay Lohan. More »
Housemates Pen The Big Brother Song: We Pray For Stephen Baldwin's Wrath
Bladwin gets to read. He also get to ask 50,000 people to pray for him. Pray for him to do what – endure? Shut up?... More »
Lisa Hayden-Johnson Jailed For Pretending Her Son Was Ill Enough To Meet Tony Blair
Lisa Hayden-Johnson has been jailed today for 39 months. Her crime was in pretending her son was severely ill to gain publicity and financial rewards. More »
Demi Moore For Helena Rubenstein: Before And After Pictures
Demi Moore advertises Helena Rubenstein’s scent, one spray of which tuned Demi Moore from hip-fit actress to a plastic-coated model with breasts you can rest your dry roasted nuts on, hair thicker than Sasha Grey’s pelt... More »
Break: Dirty Harry Meets Rainman
BREAK: Dirty Harry meets Rainman... More »
Noisy Sex Asbo Caroline Cartwright Sentenced
CAROLINE Cartwright Update: Noisy sex practitioner Caroline Cartwright was today handed a suspended sentence at Newcastle Crown Court... More »
David Hasselhoff Stars In The Hoff Reality TV Show: A Lock In
Good news is that with David Hasselhoff no longer a judge on America’s Got Talent, Piers Morgan fans will get to see more of their idol. And the even better news is that Hasselhoff will be starring in a reality TV show about his life... More »
Mariah Carey Swings For Her Umbrella: Pictures
Fresh from her outing at the Golden Globes, where husband Nick Cannon acted as her umbrella wallah, Mariah Carey strapped... More »
Germany Declares Obama Defeat 'The End Of Hope'
ONCE Barack Obama bestode Germany like a, well, Hitler with a dream. Now Germany now grieves for "the end of hope": More »
Barack Obama Is Britain's Top Choice To Be Stuck On a Desert Island With
Did you know that “over 40 percent of the British population would choose Barack Obama as their desert island companion? Perhaps to give them someone to feel better off than. More »