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21st, January 2010 Key Posts 8

Munir Haussain And Frances Inglis: Law, Rights, Wrongs And Justice

MUNIR Hussain is free. He badly beat a burglar Frances Inglis is jailed for life. She killed her son. He was painfully ill. We looks at the news and views in full... More »

21st, January 2010 In Pictures 1

Jedward - National TV Awards 2010

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21st, January 2010 Celebrities

Jedward And Vanilla Ice Perform At National TV Awards: Pictures

For those of unable to comprehend the limited scope of British telly, there was the National Television Awards last night, an AGM for mediocrity starring Jedward and Vanilla Ice. More »

21st, January 2010 Reviews

Glaciergate Exposed: The Western Plot To Melt The Himalayas And Keep India Down

From the Asian perspective – rightly of wrongly – global warming is seen as a mechanism being used by Western countries to hamper development, an interesting perspective as we see it from exactly the opposite stance... More »

21st, January 2010 Celebrities

Jane Goldman Gets Her Harold And Maude Car: Daily Mail Bashes Jonathan Ross

THE Daily Mail spots Jonathan Ross's wife Jane Goldmans' news car: a "rare Jaguar XK8 that looks like a hearse". Only... More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities

Cheryl Cole's Hugs And Jedward Present The National Television Awards Show In Pictures

After Katie Price led the arrivals, Anorak stayed around to watch the National Television Awards winners take their gongs – a metal sperm coiled around a lamb’s sweetbread... More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan Hired For Vienna's Opera Ball

To Austria in smart boots to see Richard Lugner whisk Lindsay Lohan to Vienna’s Opera Ball. That’s Lugner, 77, with his 20-year-old girlfriend, 16-year-old daughter Jacqueline and her 25-year-old boyfriend. Yeah, we thought that too - he’s too young for her. More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities

Katie Price Out Fronted By Debbie Rush At National Television Awards: In Pictures

After Christine Hendricks saw the Golden Globes renamed in her honour – The Christine Hendricks Golden Globes – we looked across the red rope for signs of who would be our stand-out star at the Britain’s National Television Awards 2010... More »

20th, January 2010 Reviews 1

The BBC Gets Children To Support Heated Debate On Man-Made Global Warming

BBC World Class and the British Council produced the climate change interactive project, which has a clickable map so that you can see what weather youngsters are experiencing in their area. More »

20th, January 2010 Politicians

Obama: The Second Best Downfall Video

Obama loses Massa... Musta... Mussy... Whatever. He lost it. Obams i snow Hitler - again. And appears in the second best Downfall video: More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities 1

Octomum's Flat Line-Free Stomach And Rubber Band Octo-Vagina

Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, is on the cover of Star magazine showing us her flat tummy and that after so many children she can wear a bikini without tucking her nipples into the waistband and padding out the backside with seven boxes on Tena Lady. More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities

Biffy Clyro Rock The House Of Commons: In Pictures

Biffy clyro rock XFM and the Houses of Parliament... More »

20th, January 2010 Reviews

Paul McKenna Thin Death Fail In Metro Newspaper

Paul McKenna can can "MAKE YOU THIN". So boasts the advert in London freesheet Metro... More »

20th, January 2010 Strange But True

Tanker Spills Gritty Shit Over A46 In Evesham

The A46 near Twyford Garage, Evesham was closed when a white Scania tanker carrying around 44 tonnes of liquid waste, crashed and shed its load... More »

20th, January 2010 In Pictures 1

Gary Barlow's Take That Wedding

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20th, January 2010 OK! 6

This Week In OK!: Gary Barlow's Wedding, Vinegar, Words And Pictues

In this week’s OK! – we read it so you don’t have to: we journey “INSIDE The Take That Star’s A-list Party". Yes, it’s Gary Barlow’s wedding to the lovely Dawn. More »

20th, January 2010 Reviews

General Election 2010: Vote Tory For A Police State

The Tories are all set for power at the General Election. But aside from ending Gordon Brown's stint as unelected leader, what does it mean? Anyone know? Old Holborn has a go at making sense of it: More »

20th, January 2010 Reviews

Global Warming Presents Nanooks: The Jet-Propelled Polar Bear

In Polar Bear Watch, Anorak brigns you the very best of polar bears making the news. We present the rocket-powered polar... Video... More »

20th, January 2010 Sports 1

Gillian Cooke's Squeaky Bum Bobsleigh Run: Pictures And Video:

As Gillian Cooke bent over to push the wheel-less shopping trolley down the ice, her Lycra romper suit split... More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities 2

Amy Winehouse Pleads Guilty To Panto Assault: In Pictures

Amy Winehouse was at Milton Keynes Magistrates Court to plead guilty to charges of common assault and disorder in connection with an incident at a Christmas pantomime More »

20th, January 2010 Sports 2

Tiger Woods' Empathy Letter To Elin Nordegren

Tiger Woods can’t have sex for 18 weeks. The number seems apt given the 18 holes on a golf course. The Sun delivers the fact and confirms that it has been minutes, possible tens of minutes, since Tiger Woods last had sex. More »

20th, January 2010 Strange But True

Video: Horny Goat Breaks Into Strip Club

A horned goat has entered the Lynx Gentlemen's Club in Coachella and ogled the strippers. (Insert pun here.) More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities 1

Heidi Montag's Massive Boobs Captured And Pictured

"SELF-obsessed starlet thing, Heidi Montag recently underwent multiple cosmetic surgical procedures and debuted her new look on the cover of People magazine. " Wanna see her boobs? More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities

Simon Fuller Creates Perez Hilton Boy Band Prop 8, Chapstick Homosexuals

With American Idol set to die the moment Simon Cowell hoists up his trousers to his chin and struts off to the X Factor, Simon Fuller plots what to do next? Perez Hilton wonders... More »

20th, January 2010 Celebrities

Prince William In Australia: Wills Pulls The Trigger And Girls Run

DAY 2 of Prince William’s tour of the Australian colony.... More »