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16th, January 2010 Celebrities

In Pictures: The 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards

IT was the 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium. We were there to see the liggers dream of working off another free lunch with short walk to the winners’ rostrum... More »

16th, January 2010 Celebrities

Celebrity Big Brother In Pictures: Katia Ivanova And Heidi Fleiss Leave Together

Celebrity Big Brother in pictures: Heidi Fleiss and alleged sex tape shagger Katia Ivanova are out of the house... More »

16th, January 2010 Celebrities

Tila Tequila Is Keeping Her Brother's Baby On EMT Media

Brilliant. Tila Tequila creates the story, feeds the media and then keeps it going with minimal effort, by way of Tweets. More »

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Madeleine McCann: The Dangers Of PR And Libel

FACT:The only person so far brought before the Beak in the mysterious case of the missing child Madeleine McCann is Goncalo Amaral the former chief investigating police officer. More »

15th, January 2010 Celebrities

In Pictures: Katie Price Does The Blonde Live Show

Katie Price is not on Celebrity Big Brother. Her current shag Alex Reid is, so too Dane Bowers, a man who turned Our Katie into a foot muff... More »

15th, January 2010 In Pictures

Taylor Momsen - Eyes And Thighs

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15th, January 2010 OK!

Taylor Momsen Is Thinking Of Haiti And Her Record: Pictures

Danny Glover knows Haiti is Gaia and not the work of Pat Robertson's God. But what does Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen think of the disaster? OK! manages to track down the starlet and ask her the question everyone has been aching to have answered?.. More »

15th, January 2010 Celebrities

Jersey Shore's Snooki Goes Looting With Kari Feinstein: In Pictures

Snooki is the star of MTV’s Jersey Shore, aka Jersey Whores, in which everyone gets a nickname that makes them sounds like an extra in a Fray Bentos commercial More »

15th, January 2010 Reviews

NDubz Promote Anti-Bullying With Death Threat To Young Mum

Our editor reminds us that Dappy and his NDubz good-deeders spent a part of November 2009 launching a new song to help promote anti bullying week with Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families Ed Balls MP... More »

15th, January 2010 Celebrities

Royal Heir Force: Prince William Gets His Wings, In Pictures

Take her up, Wills. How close we were to see the Prince of Wales present Prince William with his wings at a graduation ceremony at RAF Shawbury in Shropshire. More »

15th, January 2010 Strange But True

Turkish Scientist Mates Sheep With Man: Pictures

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15th, January 2010 Reviews

Haiti: Danny Glover Choses Gaia Over Pat Robertson's God And The Devil

What triggered the earthquake in Haiti: God or Gaia? Pat Robertson goes nutter-a-nutter with Danny Glover... More »

15th, January 2010 Celebrities

Teddy Pendergras: Transsexual Tenika Watson And Prejudice

Teddy Pendergras has died. But what of Tenika Watson, a transsexual drag performer born John Watson. Anorak's Man in LA writes... More »

15th, January 2010 Strange But True

Video: Police Use Riot Shields On Boars Hill

With the police to Boars Hill – oh, the irony – Oxford. That’s them using their riot shields and makeshift sledges. More »

15th, January 2010 Politicians

Barack Obama Appoints Shit Fun Chew To BBC Czar: Fact

The BBC loves Barack Obama. So much does it love Barack Obama that it brings Radio 4 listeners Obama's Babies - of which we are not all, yet: The blurb tells us... More »

15th, January 2010 Strange But True

Child Beer On Sale In India

"Child Beer" for sale in India. Beer made for children. Or beer made from children? Pity the priest who have to make do with wine... More »

15th, January 2010 Celebrities

In Pictures: Daisy Lowe For Swarovski, Tatski

We were there to see model and Sado (Sons and daughters of…) Daisy Lowe wearing items from her new jewellery collaboration, the Daisy Lowe for Swarovski Crystallized collection... More »

15th, January 2010 Key Posts

Madeleine McCann: Amaral 'Fala Com McCanns' And Ten More Years

Ten more years, gawping at Kate McCann, Amaral the panto baddie (boo- hiss - f*** off) and libel... More »

15th, January 2010 Reviews

Election 2010: On Pakis And Coun Benson

Hear the one about the Tory and the "Pakis"..? More »

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NDubz Singer Dappy Vows To Kill Chris Moyles Fan: BBC Rejoices

On the Chris Moyles BBC Radio 1 belch, N-Dubz’s frontman – Pob meets the Diddy Man – Dappy, aka Costas Dinos Contostavlos. Listener Chloe Moody sends in a text saying that Dappy is a “vile little boy with a hat". More »

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Susan Boyle In Airport Rampage

The tabloids have been waiting for Boyle to meltdown ever since she rose to fame. Not too long ago she was sucking her thumb for a laugh, but the tabloids cut the picture and showed us a woman in crisis... More »

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Celebrity Big Brother: Katia Ivanova's Sex Tape

Celebrity Big Brother: Katia Ivanova’s sex tape is out there. The Star says Katia “leapt into bed with randy DJ” and fish fancier Basshunter “for the TV cameras”. More »

14th, January 2010 OK!

Kelly Brook Gives Birth To A Pug-Ugly Child: Pictures

IN readiness for the Strictly Come Dancing tour, professional body model Kelly Brooke sheds a few words on OK!. And Kelly has given birth... More »

14th, January 2010 Reviews

Craig Brown Is Writing Under the Pen Name Jasper Gerard, Surely?

Jasper Gerard endures at the Telegraph, staying on as Craig Brown, the satirist, is booted out. Only, signs are that the men switched name badges. Is this the work of a parodist, or Gerard at The Fat Duck, Heston Blumenthal’s eat-in-lab? More »

14th, January 2010 Celebrities

How Fame Works: With Victoria Beckham's Natural Fake Breasts

The definition of irony is being updated with an examination of Vicky Beckham's chest... More »