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14th, January 2010 Strange But True

Woman Whose Noisy Sex Earned Her An Asbo Smothered By Pillow

“I agreed to move my headboard so it’s didn’t bang against her wall.” And then... More »

14th, January 2010 Celebrities

Celebrity Big Brother: Katie Price 'Needs' A Peter Andre

CELEBRITY Big Brother: Having heard that Alex Reid is not in it for fame (source: Alex Reid), Closer magazine says “pals” of Katie Price are urging her to “dump the fame-seeking cage-fighter”. More »

14th, January 2010 Celebrities 1

Celebrity Big Brother: Vinnie Jones MP And Alex Reid's 'Bitch' Katie Price

Alex Reid salvages himself, Katie Price is a "bitch" and vinnie Jones gets on his bike for £5m... More »

14th, January 2010 Sports

Liverpool Herald The Death Of Rafa Benitez In Empty Seats And 29 Pictures

Goodbye Rafa Benitez. You came. You saw the long, raking ball delivered from Steven Gerrard’s foot over the top to Fernando Torres. More »

14th, January 2010 Celebrities 1

In Pictures: All The Celebrity Liggers At Legally Blonde: The Musical

Wednesday night meant the gala night for Legally Blonde: The Musical, at the Savoy Theatre in central London. Which celebrity liggers were also there? They were More »

14th, January 2010 Celebrities

Mahiki Club Re-Opening, With X Factor's Archer And Jones, A Pair Of The Saturdays And Cheryl Cole's Mum

The re-opening of London’s Mahiki night club was a grand affair, featuring such starry stars as Cheryl Cole's mum... More »

14th, January 2010 Reviews

Haiti: Global Warming And The Devil

Hilary Clinton says the earthquake in Haiti is a “is biblical, the tragedy that continues to stalk Haiti and the Haitian people". Biblical tragedies were God’s doing, right? Some agree... More »

14th, January 2010 Reviews 3

Haiti In Pictures: Death By Numbers

An earthquake in Haiti. The Sun says “100,000 are dead”. That’s the “fear”. The Mail says “100,000” could be dead. Senator Youri Latortue says the “toll could rise as high as 500,000.” More »

14th, January 2010 Celebrities 1

Rihanna Naked And Arty For W Magazine: In Pictures

Rihanna is, like Tila Tequila (NSFW), a one-woman content factory. She does the music. She does the words. And she does her own pap shots... More »

14th, January 2010 Celebrities

Casey Johnson and Brittany Murphy: Dr Drew's 'Potentially Exploitation In Denial'

Dr Drew thinks it's so bad that the media talks on and on about celebrity death. Here he is on the telly talking about how awful it all is to go about dead celebs... More »

13th, January 2010 The Consumer

Children Trained To Spot Jihadis And Use XRay Security Check Points: Pictures

The Playmobil Security Check Point will train your child to become a boarder guard of the future - or work out how to dodge the system and board a flight carrying a ton of cocaine. It's hours and hours and hours of fun - and that's just waiting in line to pass through the machine More »

13th, January 2010 Reviews

Rod Liddle To Edit A Free Indepedent Newspaper, If Facebook Allows It

The Facebook campaign against Rod Liddle's rumoured appointment-to-be as the next editor of the Independent amuses me... More »

13th, January 2010 Reviews 1

The Beaver Magazine Becomes Canada's History Of Porn Mags

Fans of The Beaver magazine will have to get this thrills elsewhere as Canada's second-oldest magazine changes its name because its unintended sexual undertones... More »

13th, January 2010 Strange But True

On The New James Bond Film Set In Poole, Dorset: Pictures

Meet Angie and Simon Mullane at their house in Poole, Dorset. The couple spent four months and about £3,000 transforming their home into a James Bond film set... More »

13th, January 2010 Key Posts 3

In Pictures: Cristiano Ronaldo's Armani Adverts

Cristiano Ronaldo is the star of the new Armani ads... More »

13th, January 2010 Celebrities 1

American Idol: Victoria Beckham Fails Her Audition

Vicky’s job was simple: make whoever followed her look good (Ellen Degeneres), bang on about what a dry sense of humour she has (break out the KY) and see if anyone licks her head... More »

13th, January 2010 Technology

The Dot Me Replaced The Dot Yu: Chuckle Brothers Storm Montenegro

The dot-ME top level domain replaced the dot-YU (Yugoslavia) domain previously used... More »

13th, January 2010 Strange But True

A Video Of Someone Having Glasses Tattooed On His Face

Here's a video of someone having glasses tattooed on his face. Yeah, he sleeps with his eyes open... More »

13th, January 2010 Celebrities

Celebrity Big Brother: Alex Reid's Top Five Quotes

Top five Alex Reid Quotes of Celebrity Big Brother 2010 (in no particular order of bollocks)... More »

13th, January 2010 Strange But True

Take Care When Using Guns At A Drugged Out Sex Orgy

Bruce Lavallee-Davidson, an organic farmer from Skowhegan, is in a Portland, Oregon court, telling one and all about a deadly orgy at his home dungeon... More »

13th, January 2010 Politicians 1

Chilcott Inquiry: Alistair Campbell's 'Lies' On 45

Says Al: “I don’t worry about headlines. I never did.” Matt Buck looks at Al's other jokes... More »

13th, January 2010 Reviews 3

Daily Mail Slams Swine Flu Scare Story It Scared Us With

A brief history of swine flu - as told by the Daily Wail... More »

13th, January 2010 The Consumer

In Pictures: The 2010 International Auto Show, Detroit

The 2010 International Auto Show, Detroit, MI, in pictures: big is better. Slap the word “hybrid” on the side if it makes you feel good. But big cars are in... More »

13th, January 2010 Celebrities 18

Cheryl Cole Soaps Up For 'Sick' Ashley Cole

“Last night, he ran me a bath, made me a cup of tea, and got my razor and shaving foam for me. He’s just ace".... More »

13th, January 2010 Sports

Manchester United Remembered: Busby Babe Albert Scanlon's Funeral

Some things transcend football club loyalty. Not many. Football fans are a dedicated lot. All of English football does not win when a club side takes the European Cup... More »