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“I agreed to move my headboard so it’s didn’t bang against her wall.” And then... More »
“I agreed to move my headboard so it’s didn’t bang against her wall.” And then... More »
CELEBRITY Big Brother: Having heard that Alex Reid is not in it for fame (source: Alex Reid), Closer magazine says “pals” of Katie Price are urging her to “dump the fame-seeking cage-fighter”. More »
Alex Reid salvages himself, Katie Price is a "bitch" and vinnie Jones gets on his bike for £5m... More »
Goodbye Rafa Benitez. You came. You saw the long, raking ball delivered from Steven Gerrard’s foot over the top to Fernando Torres. More »
Wednesday night meant the gala night for Legally Blonde: The Musical, at the Savoy Theatre in central London. Which celebrity liggers were also there? They were More »
The re-opening of London’s Mahiki night club was a grand affair, featuring such starry stars as Cheryl Cole's mum... More »
Hilary Clinton says the earthquake in Haiti is a “is biblical, the tragedy that continues to stalk Haiti and the Haitian people". Biblical tragedies were God’s doing, right? Some agree... More »
An earthquake in Haiti. The Sun says “100,000 are dead”. That’s the “fear”. The Mail says “100,000” could be dead. Senator Youri Latortue says the “toll could rise as high as 500,000.” More »
Rihanna is, like Tila Tequila (NSFW), a one-woman content factory. She does the music. She does the words. And she does her own pap shots... More »
Dr Drew thinks it's so bad that the media talks on and on about celebrity death. Here he is on the telly talking about how awful it all is to go about dead celebs... More »
The Playmobil Security Check Point will train your child to become a boarder guard of the future - or work out how to dodge the system and board a flight carrying a ton of cocaine. It's hours and hours and hours of fun - and that's just waiting in line to pass through the machine More »
The Facebook campaign against Rod Liddle's rumoured appointment-to-be as the next editor of the Independent amuses me... More »
Fans of The Beaver magazine will have to get this thrills elsewhere as Canada's second-oldest magazine changes its name because its unintended sexual undertones... More »
Meet Angie and Simon Mullane at their house in Poole, Dorset. The couple spent four months and about £3,000 transforming their home into a James Bond film set... More »
Cristiano Ronaldo is the star of the new Armani ads... More »
Vicky’s job was simple: make whoever followed her look good (Ellen Degeneres), bang on about what a dry sense of humour she has (break out the KY) and see if anyone licks her head... More »
The dot-ME top level domain replaced the dot-YU (Yugoslavia) domain previously used... More »
Here's a video of someone having glasses tattooed on his face. Yeah, he sleeps with his eyes open... More »
Top five Alex Reid Quotes of Celebrity Big Brother 2010 (in no particular order of bollocks)... More »
Bruce Lavallee-Davidson, an organic farmer from Skowhegan, is in a Portland, Oregon court, telling one and all about a deadly orgy at his home dungeon... More »
Says Al: “I don’t worry about headlines. I never did.” Matt Buck looks at Al's other jokes... More »
A brief history of swine flu - as told by the Daily Wail... More »
The 2010 International Auto Show, Detroit, MI, in pictures: big is better. Slap the word “hybrid” on the side if it makes you feel good. But big cars are in... More »
“Last night, he ran me a bath, made me a cup of tea, and got my razor and shaving foam for me. He’s just ace".... More »
Some things transcend football club loyalty. Not many. Football fans are a dedicated lot. All of English football does not win when a club side takes the European Cup... More »