13th, January 2010
Key Posts
3 SUICIDE bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife... Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement. More »
13th, January 2010
Key Posts
In this week’s National Enquirer, readers are invited to play a game: “WHO’LL DIE NEXT!” Brian Reade can join in... More »
13th, January 2010
Strange But True
"I admit I did find it a bit strange that I got no reply to my emails to the model when I found out I had won but on the auction site there was an address and a date for the night of passion so I thought she was just trying to set a mood of mystery for the night..." More »
Woman picks up eldely passenger in novel way... More »
13th, January 2010
Strange But True
Paul Kulniszewski of Lockport, NY, has found Jesus hanging from a Crucifix in his orange. Also, he notices the image of the Virgin Mother just below. More »
13th, January 2010
Celebrities
1 Celebrity Big Brother: AFTER the sex and the non-sex and the SEX, the Daily Star brings news of a Celebrity Big Brother betting fix. There is always a betting fix on Big Brother. More »
13th, January 2010
Strange But True
5 “He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window..." More »
13th, January 2010
Reviews
Global warming is making it less snowy. It's the climate not the weather. Richard North looks at the latest attempts to tell us that the settled science is right and you, freezing cold readers, are wrong.. More »
13th, January 2010
Celebrities
Darren will not appear on Britain’s Got Talent. Darren’s handlers are of the mind that his performing before sarky Simon Cowell, inflated Piers Morgan and eyebrow wrangler Amanda Holden could be bad for his health. More »
13th, January 2010
Celebrities
2 THERE'S been no word on the condition or whereabouts of obese, slovenly, alcoholic, heroin- and cocaine-addict comic Artie Lange since he was released from the hospital last week after attempting suicide with nine stabs of a 13-inch Wolfgang Puck kitchen knife.. More »
This is not a good battlefield for the McCanns. The Portuguese are only 30 years from one of the world's most cruel dictatorships and are paranoid about free speech. Libels trial are notorious for going wrong... More »
13th, January 2010
Key Posts
30 Maddie 'died' in the family apartment; Maddy was lying on a hillside, Kate McCann's "agony" and Amaral's wearing a diamond earring... More »
"This year the amount of fish we have caught has been very good. We get about 150 kilograms to 200 and even 300 kilograms, depending on how.." More »
Anyone seen the ‘Ningen’ (Japanese for humans) sea creatures in the Antarctic? More »
12th, January 2010
Sports
Sol Campbell is back at Arsenal. More »
12th, January 2010
Reviews
When Anorak brought you the news that Myleene Klass had used a knife in her kitchen, we wondered how it could tie in with the other big news: grit. And then McGuffin got to thinking... More »
Vinnie Jones tax bill and football... More »
12th, January 2010
Sports
Tiger Woods is the driving force of Unfaithful... More »
12th, January 2010
Hello!
That's former Spice Girl Mel B sat beside a swimming pool and Jacuzzi combo in Hello!... More »
Lawyer Jose Magalhaes e Menezes tells the court in the Goncalo Amaral libel trial of a report signed by Tavares De Almeida that said Madeleine McCann had died in the family’s apartment... More »
12th, January 2010
Key Posts
6 Islam 4UK forced to live in Tube tunnels with RMT and other Tube staff... More »
12th, January 2010
Reviews
2 Sacare Stories of the day: Anorak's look at how the media is killing you off today... Norway's time hole, carbon monoxide poisoning, David Cameron drowns and killer toys... More »
12th, January 2010
Celebrities
The inside story of Hannah Waterman and Ricky Groves... More »
Dermot O’Leary – presenter of the X Factor, literally – is looking to front an election special on BBC3. And signs are that O’Leary might have adopted a deft touch in irony: More »
12th, January 2010
Celebrities
1 CASEY Johnson is dead. Her death not only gave us the first Twitter Coma but introduced one woman content factory Tila Tequila to the great unwashed. It also pricked our memories of Simon Cowell’s old associate and reality telly fodder Jasmine Lennard... More »
