12th, January 2010
Celebrities
Lady GaGa In Madonna Swearing Shocker
More evidence that Lady GaGa is Madonna’s Camel – an amalgam of all Madge’s tricks and spits formed by committee... More »
12th, January 2010
Celebrities
12th, January 2010
Strange But True
1 Jesus Spotted In Naan Bread
Jesus is in a naan. There he is in plumber David Howlett naan, as served at India Dining in Esher, Surrey... More »
12th, January 2010
Strange But True
1 Man Holds Up Petrol Station With Plastic Bag
In Labrador, on Australia’s Gold Coast, a robber is holding up a BP service station. He is wearing a disguise of a plastic bag. The plastic bag is transparent... More »
12th, January 2010
Celebrities
1 Gordon Ramsay's Alleged Mistress Sarah Symonds Pitches 'Mistresses Of The Rich & Famous' TV Show
What links Tiger Woods, to Gordon Ramsay (allegedly)? Why, a TV show featuring women who claims to have shagged one of them in an extra-maritial capacity. More »
12th, January 2010
Key Posts
10 Madeleine McCann: Coronation Street's Simon Missing And Amaral's Trial
In Portugal, Kate and Gerry McCann’s legal action against Goncalo Amaral will last three days. As the disappearance of an innocent child became a form of entertainment, a brand... More »
12th, January 2010
Celebrities
1 Celebrity Big Brother: Ivanova's Sex Games, Hannah Kamelmacher And Ronnie Wood Dream Dates Heather Mills
Ronnie Wood's new young Russian at the snooker as Katia traps Basshunter in a 'sex game' - Heather Mills dances on... More »
12th, January 2010
Reviews
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The Avatar Suicides
Ever since I went to see Avatar I have been depressed. Watching the... More »
11th, January 2010
Reviews
Giles Coren Gets Hot And Bothered About Global Warming
Giles Coren hates global warming jokes that are making him hit the Caps Lock key.. More »
11th, January 2010
Politicians
No Proof Iris Robinson's Lover A Teenage Lesbian Nun: Song
Robinson's DUP party are believed to be sad and at the same time more relieved than a middle aged lesbian at a Paul Hardcastle convention that Irish Robinson chose to shag a 19-year-old man and not a woman of any age, especially a Papist nun. More »
11th, January 2010
Technology
Porn And The Internet: By Numbers
What on the world wide porn today, Sparky? Here... More »
11th, January 2010
Celebrities
Suri Cruise Creates New Brother From Car Parts
Suri Cruise has taken delivery of a replica of an Indy race car worth $30,000. Yep, we thought that too: how’s she gonna drive in it those heels? More »
11th, January 2010
Celebrities
Celebrity Big Brother: Alex Reid's Ferrero Rocher Moments Without Katie Price
"I tried to talk him out of it. But that's what he wanted to be when he was just 14. It's a shame" - What's that then? More »
11th, January 2010
Sports
Michael Essien Arrives To Save Africa Cup Of Nations
Horror at the Africa Cup of Nations is replaced by feeling of hope in the Mail which leads with the headline... More »
11th, January 2010
Celebrities
Channel 4 Advertises For Willing Knife Crime Murder Victim
Are you dying? Do you have nothing to lose apart from the last remaining shred of dignity the hospital treatment affords you? Well, Fulcrum TV want you for a new telly show. More »
11th, January 2010
Celebrities
Popstar To Operastar: Knives, Myleene Klass, Marsh, Sodomy And Meatloaf
Popstar To Operastar is the telly whos that will feature not only Katherine Jenkins giving full chest to an aria in a low-cut dress, but also Kym Marsh little Jimmy Osmond, Marcella Detriot, Bernie Nolan, Danny Jones (McFly) and Vanessa White... More »
11th, January 2010
Celebrities
Celebrity Big Brother: Katia Ivanova's Old Man Sex Orgy In Pictures
Celebrity Big Brother offers you the chance to vote out Heidi Fleiss, Katia Ivanova or Lady Sovereign. More »
11th, January 2010
Strange But True
South African Crime Baron 'Fat' Murphy Is Hermaphrodite Called Hilary
Fadwaan Murphy is Fat Murphy Murphy, an alleged drugs dealer. He is also a hermaphrodite named Hilary. The truth came out a few weeks back when Murphy was being searched during a raid at his home in Kuils River, on south Africa’s Western Cape. He was patted down. And his strap-on penis fell off... More »
11th, January 2010
Money
7 London Property Floats On £1m Houseboat: In Pictures
A sign that property prices remain reassuringly high is the £1,000,000, 3 bed boat for sale by London’s Cadogan Pier... More »
11th, January 2010
Celebrities
Amy Winehouse And Mitch To Record Musical?
Mitch Winehouse is the Kelly Osbourne to Amy’s Ozzy. Look out for Mitch writing a column in Closer magazine, hoofing it on a pro-celeb dance show and losing weight... More »
11th, January 2010
Politicians
4 Iris Robinson Inspired By Simon and Garfunkel
In Northern Ireland good news is that the stories of dour men and bombs and proclamations and more dour men in beige car coats has been broken by the tale of Iris Robinson's affair with a teenager... More »
11th, January 2010
Key Posts
3 The Fight At Mayday Hospital, Croydon: Video
At Mayday Hospital in Croydon, two locals going at it "toe to toe on the cobbles". Teeth out! Round 1... More »
11th, January 2010
Key Posts
9 Madeleine McCann: More Speculation, Children for Sale And Joana Cipriano
Madeleine McCann - Leonor and uncle Joao Cipriano, child killers, and the McCanns back for Amaral's libel trial... More »
11th, January 2010
Reviews
4 New York's No Pants Subway Ride: In Pictures And Misunderstandings
Saturday 10th January was “NO Trousers On The Tube” day in New York City. Only it wasn’t. More »
10th, January 2010
Reviews
Anjem Coudary's Islam4UK Cancels Wootton Bassett Walkabout
News is that would-be panto villain Anjem Choudary will not lead his Muslim group Islam4UK through the town of Wootton Bassett... More »
10th, January 2010
Celebrities
Snooki's 'Fist Pumping' Gig: In Pictures
Relity TV strumpet Snooki costs more. For $10k you get a decent show... More »
