6th, January 2010
Celebrities
Casey Johnson has died and her former lover Tila Tequila, a reality TV star, having twittered her lover's coma now uses her Twitter page to share her private moments with the dead soclaite. No, it's not a sex tape... More »
6th, January 2010
Reviews
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab is the subject of Pravda article by a Hans Vogel. And it’s brilliant, in which Mr Hot-Pants 2009 is an endangered polar bear on a plane. Alone. Now read on… More »
Someone called Patrick Aufdenkamp (yeah, really - would you make it up) has, according to a source speaking to Us Magazine, been accused of stealing Lindsay Lohan's fashion line. More »
6th, January 2010
Celebrities
Shane MacGowan of the Pogues would like you to that he stays awake for a week at a time... More »
Are you ready to see why a vote for Zac Goldsmith is a vote for,well, dunno really... More »
The Ady Gil boat, property of anti-whaling group Sea Shepherd, has been sliced in half, a victim of remenewable green energies. And it's not in the least -he-he - bit funny... More »
6th, January 2010
Celebrities
9 To the National Portrait Gallery to gaze upon the first painted double-portrait of Prince William and Prince Harry, by artist Nicky Philipps. Wills is armed... More »
Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt have issued a letter attacking Gordon Brown. More »
6th, January 2010
Strange But True
The War on Terror is not all about journanalists trying to smuggle explosives and cans of perfume onboard aircraft. Sometimes the police stick explosive onboard to to check how crap they are at finding them. the Japanese give their tourists free drugs - the Slovaks hand out explosives. And lose them... More »
6th, January 2010
Politicians
It's not only Gordon Brown who’s Mr Bean but so too Spain’s EU President. As Barcepundit says, the Spanish EU presidency website was ‘hacked’... More »
6th, January 2010
Celebrities
Amy Winehsoue story of the day is in the Star, wherein readers learn that the sometime singer is “addicted to sexy knickers”... More »
6th, January 2010
Celebrities
4 Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are holidaying on The Isle Of White, twinned with Greenland... More »
6th, January 2010
Reviews
Big news is that it’s snowing. Naked Rihanna knows it's snowing. Big Brother too. “SNOW CHAOS,” screams the Express. “BRRRRRITAIN!” shivers the Mirror. “WE’LL COPE,” vows the Blitzkrieg Mail. “ICE AGE,” says the Star... More »
6th, January 2010
Celebrities
Is Peaches Geldof finally carving out a niche for herself in the world of showbiz? More »
In Detroit, destination of hot-pants enthusiast Umar Abdulmutallab, about 15 Arab-American students at Edsel Ford High School are wearing an T-shirt designed to cause offence... More »
News reaches us of the Liberal Muslim Network - a group who won't be drowned out by the media's obsession with giving too much truck to bearded loons better suited to screaming at pigeons in the shopping precinct.... More »
5th, January 2010
Technology
1 Wednesday January 6th 2010 is YouTube Porn Day, as decreed by 4chan. The account of a Lukeywes1234 has been suspended by YouTube, and in response 4chan members will hit the online video compiler with loadsa porn... More »
Our Maddie is huge in Ireland... More »
5th, January 2010
Celebrities
Lady Gaga is the subject of Bluewater’s free comic in its new Fame series... More »
5th, January 2010
Celebrities
Jones is Jake Noble, a Bond-like spy partnered with two daughters from different mothers... More »
Wootton Bassett twinneed with Luton FC... More »
5th, January 2010
Celebrities
On Big Brother, Katie Price is asking Alex Reid and Dane Bowers questions Katie Price favourite subject: Katie Price... More »
5th, January 2010
Reviews
1. Nothing turns you off food faster than having a loved one die. If mum won’t die for you then remind her that it is her hips you are carrying about. The heartless bitch... More »
5th, January 2010
Strange But True
According to Sky News, in Taiwan, a new species of crab that “looks like a strawberry has been discovered”... More »
