Barack Obama Is 'Murdered' In Jimmy Carter's Home Town
The Barack Obama Death Cult moves to Plains, Georgia, where a likeness of Obama is hanging by a noose... More »
The Barack Obama Death Cult moves to Plains, Georgia, where a likeness of Obama is hanging by a noose... More »
The Power beat the Wizard, despite the winner “looking sick as a chip in cold fat”... More »
New York City is teaching its non-smoking citizens how to relax by shooting up heroin... More »
Shocks upon shocks as Bowers and Reid face off and Katie Price pops up... More »
In January 2009, Bono, the U2 frontman, Mr G9, wrote an OpEd for the New York Times that we believed to be a parody. He's back... More »
What a fitting way to end the last Big Brother, with eveyone dead and impaled on one another? It's the next logical step... More »
UMAR Farouk Abdulmutallab wears hotpants and tries to sets fire to his genitals in a bid to shag loadsa virgins in paradise and bring down a passenger jet. Abdulmutallab, a man banned from entering Britain, puts a device in his Liverpool FC knickers and at Heathrow, Islamists – that’s you – are permitted only one hand luggage item. Do you follow? More »
Because Man United were playing at home on the telly and Leeds scored in the middle of first half lots, it meant lots of Man U fans between sanwhiches and trips to the club shops saw the goal - save for a few thousand who left early to miss the rush back to London... More »
News is that Leicestershire Police files on the hunt for Madeleine McCann will only be made public when anyone involved in her alleged kidnapping is brought to justice... More »
The Atlantic's Jeff Goldberg's RSS feed laments the death of Iran's Moussavi - he was run over and then shot - and salutes the satnav... More »
Happy Vagina Coroner to you. Or as you say in Sweden, slidkrans. Vaginal Coroner replaces the world 'hymen' (mödomshinna), as in "What time is hymen - I'm famished?" More »
Sarah Palin, Rahm Emanuel, Anderson Cooper, Cheryl Cole, Mrs Stephen Fry, Michael Bay and Chuck Norris introduce the Top Fake Twitter accounts of 2009... More »
Via Harry, Irshad Manji writes about Switzerland's bigoted moves against Islam and free will... More »
Manchester United thrash Wigan Athletic 5-0 in the Premier League and we are reminded once more that the division is not the best league in the world – it just features a few sides that are much better than the rest. More »
News of Vinnie Jones going into the Big Brother house encouraged us look back over his career. The man whose contribution to football is so great that he is most famous for using his hands (just like Thierry Henry and Maradona) More »
The New Year is nigh and that means the season of Celebrity Big Brother, serving as a reminder that the EU Celebrity Mountain has not claimed all our stars and that Vinnie Jones is at large... More »
Already this month, we have been told that Kerry is not going on Big Brother, and that Kerry has a “stalker”. It’s terrifying for Our Kerry... More »
Brooke Hogan is daughter to neon-topped wrestler Hulk Hogan. Hollywood Tuna has pictures of reality TV star Brooke and her day’s lover in Miami... More »
Portsmouth Football Club was "shocked and surprised" by the winding-up petition by HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) against the club but less so by being beaten 4-1 by Arsenal in the Premier League. More »
Would the people who "stole" the Baby Jesus, Mary, the two-foot tall plaster cast figures of a shepherd, angel, sheep and donkey from Clitheroe's nativity display please return them. More »
In “I cut off my toe to get feet like Cheryl Cole” Now magazine looks at “the model's pursuit for perfection”... More »
Thanks to Susan Boyle, who “broke the grip of this sneering world” Emma Chawner is OK. She’s on Lorraine Kelly’s Big Challenge, a TV show win which the fat are brought down to size, literally buy a faux folksy TV presenter with a heart of gold and firm thighs... More »