28th, December 2009
Key Posts
8 Craig Lynch, 28, is keeping his 248 Facebook friends up to speed on all the news about his life on the run. If he can pad out his day and write well enough there’s a book in it. For now his bon mots encompass his views on life... More »
28th, December 2009
Politicians
Cops should have left um alone for 5 more minutes and they would have been on their way. You aint gonna stop heing and sheing... More »
28th, December 2009
Celebrities
Jack is the Guardian’s “club promoter” pleading not guilty to two counts of rape related to an alleged attack on young woman in his London home, and the Star’s “troubled playboy” giving his dear old mum a card to deliver to Jade Goody’s resting place on Christmas Day... More »
28th, December 2009
Reviews
4 Umar Abdulmutallab – hereon known as Umab (hey, if it worked for Jedward and SuBo…) is part of a big network of Islamist bombers who will kill you all. The Sun says there are 25 of them at work... More »
28th, December 2009
Celebrities
1 Katie Price is “set to star” in The Apprentice, the show that’s made Sir Alan Sugar’s pointy finger a thing of entertainment... More »
28th, December 2009
Reviews
All the news on Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab... More »
28th, December 2009
Reviews
Does global warming - or at least the Government's half-cocked approach to greener energies - contribute to fuel poverty? Is global warming making you cold? More »
28th, December 2009
Politicians
72 Kennedy is dead and in remembering the work of a career drinker, philanderer and rich liberal the starstruck nodding heads of the mainstream media try not to mention Mary Jo Kopechne... More »
27th, December 2009
Key Posts
1 Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, Ivana Trump and now another man has been ordered from plane. He’s Nigerian. He’s on Northwest Airlines flight 253 – the route that Abdulmutallab flew in his hot pants on Christmas Day. More »
27th, December 2009
Reviews
2 Climate change can be blamed for just about anyting - including the shrinking of Lake Chad. Problem is that climate change isn't to blame for Lake Chad's palsied condition. More »
27th, December 2009
Politicians
1 The use of “first” to describe everything about the US Presidency is very needy and smacks of marketing department insecurity... More »
27th, December 2009
Celebrities
Just as you’re getting to grips with Abdul Farouk Umar Abdulmutallab we get news that racial profiling air misadventure is not all that easy as Ivana Trump is kicked off a plane... More »
It's kinky. It's Essex at low tide... More »
Last week, Arsenal rediscovered the fighting spirit against Hull that saw them win titles. Against Villa it was back... More »
27th, December 2009
Celebrities
5 Having spotted Jade Goody’s mum Jackiey Budden by her daughter’s grave for a tabloid Christmas special, the Sunday Mirror hears from Jade Goody’s husband Jeff Brazier. It is: "Our Christmas without Jade"... More »
27th, December 2009
Key Posts
1 Susan Boyle is in an “intruder alert”. It is thought the intruder is recovering in rehab. But what of The People’s front-page horror story? More »
27th, December 2009
Strange But True
The Taliban have released a training video that features children using rockets to bring down a plane... More »
27th, December 2009
Reviews
5 Not only does “God Hates Fags”, “God Not Keen On Heath Ledger” but now He wants to tell us how much he hates – HATES! – “proud whore” Lady GaGa... More »
26th, December 2009
Reviews
6 Mr Mutallab seems to have tried to murder hundreds of people by setting fire to his leg... More »
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini gestures on the touchline…for a taxi. How long will Mancini be in Manchester? Well, that depends when Man United want him... More »
26th, December 2009
Celebrities
3 Brittany Murphy is dead. She died the bathroom. The actress has been buried. And the media is still tying to bury her husband Simon Monjack... More »
26th, December 2009
Celebrities
Celebrity Big Brother: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at CBB in the news: Ronnie Wood's dead wood Ekaterina Ivanova, Kerry Katona denies and Boy George's "sex den"... More »
26th, December 2009
Key Posts
1 While we wonder who is going to appear on Celebrity Big Brother, we get to wonder about who is going on the Big Brother show proper, which starts next summer for the final time. The Daily Mail delivers the front-page screamer... More »
