23rd, December 2009
OK!
Peter Andre is on the cover of this week’s OK! and he’s pulling a cracker. Ho-ho. No, Peter isn’t with an insignificant other. Peter is pulling a cracker – a silver one More »
23rd, December 2009
Strange But True
1 Jeus Christ is a banana. Lisa Swinton has seen the face of Jesus on her banana. Says she... More »
23rd, December 2009
Celebrities
More Dancing On Ice news as the Daily Star delivers “MACCA V MUCCA – Couple go to war on telly dance show” More »
RIP Albert Scanlon. The Manchester United winger, a 'Busby Babe' who survived the Munich air disaster in 1958, died. He was 74... More »
23rd, December 2009
Madeleine McCann
1 The media was attracted not to the story but to the people involved: middle class, photogenic, erudite professionals. And it helps that Our Maddie is blonde... More »
23rd, December 2009
Sports
5 Who is the Premier League manager caught “visiting hookers in a seedy brothel”? More »
23rd, December 2009
Politicians
The Barack Obama Death Cult introduces the Michelle Obama Death Threat, brought to you by Kristy Lee Roshia... More »
23rd, December 2009
Celebrities
Brittany Murphy has died and the papers are filling in the space between news of what drugs were or were not in her system by destroying Simon Monjack, her grieving husband.. More »
22nd, December 2009
Celebrities
Want to know what the FBI thought of Michael Joseph Jackson? The FBI has released the files on the dead singer. Well, those files it wants you to see. More »
Answering the question 'What's more wooden than the cast of Hollyoaks?' are the KCAL-TV and KTLA TV stations. Anork's Man in LA tells us: More »
22nd, December 2009
Celebrities
35 Brittany Murphy has passed away. The talented actress died age 32. The coroner reports that Murphy died of “natural causes”. End of story. A sad end. Right. Right? It’s only just beginning. The media gets to work on speculating: More »
22nd, December 2009
Celebrities
1 Danniella Westbrook (I'm a Celebrity; Get Me Out of Here!) landing face first in a rink of powdered white crystals... More »
22nd, December 2009
Key Posts
1 Golf should ask not what Woods can do for it but what it can do for Woods. Time to make golf more attractive to Woods. Time to give back... More »
22nd, December 2009
Hello!
While you weren’t watching Strictly Come Dancing, the BBC’ pro-am dance bore-fest, Ali Bastian (celeb/dancer) and Brian Fortuna (dancer/celeb) fell head over heels in love. Says Hello!... More »
It is a celebrity truism that the celerity chooses the baby name that best reflects not their child but themselves. So here in Hello! we get to pat the More »
22nd, December 2009
Hello!
Paris says her home is “like Fort Knox”. Given the amount of gold and shiny surfaces, we’d say that Fort Knox is like Paris Hilton’s home, or at least it was before the recession hit.... More »
For decades the purpose of Stonehenge has been debated. Was it a starter home for a Welsh holiday makers that never got finished? Is it a club venue for hippies? Does... More »
22nd, December 2009
Reviews
3 Liz Jones wants Mail readers to know that this Christmas it could be worse: you could be Liz Jones or spending your Christmas with Liz Jones. More »
22nd, December 2009
Strange But True
When kangaroo meets goose there can be only one winner... More »
In Copenhagen, the climate change protest is joined by that master of human freedom fidel Castro. After Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Robert Mugabe and Sudan's Nazis, here's Fidel - he ofd the "dictatorial style of government and ruthless suppression of opposition"... More »
The key difference between the US and the rest of the world is that Barack Obama can stick his face in the middle of a bunch of toothy children and escape universal ridicule... More »
Brittany Murphy’s death is grist for the hack’s pap mill. But the pick of the bunch so far must be Zoe Griffin, the former Daily Mirror gossip writer, who Twitters... More »
22nd, December 2009
Reviews
AA Gill pips Jan Moir, Carole Malone and Perez Hilton to win the Stupidest Journalist Award of 2009... More »
22nd, December 2009
Celebrities
Peter Andre and Katie Price: The fight between Alex Reid and Peter Andre is on! It’s Fanny v Tranny. Dane Bowers is in it too. The Star has news on Celebrity Big Brother... More »
