20th, December 2009
Celebrities
1 News is that Peter Andre will “star” in Celebrity Big Brother. It will take £500,000 to have Peter Andre locked in a sealed unit in Elstree for a couple of months. More »
20th, December 2009
Celebrities
1 Sarah Jessica Parker’s new perfume smells of…BO... More »
19th, December 2009
Celebrities
"A few drinks later, we're having photos taken and Katie begins posing provocatively on the floor as if she's on a calendar shoot. Lily Allen looks..." More »
19th, December 2009
Reviews
Arsenal beat Hull 3-0 and all is right with the world of Arsene Wenger. Arsenal remembered how you win the Premier League... More »
19th, December 2009
Celebrities
5 X Factor winner Joe McElderry was meant to be the answer to the pub question: Who was the toothy singer who won the X Factor because no-one minded him too much? But things have changed... More »
In the Mail's PC gone mad rant, readers learn of a Midlands Taliban banning tinsel. In our midst, man mullahs are killing out Great British tinsel... More »
Fulham 3 – Manchester United 0: in pictures. Fulham fans enjoy your moment. There is only F in Fulham. And three goals in United’s net.... More »
19th, December 2009
Strange But True
1 THE celebrity calf in Urs Herrmann’s Cheiry farm Switzerland, has three nostrils. No names for the beast yet, but we suggest Kerry, Lindsay or Wino. If a celebrity could be... More »
19th, December 2009
The Consumer
3 Pauline Burgess, aged 53, of Cotswold Road, Malvern, is “disgusted to discover that toy mice she bought for her pet cat were made of real cat hair.” More »
19th, December 2009
Celebrities
7 What news of X Factor runner-up Olly Murs? Last seen being deported to a silo in Belgium – the EU Celebrity mountain - in vacuum packed snow globe? More »
19th, December 2009
Strange But True
Christmas is all about controversy and fighting. This is the true nativity spirit. Get a load of Santa, lying dead in a California garden. He creeps into your bedroom at night, kids. He had it coming. More »
19th, December 2009
Sports
8 The notion that masculinity and athletic prowess are somehow at odds with same-sex preference is quaint to say the least, but the old-school double standards rears its head... More »
19th, December 2009
Celebrities
10 Joe McElderry of Simon Cowell’s X Factory Pop Machine takes on Rage Against The Machine for the fight to be this year’s novelty Christmas No.1. And the Sun leads with: “JOE RAGE” More »
19th, December 2009
Sports
Accused of being a adulterer. Tiger Woods now appears as aman who can dish it but can't take it. Anorak's Man in LA has a question for you - it might not be that tricky to answer... More »
19th, December 2009
Reviews
Frozen -faced US politico Pelosi flies into Copenhagen - aka Hopenheagen. Barack Obama zooms out. Gordon Brown is trapped. And the heating world is covered in...snow: More »
The infamous sign “Arbeit macht frei”, that mocking symbol over the gates to the Auschwitz death factory has been stolen. The Times speculates on who could have done it. More »
18th, December 2009
Celebrities
5 Lily Allen performs at Brixton Academy, London. For all the pressure to buy Joe McElderry or Rage Against The Machine and make one of them a novelty Christmas No.1... More »
Farewell, Sir Terry Wogan. You leave BBC Radio 2 after your final breakfast show... More »
Shane Oldroyd, 27, of Ossett, is not to be admired. Shane needed to get home. Shane had no money. Shane stole a single-decker Arriva bus from Wakefield bus station. More »
In the skies over Moscow, Richard Heene's Trivial Pursuit cheese is hovering. Local media says it's a space ship... More »
18th, December 2009
Reviews
To Copenhagen, where the climate talks that gave us 15 days to save the world from global warming have worked. It’s freezing! More »
So why did Younes Kaboul leave Spurs for Portsmouth and not to Sunderland? More »
IAN Kay from Kays Daries in Wigan is the Milkman of the Year. Ian will feature on a live BBC-filmed extravaganza tonight as... More »
18th, December 2009
Celebrities
Zack de la Rocha would have been bigger than Jedward... More »
