17th, December 2009
Strange But True
2 How To Behave When Stopped By The Police: A Guide
When stopped by the police do not remain calm. Scream and rant and rave and create a huge scene. Here's go... More »
17th, December 2009
Strange But True
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17th, December 2009
Celebrities
The Avatar Premiere Los Angeles With The Self-Entitled James Cameron And Leona Lewis: In Pictures
To the Avatar premiere in Los Angeles, and time to recall the words of the film’s director James Cameron, currently jetting round the world to promote his electronic marvel... More »
17th, December 2009
Sports
Tiger Woods: A Dirty Habit, Cartoons And Sex
Tiger Woods: What next for Tiger Woods. After the car crash we wondered if Woods was alright. After the women, we wondered if they were a bit of alright? More »
17th, December 2009
Reviews
Apology Of the Year: The Sun's Polish Hair Straightener Sex
Time to award an Anorak to the Sun for winning Apology of the Year 2009 for this story about Poles, sex and hair straighteners... More »
17th, December 2009
Reviews
2 BBC Readers Vote 'Yes' To Execute Gays In Uganda And Britain
On The BBC Have Your Say website the locals are discusing the execution of homosexuals in Uganda and Britain. And all for it... More »
17th, December 2009
Reviews
Global Warming Kills Woman In A Car
A woman has died because the green light obscured the green light... More »
17th, December 2009
Celebrities
Peaches Geldof Nearly 'Dies' In Car Crash, So She Says On Twitter
Breaks off to Peaches Geldof who has Twittered the first celebrity car crash. Peaches is on her way to Disney World when she nearly "dies" on the road... More »
17th, December 2009
Celebrities
Tiger Woods And Jessica Simpson Together In Pictures
Tiger Woods: Still no public denial from Katie Price, Susan Boyle and the Surbiton Women’s Institute Golf Squad but Jessica Simpson has denied being with Tiger Woods... More »
17th, December 2009
Strange But True
Brazilian Boy Turned Into Human Voodoo Doll: X Ray
The X Ray is of the insides of a Brazilian toddler with as many as 40 sewing needles inside him. More »
17th, December 2009
Reviews
The Daily Mail Makes Nonsense Of Common Sense
The Mail's common sense is, of course, characteristically skewed. Unsurprisingly, it's the subject of cultural sensitivity around which the Mail's common sense framework becomes most subjective.... More »
16th, December 2009
Reviews
1 Barry George Wins Libel Case Against Sun And News of The World
Barry George has won his libel trial. MacGuffin observes: More »
16th, December 2009
Reviews
Tiger Woods: Jessica Simpson Denies, Still No Word From Susan Boyle
Tiger Woods: Where parody leads, truth follows as Jessica Simpson publicly denies shagging Tiger Woods. More »
16th, December 2009
Sports
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Tiger Woods: Finally Woods Speaks: Video
Before Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Holly Sampson, Cori Rist, Josyln James and Theresa Rogers, Tiger Woods went on the telly to say how much his family meant to him. Video... More »
16th, December 2009
Celebrities
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Nicole Kidman Dresses As Adam Ant At Nine Premiere New York: In Pictures
With Nicole Kidman’s Adam Ant Tribute to the New York premiere of 'Nine' at the Ziegfeld Theatre. Or was it a Pete Doherty memorial? Or is Nicole Kidman face frozen after that tongue sandwhich? More »
16th, December 2009
Celebrities
Tiger Woods: Another Woman Denies Sex With Tiger, No Word From Katie Price, Susan Boyle And Jennifer Anston
Tiger Woods: Still no word from Katie Price, nor Jodie Marsh to go on the record to say they have not had sex with Tiger Woods. Others we've not heard from... More »
16th, December 2009
Celebrities
X Factor Winner Joe McElderry, Aka Joenas McElderry, Goes Does Celebrity Big Brother: In Pictures
While Olly Murs and Stacey Solomon were being vacuum packed and flown off to a silo in Belgium, Joe McElderry was singing CDs of his debut single The Climb at the HMV store on King Street More »
16th, December 2009
Strange But True
Disabled Driver Given Ticket For Showing Traffic Warden Disabled Badge
71-year-old Alfred Turley is being asked to produce his blue badge at a parking office in West Bromwich in order to have a ticket voided. What happens next..? More »
16th, December 2009
Celebrities
The X Factor Does Gastwick In Photos: Stacey Solomon And Olly Murs Are Trapped In A Snow Globe
This is what happens to X Factor losers - they are placed in plastic bubbles and encouraged to sing until the oxygen of publicity runs out. They are then deported to a silo in Belgium... More »
16th, December 2009
Politicians
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Parliament Goes On Holiday As The Earth Burns
So important are the talks on climate change in Copenhagen that Parliament will not sit next week when the results are known... More »
16th, December 2009
Celebrities
In Pictures: Sean Diddy Combs Meets P Diddy At Madame Tussauds
The P Diddy likeness is eerie.... More »
16th, December 2009
Strange But True
Jesus Shroud Found In Jersusalem's Field of Blood
A shrouded body of a man from the time of Jesus is found in the Field of Blood cemetery. Who could it be? More »
16th, December 2009
Strange But True
2 Olympian Elizabeth Poblete Gives Birth During Weightlifting Session
Any golfers aiming to be the female Tiger Woods take note: Chilean Olympic weightlifter Elizabeth Poblete, 22, gave birth during a training session. No, it wasn’t to prove how tough she was. Poblete didn’t know she was pregnant. More »
16th, December 2009
Reviews
1 In Pictures: Nursey Paedo Vanessa George And A Media Campaign
The Sun says the sentence for George is “just seven years”. The Express agrees that it is “just 7 years”. But it’s not just seven years.... More »
16th, December 2009
Key Posts
4 Tiger Woods And Theresa Rogers' Lips In Photos: Woods Puts Family First 'Always'
Woods is damned by an interview recorded 10 days before ring-waiting Elin used her Kobe grip on his glass screen. The interviewer asked: “Family first and golf second – always been that way?” Woods fell... More »
