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14th, December 2009 Sports 1

The Real Reason Tiger Woods Quit Golf

Anorak's Man in LA uncovers the real reaon Tiger Woods has turned his back on golf... More »

13th, December 2009 Key Posts

In Pictures: Ryan Giggs Beats Tiger Woods To Win BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2009

In the Sports Personality Award of the Year little stock is placed on the winner’s personality. Personality is BBC for “unisex” and “celebrity”... More »

13th, December 2009 Celebrities 1

Lindsay Lohan Accused Of Using Twitter To Deceive Over Role In Saving 40 Indian Children

Lindsay Lohan is in India for a BBC3 documentary on child trafficking. Earlier she told us that she had saved 40 children in a single da. Only she didn't Well, not in person. More »

13th, December 2009 Celebrities

X Factor Final Live Blog: Joe McElderry Wins, Olly Murs Lose Gracefully

The X Factor is over... More »

13th, December 2009 Key Posts 2

In Pictures: Singer Silvio Berlusconi Punched In The Face By Massimo Tartaglia

First Leona Lewis and now former cruise ship singer Silvio Berlusconi has been punched in the face. Time to protect our entertainers! More »

13th, December 2009 Sports

In Pictures: Liverpool 1 Arsenal 2, Premier League

We've got the pictures of the game as it happens. The season is - oh, shock of shocks - interesting. But wait a moment... More »

13th, December 2009 Reviews 7

Harrow Mosque Protest: Fascists And Anti-Fascist Fascists Collide

Outside Harrow mosque in north-west London, a protest is being enacted by supporters of SIOE (Stop Islamisation of Europe). They begin to taunt a rival demo buy “anti fascists” outside the Harrow Mosque... More »

13th, December 2009 Politicians 4

Gordon Brown Does Benny Hill In Afghanistan: In Pictures

Last week we looked on with no little smirking as David Cameron did an impression of Walter Softie, from The Beano. More »

13th, December 2009 Sports

Tiger Woods Puns And Newspaper Front Pages: Gallery

Anorak’s Man In The Newsagents has compiled a collection of puns for your perusal... More »

13th, December 2009 Celebrities 2

X Factor: Cheryl Cole Wants A Baby In May And Might Have One By Christmas

Cheryl is calling Anorak’s Celebrity Baby Ordering And Star Treatment Service (BOAST). And the media is lapping up the PR-driven X Factor new that now takes in Cheryl Cole’s ovaries... More »

13th, December 2009 Reviews

Copenhagen Summit Warming Riot: Green Shirts Joined By Black Puffas

1,000 climate protestors arrested in Copenhagen as new breed to Gaia vigilantes hit the streets... More »

13th, December 2009 Celebrities

In Pictures: Pamela Anderson Vibrates, Vivienne Westwood's Elizabeth I Impression And Charlie Brooker Goes Native At British Comedy Awards 2009

The British Comedy Awards 2009 in words and pictures... More »

13th, December 2009 Madeleine McCann 6

Madeleine McCann: Gawping At Kate McCann In Praia Da Luz

Who's looking for Our Maddie as the media stare at the parents..? More »

13th, December 2009 Key Posts 4

Tiger Woods Threesome Pictures: Jamie Jungers, Janine Jungers Woods And Tiger's Dying Father

Tiger Woods: "Star bedded Janine Jungers as father lay dying in hospital… TREACHEROUS Tiger Woods romped with a mistress in his marital bed on the night his beloved father died..." More »

13th, December 2009 Sports

Tiger Woods: More Golfers Emroiled In Sex Scandal

The best Tiger Woods puns... More »

12th, December 2009 Celebrities

Will Smith And The Smithios Do The Nobel Peace Prize, In Pictures

At the Nobel Peace Prize concert Natasha Bedingfield was followed on stage – and how to follow her? – by actor Will Smith, his wife actress Jada Pinkett Smith and the Performing Smithios - Willow Smith and Jaden Smith. More »

12th, December 2009 Celebrities

X Factor: Stacey Solomon In Pictures

Stacey is hard not to like. She has the aura of familiarity. We've seen her before. But where? Why, here. It't the Stacey Solomon look alike gallery... More »

12th, December 2009 Celebrities 3

X Factor Live Final Blog: Stacey Solomon Is Out

X FACTOR live blog: Joe McElderry, Olly Murs and Stacey Solomon are until Monday the Future Of Pop Music. Highlights of the night are... More »

12th, December 2009 Sports

Premier League In Pictures: Spurs 0 - Wolves 1

Tottenham Hotspur 0 - Wolverhampton Wanderers 1. Spurs are one of the few things that can be relied upon in the Premier League to do exactly what you expect them to do. More »

12th, December 2009 Celebrities 4

Cheryl Cole Is Proud Of Alexandra Burke's Miming

Alexandra Burke graduates to the Cheryl Cole school of mime... More »

12th, December 2009 Reviews 1

Climate Gate: How To Make Your Own Hockey Stick, A Guide

IN "Fables of the Reconstruction (Or, How to Make Your Own Hockey Stick)", Anorak's Man in the Mid-West Hockey Belt enters the lab and produces a Climate Gate 'How To'. Please pardon the departure from the usual Iowahawk bill of fare. Pardon... More »

12th, December 2009 Sports

Premier League In Pictures: Chelsea 3 - Everton 3

Time for Abramovich to sack him? Maybe. But fist let’s try Chelsea Plan A: spend loadsa money... More »

12th, December 2009 Reviews

Photographer Arrested For Taking Photographs

To a mall in Charleston, West Virginia, where freelance photographer Scott Rensberger says that when he shot some pictures of a child on Santa's lap, his days took a turn for the worse... More »

12th, December 2009 Sports 1

Tiger Woods And The Women: Tiger Blames Golf For Cheating On His Wife

Tiger Woods: Golf was to blame for all of it. doubt that? Then your doubt the Times, which leads with... More »

12th, December 2009 Celebrities

X Factor: Stacey Solomon Is Covered In Cheese

X Factor: You can buy the Stacey Special Pizza at Papa Johns in Essex. Stacey is covered in toppings.. More »