12th, December 2009
The Consumer
Burger King's Shower Girl Admits That It's Breakfast Meal Is For W*ankers
Burger King's Show Girl seduces onanists and other meat fanciers to the shop... More »
12th, December 2009
The Consumer
12th, December 2009
Strange But True
London Undergound Announcer Tells Passengers To Commit Suicide
A LONDON Underground worker is advising passengers, sorry, customers to shoot themselves. No need to head to Stockwell Tube and hope that the police shoot you. Or wait to be pushed under a train. Just do it yourself. Minimise the risk of failure... More »
12th, December 2009
Reviews
2
Climate Change: Professor Stephen Schneider's Inconvenient Questions
Here's how you win the debate on man-made global warming... More »
12th, December 2009
Reviews
1
Martin Cohen Explains What Drives People to Believe In The Climate Change Scare
Do you believe in climate change? Do you seek to covert non believers by tales of hell and abused children? Martin Cohen, editor of The Philosopher, explains... More »
12th, December 2009
Celebrities
They All Look Like Jedward: A Picture Special
If you can’t see Jedward, then you can see their look alikes. Here’s the gallery... More »
12th, December 2009
Celebrities
2 X Factor: Stacey Solomon Gets Cabbaged And Joe McElderry Pulls
X FACTOR Watch: It’s the final weekend of the X Factor. Who wins: Disney character Joe McElderry, hyperventilating Stacey Solomon or twitchy itchy dancer Olly Murs, the man whose name is contagious – literally? Look out for Olly’s impression of David Brent in a lift... More »
12th, December 2009
Sports
Tiger Woods Turns To The New Age, James Arthur Ray's Sweat Lodge On Standby
Tiger Woods has been writing on his website. In “Tiger Woods taking hiatus from golf By Tiger Woods”, Tiger Woods says... More »
12th, December 2009
Celebrities
X Factor: Spice Girl Mel B Replaces Dannii Minogue
And the winner of X Factor 2010 is.... More »
12th, December 2009
Reviews
Madeleine McCann: Kate And Gerry McCann Return To The Ocean Club, Praia Da Luz
Madeleine McCann is back on the front pages. The agony goes on... More »
11th, December 2009
Key Posts
Tiger Woods: After The Other 10 Alleged Golf Fans, Meet Loredana Jolie, In Pictures
Tiger Woods: Happy Hollywood hooker enabler Michelle Braun says Tiger Woods invested $60,000 on four caddies in one year... More »
11th, December 2009
Politicians
Dublin Green Paul Gogarty Tells Labour Party To Feck Off: Video
Paul Gogarty, a Green Party politico who represents Dublin Mid West, would like to apologise in the Dáil for telling Labour TD Emmet Stagg "fuck you" during a debate on the Social Welfare Bill. More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
Lord Monckton Calls Climate Campaigning Green Shirts The Hitler Youth
From Copenhagen, Lord Monkton, a climate sceptic and a Conservative peer, tells a group of climate protestors that they are like the Hitler Youth... More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
4 While You Were Watching Madeleine McCann, Serena Wylde Was Charged In Praia da Luz
While you were reading about Madeleine McCann, another Briton, Serena Wylde, was facing a prison sentence for goings on in Praia da Luz. More »
11th, December 2009
Key Posts
4 Tiger Woods: Jamie Jungers Dishes The Dirt On Sex With A Golfer, In Pictures
TIGER Woods: Jaimee Jungers (Waitress No.2) is talking to the media about Tiger Woods and golf. Because golf is boring, we’ve edited out those bits and just skip straight to the sex... More »
11th, December 2009
Strange But True
Man Reports Theft Of Drug Collection
In Holland a man has complained to the police that his collection of ecstasy pills has been stolen... More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
Copenhagen Summit Relocates Fiji
You'd think that with the world obsessed with geography – traditionally a dossy subject at school – hacks like Johann Hari would have some background knowledge for Copenhagen Climate Summit fans. But no... More »
11th, December 2009
Celebrities
Scarlett Johansson's View From The Bride: In Pictures
Johansson reprises the role performed by Brittany Murphy in 1997... More »
11th, December 2009
Celebrities
X Factor: X Factor Ice Lollies Go On Sale
X FACTOR photocall of the day invited us to feast our eyes upon the Ice Sculpture of the X Factor judges unveiled at St Pancras International, London. More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
Crown Princess Victoria Presents The Nobel Laureate Banquet, In Pictures
All that peace giving sure works up an appetite. Having handed Barack Obama his award for bringing Peace to the world (see war in Afghanistan), the alluring Crown Princess Victoria triggered the bun fight at Stockholm Town Hall. More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
1
Ice Bear Project Slides Into Traflagar Sqaure, In Photos
So there we were stood in the cold when sculptor Mark Coreth arrived in Trafalgar Square sat on top of his life-sized 'Ice Bear'... More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
5
Tabloid Hysteria Over Climate Change And More Dead Trees
The tabloids use no facts to fight the factless science - it's a battle of wills... More »
11th, December 2009
Politicians
Will Smith And Wyclef Jean See Obama Receive Peace Prize Lunch: In Pictures
Having brought the world peace a mere nine days after committing more bags of flour and bang bang sticks to the war in Afghanistan, President Barack Obama accepted his noel Peace prize before such men of Peace as US actor Will Smith. More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
Nazi Sudan Alikens Global Warming To Nazis
Global warming matters in enlightened Sudan, where it’s up there with genocide and World War II. Sudan is ready to take up the mantle of human rights and got forward with the Green Shirts... More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
Climate Change Hits London In Time for 'Winter'
On a clear day you can see the planes leaving for Copenhagen... More »
11th, December 2009
Reviews
3
In New York Cop Killing Is All Part Of The Holiday Fun
Tourists thrilled at New York murder More »
