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10th, December 2009 Reviews 3

Tiger Woods Sex Scandal Linked To Leading UK MP

With Katie Price yet to deny sleeping with the golfer, we read sensational news... More »

10th, December 2009 Money 3

Tories Rejoice At 'Agent' Alistair Darling's Fine Work

Tory agent Alistair Darling puts final nail in Labour Government's coffin... More »

10th, December 2009 Celebrities 2

X Factor: Dirty Joe McElderry And Stacey Solomon Duets With Amy Winehouse

What do you get if your cross the X Factor singers with Amy Winehouse? More »

10th, December 2009 Celebrities 1

X Factor: Joe McElderry's Secret Pictures, Tiger Woods And Katie Price

Is this when we learn that Joe McElderry, for it is he, is addicted to pitch and putt and hear from a lap dancer who says that the singer kept a poster of Tiger Woods over his bed? The Mirror has news... More »

10th, December 2009 Reviews 4

Climate Gate Fail: Fox News Does The Maths

Want to know the science on global warming. Want the facts and figures. Read on... More »

10th, December 2009 Celebrities

Nine Premiere LA In Pictures: Presented By Nicole Kidman's Tongue

The Los Angeles Premiere of the film NINE took in the magical otherworldly moment when line-free and tall Nicole Kidman stood in the middle of pneumatic Penelope Cruz and Black Eyed Peas main warbler Stacy Ferguson More »

10th, December 2009 The Consumer

The British Fashion Awards: In Pictures

To the British Fashion Awards at London’s Royal Courts of Justice, London. We watched and knitted as the accused passed us by. They came to be tried for crimes against fashion and fat. More »

10th, December 2009 Reviews 4

Emmerdale In Dubbing Scandal: Going Down Dale

After the crabs and the sex, Emmerdale goes too, too far... More »

10th, December 2009 Key Posts 4

Tiger Woods: Rachel Uchitel's OK! Interview In Full, And Pictures

On the cover of OK!, Rachel Uchitel is billed as “TIGER WOODS’ RACHEL UCHITEL". This is "‘MY SIDE OF THE STORY'". Read on... More »

10th, December 2009 Celebrities 7

Ekaterina Ivanova And Ronnie Wood: A Romance In Pictures

Adieu Ekaterina Ivanova, now Ronnie Wood’s ex lover. After allegedly being choked by a Rolling Stone, you Ekateina are free to do wonderful things, like, perhaps, sell your story to the tabloids, train as cosmonaut or date Mick Jagger. More »

9th, December 2009 Strange But True

Barack Obama Spotted Over Norway As A Blue Halo Of Light

A Blue light is seen over Norway. And instantly it is loaded with meaning... More »

9th, December 2009 Key Posts

Tiger Woods Releases New Adverts: In Pictures

“The winners are those who act quickly, make the right decisions and execute them flawlessly.” Just like Tiger Woods. Those Woods ads in full... More »

9th, December 2009 Celebrities 1

St Trinian's 2 - The Legend of Fritton's Gold Premiere, In Pictures

Paloma Faith is dressed as a packet of Chewits as befitting her status as an international model of mystery as she arrived at the UK premiere of St Trinian's 2 - The Legend of Fritton's Gold (plot spoiler: suspenders and sauce in colour)... More »

9th, December 2009 Reviews

Tiger Woods Is The 'Most Boring' Man I Ever Met Behind The Gold Plated Door

"...the most boring celebrity I ever interviewed. I should not be surprised, the connection between a VIP host and a louche celebrity, remains typically Vegas, even if for Woods, Vegas turns out to be only one geographic stop of globetrotting infidelity..." More »

9th, December 2009 Reviews

Madeleine McCann: Raymond Hewlett's Death Bed Confession

Madeleine McCann - waiting for the truth to happen... More »

9th, December 2009 The Consumer

The Margaret Thatcher NUT Cracker, In Pictures

This Christmas why not get the Margaret Thatcher nut cracker. Or is that NUT cracker? More »

9th, December 2009 Reviews 1

Tiger Woods: A Desperate Call For Privacy From The Man Who Made Money From Being A Role Model

TIGER Woods’ plea for privacy and his attempt to divert attention from himself to the tabloids have backfired. A pompous and otherworldly Woods wants us to see the “tabloid scrutiny” and sympathise with him. Not a chance... More »

9th, December 2009 Strange But True 1

Jesus Bleeds In A Banana

In New Zealand a banana is displaying sings of stigmata – it is the Jesus banana. Jesus is found in almost anything. And here is the divine force in Caleb Cleland’s fruit. More »

9th, December 2009 Reviews

Obama's Tree Of Lights Signals To Copenhagen

Obama turns on the big electric tree - a beacon for help - and a man starves for Gaia... More »

9th, December 2009 Celebrities 1

In Pictures: Sophia Hyatt, Sarah Jessica Parker And Hugh Grant At The Morgans Premiere

Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lix hurley and Sophis Hyatt encounter Old Mr Anorak at the Did You Hear About The Morgans? premiere... More »

9th, December 2009 Reviews 1

Tiger Woods: The Truth About Those Secret Subscription Sex Pills

Newspapers debate Tiger Woods' sex pills allegation among themselves and arrive at a conclusion... More »

9th, December 2009 Celebrities 7

Susan Boyle Behaves Like A Cat For Spinster Elaine Paige

SUSAN Boyle: The destruction of Susan Boyle moves on as Susan behaves “oddly” and “erratically” as she records I Dreamed A Dream: The Susan Boyle Story for TV... More »

9th, December 2009 Reviews

Want To See Pictures Of Young And Innocent Katy Perry?

My, hasn't Katy Perry grown. Pass the buterscotch... More »

9th, December 2009 Sports 1

Tiger Woods: Milf Linked To Woods And Barbro Holmberg In Pictures

Tiger Woods: Another day and with it another Tiger Woods woman (all pictures here): meet Barbro Holmberg. Babs is 57, blonde and is pictured lying down on a mobile be More »

9th, December 2009 Celebrities 1

X Factor: Danyl Johnson And Lucie Jones Together, In Pictures

Danyl Johnson and Lucie Jones... togeher....in public...in pictures... More »