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4th, December 2009 Celebrities

Sarah Ferguson Laughs It Up At The Young Victoria Permiere, In Pictures

SARAH Ferguson is at the US premiere of the film 'Young Victoria', California. Ferguson helped to produce the film in her new role as female version of Prince Edward... More »

4th, December 2009 Strange But True 1

Prisoner Loses Five-Inch Blade Up Anus

To Merced County Main Jail, where Rance Johnson is having a five-inch long homemade knife surgically removed from his interior... More »

4th, December 2009 Reviews

Al Gore Runs From Copenhagen Leaving Brown To Face Climate Gate Protesters

As Gordon Brown prepares to swap hot air in Copenhagen, Al Gore goes missing... More »

4th, December 2009 Strange But True

Jesus Appears On An Egg Shell In Texas

In Burleson, grandly billed as a “city, 13 miles south of Fort Worth” a Christian god has appeared on the top of a hen’s egg... More »

4th, December 2009 Flashback

I'm A Celebrity: Jimmy White's Career In Pictures

Jimmy White was not always the I’m A Celebrity gonad muncher, a man officially more popular than Colon and Just-in, the market traders from EastEnders and a Hollyoaks actor. Jimmy White was once the world’s greatest snooker player... More »

4th, December 2009 In Pictures

Jimmy White's Sublime Career

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Paris Hilton New Perfume Lures Men To Their Deaths

Paris Hilton's new perfume - Siren - comes with a sensational free gift... More »

4th, December 2009 Money 1

City Traders And Newspapers Headlines Both Deal In Fantasy

How newspapers misrepresent the City's failures and are no more in touch with realit than a derivative... More »

4th, December 2009 Reviews 1

British Sailors Arrive Back From Iran, In Pictures

Four of the five British sailors arrested in Iran - Luke Porter, Sam Usher, Oliver Young and Oliver Smith – have arrived back in Blighty. More »

4th, December 2009 Celebrities

I'm A Celebrity Star In Death Horror

The hideous truth about I'm A Celebrity... More »

4th, December 2009 Key Posts

Tiger Woods' Sex Videos And the American Footballer's Wife

Tiger Woods and the women: Anorak’s at a glance look at Tiger Woods in the news: with a sex video, another Grubb, George Clooney, another woman and the Church of Tiger's closure... More »

4th, December 2009 Celebrities

In Pictures: X Factor's Olly Murs, Stacey Solomon, Joe McElderry And Danyl Johnson In Secret London Gig

ANORAK’S woman with a pass was in Soho, London, to see the X-Factor finalists Olly Murs, Joe McElderry, Stacey Solomon and Danyl Johnson performing at the gig billed as “secret”... More »

4th, December 2009 Sports

Football: The Miss Of The Century, With Harrow's Rocky Baptiste

When the mighty Harrow Borough beat Waltham Abbey 5-3 it was terrific. It could have been different... More »

4th, December 2009 Celebrities

Nicole Kidman's Balloon And An Inflated Penelope Cruz Present The Nine Premiere In Photos

It was an odd mix of talent at Nine - Dame Judi Dench, Daniel Day Lewis, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman (they say she keeps a balloon on a stick in a secret loft), Kate Hudson and the people who the producers need to fill the cheap seats... More »

3rd, December 2009 In Pictures

Alan Sugar Career

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3rd, December 2009 Key Posts

Tiger Woods' Sex Text Messages To Uchitel And Grubbs To Be Published In Tao Of Tiger Book?

Tiger Woods’ women are evidence of why they build golf courses in Las Vegas: sex. More »

3rd, December 2009 The Consumer 1

The Chanel Shanghai Coolie Fashion Show, In Pictures

In Shanghai there a Chanel Fashion show going on. The catwalk is erected in front of the Pudong panorama. China is keen to do business with the inscrutable – sorry - the excruciating Karl Lagarfeld... More »

3rd, December 2009 Celebrities

Celebrity Hanky User Ronnie Wood Arrested Over Domestic Incident

ROLLING Wood has been arrested “on suspicion of assault in connection with a domestic incident." Indeed, such a humble thing to be pinched for... More »

3rd, December 2009 Reviews 5

Church Peadophile Is Too Fat For Prison, Remains At Large

John William McConaghy, from Urbal Road, Dervock, County Antrim, is found guilty of indecent assaulting a child from when she was 10 until when she as 18. Want to know his punishment? More »

3rd, December 2009 Strange But True 1

Gazing At The Virgin Mary Of Knock Can Turn You Blind

So bright is the light of the Virgin Mary at the shine of Knock in County Mayo that pilgrims are at the risk of going blind... More »

3rd, December 2009 Sports 1

Amir Khan V 'Borat' Dmitry Salita: In Pictures

"That beautiful WBA belt belongs to me," says Salita, who has never lost in 32 fights. Paul Berger, Anorak’s original Man in New York, has more... More »

3rd, December 2009 Reviews

Daily Express Interrupts News Of Madeleine McCann And Princess Diana To Bemoan BBC Repeats

THE Daily Express leads with news that "CHRISTMAS TV IS 600 HOURS OF REPEATS." Is that all? Of course if the Daily Express operated a TV station it would be a loop of repeats of Pricness Diana broken up by ad breaks for hardcore porn. MacGuffin investigates: More »

3rd, December 2009 The Consumer 1

Fifty Women Strip In London For Gaia Cellulite Awareness: In Pictures

Anroak was in London’s South Molton Street today and happened upon 50 models (each counted by hand) wearing their knickers and bras in the rain... More »

3rd, December 2009 Reviews

Girl Branded Britain's 'Laziest Teenager' Says Tabloid Report Was 'Rubbish'

HOW journalism works – I Am Britain’s Laziest Teenager: the story of Shereen Johnson, who claims to have responded to an adverts in a magazine and then found herself branded a feckless sponger in the national press... More »

3rd, December 2009 Flashback

A History Of The Fifa World Cup In Pictures

It's Countdown to Crapello - a look at the history of the World Cup in some truly fantastic pictures... More »