1st, December 2009
Celebrities
3 X Factor: JLS Met Sick Kids And Arsenal, In Pictures
Today JLS appeared on the Rays of Sunshine Ward at King's College Hospital, south London. The pictures are here... More »
1st, December 2009
Celebrities
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1st, December 2009
Celebrities
Ashlee Simpson-Wenzt In Her Chicago Broadway Debut, In Pictures
Destiny's Child star Michelle Williams, Denise Van Outen, Claire Sweeney, Jill Halfpenny from EastEnders, Aoife Mulholland, a finalist from the BBC reality TV show How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?, Melanie Griffith, Kelly Osbourne and many more have appeared in Chicago the musical. Now it's Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's turn... More »
1st, December 2009
Money
Boders Closes Down And Trashes Gift Vouchers
Borders turns its customers into losers by rebranding them "unsecured creditors"... More »
1st, December 2009
Reviews
London Shop Harrods Unveils New Chritmas Tribute To Princess Diana
New tribute to Princess Diana opened in London corner shop... More »
1st, December 2009
Celebrities
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Susan Boyle Dances A Highland Fling for Tiger Woods, In Pictures
Susan Boyle is linked to Tiger Woods dances for your mirth... More »
1st, December 2009
Reviews
4 Scare Stories: Killer Spanish Eggs Poison Britons
Dirty, scrounging, come-over-here-and-work-on-the-cheap foreign eggs. Then poisin us! More »
1st, December 2009
Reviews
Roman Polanski Still Not Allowed To Escape Switzerland
It's not easy being a photographer staking out Roman Polanski at his chalet 'Milky Way' in Gstaad, Switzerland... More »
1st, December 2009
Strange But True
2 Italian Police Crash Lamborghini And Make Roads Safer
The Italian police operate a patrol car. Well, they did. They now operate a tow-truck on which a broken Lamborghinis car sits... More »
1st, December 2009
Reviews
2 Iran Parades Seized British Sailors In 'Catwalk Show'
Sam Usher, Olly Smith, Luke Porter, Oliver Young and Dave Bloomer are being held in Iran after their yacht on is way from Bahrain to Dubai strayed into Iranian waters. The news round-up... More »
1st, December 2009
Celebrities
Pete Doherty Brings Salutes For Germany's Nazi Era
Pete Doherty is on stage in Munich, Germany, giving small throat to the first bars of the German National anthem... More »
1st, December 2009
Celebrities
4 Katie Price Wants Alex Reid Back And Is 'At It' With Peter Andre
Katie Price and Peter Andre and Alex Reid news round-up - with the wisdom of Sue Carroll... More »
1st, December 2009
Reviews
1 How Journalism Works: John Crace's Guardian Super Subs
When sub-editors attack f0rom the depths... More »
30th, November 2009
Strange But True
2 Santa Claus Burnt To Death In Brazil, In Pictures
Hey, kids Santa’s just been burnt in Santa Catarina, Southern Brazil... More »
30th, November 2009
Celebrities
1 Susan Boyle Tops Sex Survey And Cracks Germany
Susan Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle tops sex survey, receives more insults and lowers her eyebrows... More »
30th, November 2009
Celebrities
Jedward's Exclusive London Show, In Pictures
Want to see pictures from Jedward's private show in a exclusive venue? More »
30th, November 2009
Reviews
Mr Rugg Delivers The Polar Bear Song To A Drowned Wales
Polar bears can sing... Really... More »
30th, November 2009
Reviews
Germany Unveils World's Biggest Candle To Light Global Warming
Germany switches on world's biggest candle to light up and warm the night skies... More »
30th, November 2009
Celebrities
1 The Killing Of Susan Boyle: TV Host Calls Susan Retarded
The media's destruction of Susan Boyle continues. News reaches us of New Zealand TV host Paul Henry describe Susan Boyle as "retarded"... More »
30th, November 2009
Celebrities
10 Liam Gallagher Flogs His Pretty Green Clothes, In Pictures
Here’s Oasis singer Liam Gallagher plugging his schmutters in pictures – you can now pay a lot of money to look like Liam Gallagher trying to look like John Lennon... More »
30th, November 2009
Politicians
1 Rupert Everett Explains Why You Should Vote For David Cameron And His Tory Toffs
Anyone still wondering whether or not to vote for high-pitched David Cameron and his ‘There’s no-other-option’ Tories can knows that if he gets in then Rupert Everett, the acting toff, is going to leave the country... More »
30th, November 2009
Reviews
Youth Rehabilitation Orders Invite You To Join The Debate On Hanging Criminals
The Government invites respondents to suggest punishments for criminals aged between 10 and 17. The offenders are the north west of England, but the scheme is open to the entire country so allowing Daily Mail readers and Tories to join in. More »
30th, November 2009
Celebrities
1 T4 Awards In Pictures: Jedward Give The Saturdays And JLS JedWood Hair
At the T4 “Stars of 2009” awards at London’s Earls Court, Jedward were on hands to give The Saturdays and Paloma Faith tips on how to distract people from your voice by giving your hair a “hard on for fame” – the JedWood... More »
30th, November 2009
Reviews
4 Muslims Invade Switzerland, Pictures
Following news of Switzerland's ban on minarets - look out for "Muslims Tunnel Into Fascist Switzerland!" - we bring pictorial proof that Islamists are invading the Alpine wonderland. More »
30th, November 2009
Politicians
1 Switzerland's Fascists Invite Fanatical Muslims To Help With Assisted Suicide Project
The Swiss People's Part organises a ban on minarets to keep the Alps sacred... More »
30th, November 2009
Celebrities
X Factor Singers Jedward Play Falkirk, In Pictures
One question: does the Jedward tour follow X Facor voting patterns: first GAY, now Falkirk. They're coming to your secure institution next... More »
